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Song Parodies -> "Without Me"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Me"

Parody Written by:

Xander999

The Lyrics

The Parody would be duller without me wouldn't it? *serious thoughts*
"Matty yeah, Real name full of gimmicks..."

[Intro]
Two humourous girls go looking for pie,
Looking for pie, looking for pie
{*scratches*}
Two humourous girls go looking for pie,
Looking for pie, looking for pie
{*scratches*}

Crap he's back,
Back again,
Xander's back,
Warn a friend,
Guess who's back, must attack, with loud thwack, round the back,
must attack, with loud thack, round the back..

*hums*

[Verse 1]
I've murdered a past-time, cause people last time voted me bad,
They want Xander, He's citris lime,
If you want Xander than he is want I'll give ya,
A funny parody mixed with some beats wid'cha!
A Token that'll fix broken bones thiner
than a thread from the arse of a spider,
Peter Parker, when he's not co-operating,
Tobey's younger than anyone playing Spidey!
You've waited long, quit calculating,
Cause I'm back, My name's Matt, and can't stop pee-ing
I know that you got a show Miss Gellar,
But your Freddie's just locked within a cellar!
So AmIRight had let you see,
My parody of D-12, yee!
They'll try to promote all of S.T.G,
But it'll be so empty without me,
So, Junior's dun, the awards that he dun,
Let's bet, That he'll pass mine, I'll never win one,
But get ready, cause Xander's real name is Debbie (wha?)
And he want to see a lawsuit - FORGET YA SCABBIE!


[Chorus]
Now this looks like a spoof by me,
Spoof everything, from A to Z,
Cause we need a little, humour you see,
Parodies feel empty without me
I said this looks like a spoof by me,
Spoof everything, from A to Z,
Cause we need a little, humour you see,
Parodies feel empty without me


[Verse 2]
Little spoofers, kids feelin' like loofers,
And bare that their parents still like that Wierd Al,
They start feelin' like talkin to my pal,
'til someone arrives on a prism and yells - CAL!
A missionary, Mission is scary,
Could start evolution, changing all the ways,
Of humour, so let me sunbath and bask,
In the fact that everyone got me kissing their ass! (*KISS!*)
And it's now the end of, end of me kissing see,
Cause you know that Xander 's the wierdest: You wannabes?
Now I'm back Ba-na-na-ra-ma-lla-ma-tan-ah-nah!
Fix your crap modem - log on in to mass of humour,
laughin at, all the parodies like a real goof,
I'm center of attention, write all the spoof,
I'm very funny, Making fun of the bunny,
That's dancing on your kid's head - and jesting.
(*KISS!*) Wanting, a girlfriend please,
Feel the heartbreak, currently one girl for me,
And It Won't happen, Because I'm me,
Gotta move, with groove, Get over she...


[Chorus]
Now this looks like a spoof by me,
Spoof everything, from A to Z,
Cause we need a little, humour you see,
Parodies feel empty without me
I said this looks like a spoof by me,
Spoof everything, from A to Z,
Cause we need a little, humour you see,
Parodies feel empty without me

[Verse - 3]
A-biscuit a-basket, I'm gonna go on rounds with,
Anybody who's gonna spread it, gossip,
Blackflash-3-6, called me a flippwitt,
So I went and bombed his house with Walkers Packets,
Har Dody? You get killed by Andy,
You dopey-arsed wrestling role-player, beat me,
You can't beat me, Your too crap, you're lead,
Move over, cause nobody joins your E-fed,
So lets spoof, somebody open up notepad,
I'll be with the real lyrics making all you glad,
I been so, good use of a placement,
Ever since Trevor Jordash was put under the pavement!
But you some spoofs just seem,
Nodbody wants to discuss me,
So this must mean, That I'm crappy!
But it's just me! I that wierdy!
No I'm the first king of the parody,
I am the best thing since old ChuckyG,
Open AmIRight - to the needy,
I used it to get myself weathly!
(HEY!) There's a parody that works!
Twenty three other parodies emerge,
But not matter how good that they may be...
Parodies feel empty without me!

[Chorus]
Now this looks like a spoof by me,
Spoof everything, from A to Z,
Cause we need a little, humour you see,
Parodies feel empty without me
I said this looks like a spoof by me,
Spoof everything, from A to Z,
Cause we need a little, humour you see,
Parodies feel empty without me

Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

SPOOFS!
MINE! MINE! MINE!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 18

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