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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

I can not verify whether these names have been taken yet or not. If your band happens to already use one of these names sorry. If you want to use a name you see here, you'll need to verify it's not already in use.

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Latest Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 11113 Cool Band Names entries on the site.

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Assets and Liabilities  It's almost tax season again. And this group has a combo of rich and poor people. Rock Maninoff
Zulu Bendix What someone wanted to name their son. Lance Crackers
Suspicion Bridge A malapropism attempting to refer to a suspension bridge Richard Wetfuss
Cavalier Bridge A malapropism attempting to refer to a cantilever bridge Richard Wetfuss
Blasphemy For those entries in "Cool Band Names" that mock Jesus and His followers. Rock Maninoff
Pepper Bacause Salt is already taken. Opie M.
Dunkin Donut Doofuses It's alliteral. For those that run on Dunkin 24/7. Opie M.
The Eczema Devils Eczema is the skin condition the makes your skin red and itchy. And devils are usually red. So.... Opie M.
Suomi River Might be a good name for a Finnish folk group Richard Wetfuss
Nose Picking Friends  Based on the old saying "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose." Another version on the TV show Hee Haw altered the ending to "But you can't wipe your friends on the couch", which would be even grosser. Opie M.
Olee Akakio It's yodeling that doesn't make sense Brionna Secret
The Repercussions Repercussions is a synonym for ramifications, which was entered earlier on Cool Band Names (misspelled)..  Odie Garfield
Martin Medium I just randomly came up with it out of the blue yeah
Juan Coronavirus Combining the notorious serial killer Juan Corona with a disease that has killed at least 1000 times more than he did. (Not to make light of either or.) Lance Crackers
Tappit Something random I came up with last year Brionna Secret
Juliet's Son A counterpart and perhaps a tribute to not just Romeo's Daughter. Joey F.
Basinets And Castanets Two words coming together because of their vaguely similar sounds, even though they designate dissimilar things. As a band name it might have a rhythmic aura as if both were musical instruments. Richard Wetfuss
Speak Softly And The Big Hickory Sticks Wordplay on the saying "Speak softly and carry a big stick", based on the fact that "carry a" sounds like Carya, the scientific genus name for hickory. Richard Wetfuss
The Defecators Couldn't resist. I have a warped mind. Woody Thomas
Max E. Padd and the Kotecks Self explanatory Woody Thomas

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