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Song Parodies -> "Binges"

Original Song Title:

"Changes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

2Pac

Parody Song Title:

"Binges"

Parody Written by:

Xander999

The Lyrics

"For the record I don't drink alcohol...*shifty eyes*"
Come on...Come on...
We've gotta stop these BINGES! Friends wake up early and I ask them,
Are these nights worth it - should we be binning them?
We all look tired and you we look like crap,
Everytime I try to help you - at me you snap.
You don't give a damn about who's being sober,
You say not killing brain cells is so 'over',
Drink booze all night and do you care?
Who's the bloke who's gonna drive us home from all the way there?
First give them Breezers and see them flirt each other,
End up in bed with the bartender's brother,
It's time to drink less, that's what Andy said,
22 shots of tequila - Andy's dead.
I don't mean really, he's gone and he going nowhere,
Unless I drag him with the others.
We gotta stop these Binges,
Learn hold our liquor and stop drinking the hinges,
Is that how it's gonna be?
We're gonna get plastered every Saturday?
I'd love to go back to what we drunk as kids...
But we Binge...and that's the way it is...


CHORUS:
That's just the way it is...
Brain cells dying everyday...
That's just the way it is...
Aww Yeah...
That's just the way it is...
Brain cells dying everyday...
That's just the way it is...
Aww Yeah...


We ain't stopped these BINGES! All we do is drink the wasted,
Leftovers are used again for the old and pasted,
I'm under, the wonder of the opposite sex,
When I'm drunk I'm confident it's a hex.
They say evil lurks in the drink they're right,
Cause some weird force has possessed me tonight,
The only time that we chill is when we drink the Stella,
It's take skill to down a pint and become a fella.
Though, it maybe a gift that's sent,
We ain't ready, to take 40 shot of Pent, up,
Anger that's stored in the bottles, FACT!
Alochol's a drug - but a legal one at that
One thing that's on a binge,
A lot sex is gonna happen as we see a borken off door hinge,
Now tell me what's the bartender to do?
Throw us out lose his kid's college fund to Timbucktoo?
Throw us out the easy way, "Please Come back the next day",
So we're gonna return anyway,
Sellin' booze to the teenz, "They showed I-D..."
Well hey, well that's the way it is...


CHORUS:
That's just the way it is...
Brain cells dying everyday...
That's just the way it is...
Aww Yeah...
That's just the way it is...
Brain cells dying everyday...
That's just the way it is...
Aww Yeah...


XANDER999 TALKING...
*blah blah*


We gotta stop these BINGES! Can't you see we're running out of booze...
We buy of this and it's our money that we lose,
Instead of drinking lemonade, we gonna drink the flowers,
We drinking booze til the early hours
And we never get drunk until after two,
P-M silly wat banning the booze back to you,
Don't let it drunk you up, lunk you up,
Pump you up, and drink Hump you up,
We gotta learn how to hold our own,
Then get jealous when all the fellas score but your alone,
But tell the girls they can't touch this,
Stand on one foot then I push I bust this, (NOSE!)
That's the sound of my drool, you said it was cool,
My mother dain't raise no fool,
And long as I stay drunk, we gonna get bunked,
And I never get to sober that,
Cause I always worry bout the hangover,
The thing kills like drill in dover,
In you r head after all these years...
Chug-a-glug-glug-glug-glug that's the way it is...

That's just the way it is...
Brain cells dying everyday...
That's just the way it is...
Aww Yeah...
That's just the way it is...
Brain cells dying everyday...
That's just the way it is...
Aww Yeah...
(repeat til fade)

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