SPOKEN

SPIKE: Yo!
VAMP SHAGGY: YO!
SPIKE: Open up man.
VAMP SHAGGY: What happened?
SPIKE: My girl Buffy just caught me.
VAMP SHAGGY: You let her catch you?
SPIKE: I dunno how I let this happen...
VAMP SHAGGY: With who?
SPIKE: Her best friend Willow...
VAMP SHAGGY: Say it wasn't you.
SPIKE: All right...

SPIKE:
Buffy came in and caught me red handed;
Creeping with a red haired girl;
Picture this, we were both caught topless;
Smootching up against the wall;
How could I use the excuse;
That I'd given her an extra key;
'Cause there's no bloody lock on;
My brand new crypt door you see;

VAMP SHAGGY:
How could you've slept with her very best mate?;
Knowing very well she arranged a dinner date;
Don't say a word, let me guess what's on your plate;
I'm a physic, so sit still and I'll concentrate;
Tyler, Scott and Parker and the personality of lead;
She really wants commitment, that is what she said;
So she and Angel cosumated in his bed;
But he got all evil and tried to kill her friends dead...

Sp:She caught me their with Willow;
Vs:WASN'T ME!
Sp:She saw the rumples in the pillow;
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: She was supposed to see Xander
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: He was probably 'seeing' Anya;
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: Didn't she have school work?
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: Probably flirting with a jerk;
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: She heard the screams getting louder;
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: She stayed until it was over!

SPIKE:
Buffy came in and caught me red handed;
Creeping with a red haired girl;
Picture this, we were both caught topless;
Smootching up against the wall;
How could I have stopped her;
From what she was about to see;
Why should see believe me?;
When I told her it wasn't me


VAMP SHAGGY:
Do you know how crap her love life has been?;
She had a season and half boinking Riley Finn;
Did you know how trouble he was in?;
He nearly became a vampire din-din;
Early in her life she had a fling with Pike;
He got boring, she told hold him to fly a kite;
But there's a person to give her what she like;
I'll tell you his name and it's Spike...

Sp:She caught me their with Willow;
Vs:WASN'T ME!
Sp:She saw the rumples in the pillow;
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: She was supposed to see Xander
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: He was probably 'seeing' Anya;
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: Didn't she have school work?
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: Probably flirting with a jerk;
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: She heard the screams getting louder;
Vs:WASN'T ME!
sp: She stayed until it was over!


Buffy came in and caught me red handed;
Creeping with a red haired girl;
Picture this, we were both caught topless;
Smootching up against the wall;
How could I use the excuse;
That I'd given her an extra key;
'Cause there's no bloody lock on;
My brand new crypt door you see;

Buffy came in and caught me red handed;
Creeping with a red haired girl;
Picture this, we were both caught topless;
Smootching up against the wall;
How could I use the excuse;
That I'd given her an extra key;
'Cause there's no bloody lock on;
My brand new crypt door you see;

SPIKE:
Well it's Buffy's fault not mine;
I'll make sure you see;
Because the blond was late;
Me and the Witch started out early;

*music stops*

SPIKE: WHAT???

*music resumes*

VAMP SHAGGY:
Wasn't me...

(repeat til fade)