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Song Parodies -> "My Name Is...ZELL DINCT!"

Original Song Title:

"My Name Is..."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"My Name Is...ZELL DINCT!"

Parody Written by:

Xander999

The Lyrics

This is about Final Fantasy VIII. Contains Spoilers
ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ZELL: Excuse me, may have the attention of the player, for one disc?

ZELL:
Hey SeeD's,
Y'all Junkies?
Wanna save the world, get the girl, like they do in the movies?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Pretend you did, when you are actually one of the sidekicks?
I'd thought I'd ripped apart,
I was only the start,
Before Squall came and followed up with a Lionheart.
And Selphie said;

SELPHIE:
Zell I'm Bored (Uh Ah!)
I need some action before I'm one with the floorboard.

ZELL:
Since aged five,
I felt so alive,
When I joined the Garden to learn how to survive.
Can you imagine,
In the same school as Raijin,
Hanging with Seifer and Fuijin, who won no beauty pagent.
I whooped Seifer's ass,
While having blast,
Storming Galbadia Garden after remembering the past;
"Come HERE Selphie!"

IRVINE:
Hey wait a minute Zell,
That's my girl dog?

ZELL:
I don't give a damm,
Square should've programmed me to take you all on...


ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ZELL:
There's another villian after fighting Edea;
We now have to step forward and whoop Ultimecia;
We have to fight in the future,
After meeting Laguna,
Maybe chuck her in the nearest Glacier,
We'll fight with my buds,
We're like a club,
And after the fight we'll get Squall drunk in a local pub;
Extraterrestrial,
Pupu aducting,
in a spaceship while they screamin at me: "GIMMIE EXLIR!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to;
I just found out I grew up in the same place as all of you,
I told Edea I'd grow up to be garden student,
Of course this was way before she was to invent,
Garden, she looked at me trying to understand,
And thought I was as wacky as drunkern marching bad,
This Guy at Galbadia ask to be spared,
So I turned on his ass and KICKED MY FOOT UP THERE!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ZELL:
Stop the Game!
Seifer needs to be locked away!
Squall and Irvine, don't just stand there, Kick he's ass!
I'm not going to fight and it's too scary to die
We've ran out of pheonix downs so I'm staying alive
I think I'm stressed, what's after five,
I just took some medication...dare me to drive?
All my life, Seifer called me a wuss,
I ain't had my own back in years, so paybacks a must!
Clothes styled like I'm a rocker dude,
The games rated 11+? I CANNOT BE RUDE!!!
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How can I train against you MOM? I'll hit your hips!
I get with the Double F 8 Crew,
And ask a big question, if anyone knew,
That our first single is solo, will it do well?
OF COURSE IT WILL! IT'S SUNG BY ZELL

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

ALL:
HI!
My name is!
My name is!
My name is!
ZELL: ZELL DINCT!

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