Song Parodies -> She Pastes Me
| Original Song Title: | "She Hates Me" |
| Original Performer: | Puddle of Mudd |
| Parody Song Title: | "She Pastes Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Xander999 |
I wanted to deliberately make an awful paordy, of see how many low votes I can get...
Met a girl, got sticky hands,
Fell in love, Sold pritt sticks man,
Went well for a week or two,
We was ob-sessed with glue...
Used a trap-trip glitter then snip,
Scissors - thought her sanity slipped...
Then I started to recognise,
I was dating an artist - WHY?
she flipping patses me
Just
She flipping patses
La la la - stuck
She tried to hard,
And she stuck my pants on the bedroom,
And CAN'T GET THEM OFF!
She was good, for about an hour,
After that, the glue lost it's power,
It took all it ever had,
No peeling back,
The glue wasn't bad
Used a trap-trip glitter then snip,
Scissors - thought her sanity slipped...
Then I started to recognise,
I was dating an artist - WHY?
she flipping patses me
Just
She flipping patses
La la la - stuck
She tried to hard,
And she stuck my pants on the bedroom,
And CAN'T GET THEM OFF!
That's my story, as you see,
Learnt my lesson and so did she,
Not it's over, and I'm glad,
'Cause of the glue, I'm a NAKED MAN!
she flipping patses me
Just
She flipping patses
La la la - stuck
She tried to hard,
And she stuck my pants on the bedroom,
And CAN'T GET THEM OFF!
Fell in love, Sold pritt sticks man,
Went well for a week or two,
We was ob-sessed with glue...
Used a trap-trip glitter then snip,
Scissors - thought her sanity slipped...
Then I started to recognise,
I was dating an artist - WHY?
she flipping patses me
Just
She flipping patses
La la la - stuck
She tried to hard,
And she stuck my pants on the bedroom,
And CAN'T GET THEM OFF!
She was good, for about an hour,
After that, the glue lost it's power,
It took all it ever had,
No peeling back,
The glue wasn't bad
Used a trap-trip glitter then snip,
Scissors - thought her sanity slipped...
Then I started to recognise,
I was dating an artist - WHY?
she flipping patses me
Just
She flipping patses
La la la - stuck
She tried to hard,
And she stuck my pants on the bedroom,
And CAN'T GET THEM OFF!
That's my story, as you see,
Learnt my lesson and so did she,
Not it's over, and I'm glad,
'Cause of the glue, I'm a NAKED MAN!
she flipping patses me
Just
She flipping patses
La la la - stuck
She tried to hard,
And she stuck my pants on the bedroom,
And CAN'T GET THEM OFF!
By me...
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