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Song Parodies -> "Before I Know (ode To GCSE Results)"

Original Song Title:

"Before I Go"

Original Performer:

Bizzy Bone

Parody Song Title:

"Before I Know (ode To GCSE Results)"

Parody Written by:

Xander999

The Lyrics

"This is about the fact I have to pick up my GCSE results in August...GULP!" - Xand
You have been given 567 U's...
I worked my very hardest, what the - WHAT?? This is a joke...
Before I Know... (whoo)

[Verse-1]
Momma, momma I know I've that I been revising so hard,
I've done what I've done so I'll get a nice job,
I cry and I wonder, and thought 'bout what my results,
What would they be?
I know I'm gettin' pushed for all A's,
Man when they find out that I did play,
Waiting for results cause I'm scaredy,
The wait may be painful but the break was pretty,
Panic made die, and cry why when we read
The brown envelope please, mind full of sleaze,
With me and my geez, I don't think I'm gonna be alive,
When I get home,
My momma's gonna be peed,
Crashed out ever since I cried,
I know that teenagers all about "Don't care if I fail these exams"
Those stupid idiots would be cryin' twice (cryin' twice)
And collapse on the playground, playground, playground, playground, playground,

[Chorus]
Before I know my results y'all,
Hell nah don't let me put myself down lord,
Prays god now (Repeat 3X)
Before I know my results my results my results my results my results

[Verse 2]
As I sit, in reception, man,
Waiting for the brown piece of paper,
I can tell I'm getting madder,
Where my results at, I wanna know (dam!)
Teenz they don't call me when the paper stack running to read their performance,
Where the love at The School? Teenz Rule?
I always been workin' hard, But will that do?
Teachers know that we're troubled,
But still stress us uncoupled,
With emotional poisons on our soul and testosterone was the hormone,
Seeeeee, Teachers still the enemy,
Never been a friend to me
Especially in the lessons,
I can't pretend to be hard workin' when I'm just only a teenz,
Mind be in service to the one and that's me,
Undisputed with common sense you seem
None of y'all could do worse than me,
I've missed work that I ain't proud of,
I won't even mention the homework,
X-Three-Nine was getting near it,
If I fail today, I'd die a cryin' man,
Hope my friends do way better...

[Chorus]
Before I know my results y'all,
Hell nah don't let me put myself down lord,
Prays god now (Repeat 3X)
Before I know my results my results my results my results my results

[Verse 3]
Damn forgot to bribe them 20 dollars,
And my hands are shakin' quickly,
You don't blame me, I don't see them I wanted to see,
Family will start dissin' me,
And read the results I'm hoping to die quickly,
Hoping to die swiftly,
But I'll take all these Teeners wid' me,
And they'll keep on testin' me in the exam room wonder why I always cry,
Cause they as thick as me,
520 f's what THE HELL is five more.
What I am here for? Cause I was bein' tested five-o.
Lil' cheat and muck it up,
My teeners growin' up,
Tip-Exing their grades,
And I was playin' chardaes
I breathe slow me up,
Hell no,
And not wind up in this foul mood,
If I could do it all again (NO!)
When receiving the marks.
Learning in prison,
All these teachers y'all don't know what the fudge they teachin',
But I ain't sweatin' opening the brown paper tied,
And only god can say I tried...

[Chorus]
Before I know my results y'all,
Hell nah don't let me put myself down lord,
Prays god now (Repeat 3X)
Before I know my results my results my results my results my results

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