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Song Parodies -> "Fallen Angel"

Original Song Title:

"Proper Crimbo"

Original Performer:

Avid Merrion

Parody Song Title:

"Fallen Angel"

Parody Written by:

Xander999

The Lyrics

About 'Hex' on Sky One
(Cassie)
I have just released, Fallen Angel
He is now stalking me, Fallen Angel
(Thelma)
Cassie has just freed, Fallen Angel
Said Angel's just killed me, Typ-i-cal (typical)

(Cassie)
In a boring year of study, an old vase gave to me,
A succession of dreams, bloody crap I tell thee,
Some new powers and an angel twat,
He Knew what the visions I had meant that
I won't sleep all night until Azazeal comes,
I'll fall for him and I'll succomb,
But that Troy plank is the guy for me,
He always gets me shuddering in me knees.
Roxanne's a big ho, ain't had a silent night
With a little competition, she'll be losing the fight
Gemma's hair cut is as big as a cow,
Celibate bimbo, I'll tell you how...

Retort...

(Cassie)
I have just released, Fallen Angel
He is now stalking me, Fallen Angel
(Thelma)
Cassie has just freed, Fallen Angel
Said Angel's just killed me, Typ-i-cal (typical)

(Thelma)
Woah, woah, woah,
I'm a lesbian ghost,
Can't touch Cass, dunno what to do,
'Til she close her eyes, then I'll get to do...
Funky, sexy, what I'm about,
Watch out Azzy 'cause here I come,
Cause I eat all the crisps, what I'm doing on this chair?
That knife looks sharp, you gonna cut my hair?
It's me tied up, Cassie help me,
Got a gift for ya, and it's gonna be me,
Oh no! (Oh no!) Oh no! (Oh no!) Oh no I've just be killed!
I say Thelma ain't a flunky, I'm smart and I'm spunky,
Hey Peggy hold me I'm cold...

(Cassie)
I have just released, Fallen Angel (oh bugger)
He is now stalking me, Fallen Angel (oh bugger)
(Thelma)
Cassie has just freed, Fallen Angel (oh bugger)
Said Angel's just killed me, Typ-i-cal (typical) (oh bugger)

(Azazeal)
Ay up, where's that girl gone? Come on kids, help us out...
I am the... (Fallen Angel)
Check me out... (Fallen Angel)
Can I find... (Fallen Angel)
That was v. good... (Fallen Angel)
Come on! Let's restart the Nephilm, you as well Cass...

(Cassie) [Troy]
[What about me?]
I have just released, Fallen Angel (oh bugger) [I'm a flipping drip!]
He is now stalking me, Fallen Angel (oh bugger) [I'm a sap!]
(Thelma)
Cassie has just freed, Fallen Angel (oh bugger) [Hehe...]
Said Angel's just killed me, Typ-i-cal (typical) (oh bugger) [I'm a flipping drip!]

(Azazeal)
Can I get a mood change?

(Cassie)
I have just released, Fallen Angel (I am the...)
He is now stalking me, Fallen Angel (I'll be stalking thee!)
(Thelma)
Cassie has just freed, Fallen Angel (Cassie has just freed!)
Said Angel's just killed me, Typ-i-cal (typical) (Just killed me, just killed me, just killed me)
(Cassie)
I have just released, Fallen Angel (I am the...)
He is now stalking me, Fallen Angel (I'll be stalking thee!)
(Thelma)
Cassie has just freed, Fallen Angel (Cassie has just freed!)
Said Angel's just killed me, Typ-i-cal (typical) (Just killed me, just killed me, just killed me)

(Azazeal)
I'm a Proper Bo Ang...el...

(Gemma)
Hair cut!

(Troy)
Yes...it's all because of the magic...oh yeah,

(Thelma)
Oh I know Cass, he's a proper crank. Bo Selecta...

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