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1960s
Donovan's, "Mellow Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow, they call Mellow Yellow (Quite right slip)
Original Lyrics:
Yellow, they call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly)
Johnny Farnham's, "Sadie (The Cleaning Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Worked her fingers to the bone, for the life she had at home
...
To her sorrow and dismay, she still loves him to this day
As Sam turned out to be a mother figure
Original Lyrics:
Worked her fingers to the bone, for the lad she had at home
...
To her sorrow and dismay, she's still working to this day
Her Sam turned out to be a nervous figure
Nancy Sinatra's, "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start rockin'
or
Still rockin'
Original Lyrics:
Start walkin'
The Beatles', "Inner Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never could see any album
Original Lyrics:
Never could see any other way
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme, I'm mad after midnight.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight.
ABBA's, "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me through the daftness to the break of the day
Original Lyrics:
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
ABBA's, "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy woman after midnight.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight.
ABBA's, "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of teasing, I open the window
And I gaze into the night
Original Lyrics:
Tired of TV, I open the window and I gaze into the night
ABBA's, "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't somebody help me
Chase these chariots somewhere?
Original Lyrics:
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away?
ABBA's, "Thank You for the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Who can live without it?', I'm asking all on the street
Original Lyrics:
'Who can live without it?', I ask in all honesty
ABBA's, "Thank You for the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a whore
Original Lyrics:
I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore
ABBA's, "Thank You for the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been solar King, I am the girl with golden hair
Original Lyrics:
I've been so lucky, I am the girl with golden hair
ABBA's, "Thank You for the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I say thank you for the music, for giving in to me
Original Lyrics:
So I say thank you for the music, for giving it to me
ABBA's, "Thank You for the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a joy, what a life, what a chair
or
What a joy, what a life, what a child
Original Lyrics:
What a joy, what a life, what a chance
Barry Manilow's, "Copacabana"
Misheard Lyrics:
After cold cuts
Original Lyrics:
At the Copa
Captain & Tennille's, "Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eileen, Eileen, Eileen, Eileen
or
Raleigh, Raleigh, Raleigh, Raleigh
or
Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie
or
Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally
Original Lyrics:
I will, I will, I will, I will
Cher's, "Half Breed"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's no goodly worn
Original Lyrics:
'She's no good,' they warned
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there's a warm wind blowing the stars around
Original Lyrics:
But there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
How to get your name
Original Lyrics:
How to get an A
Jackson 5's, "I Want You Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rush on back
or
Walk on back
Original Lyrics:
I want you back
Mungo Jerry's, "In the Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a grand fee, and her Daddy wit a fee
Original Lyrics:
We're no threat, people
We're not dirty, we're not mean.
R.B. Greaves', "Always Something There to Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was gone, toodle-oo
Original Lyrics:
I was born to love you
 
1980s
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's gonna be so different
When I'm on the space tonight
Original Lyrics:
And it's gonna be so different
When I'm on the stage tonight
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere in the house, there's fags
(Later)
Everything will be so different
When I'm one more smoke tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere in the crowd, there's you
(Later)
Everything will be so different
When I'm on the stage tonight.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Hungry Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got one hundred hearts
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got a hungry heart
Cutting Crew's, "(I Just) Died in Your Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a long hard night
or
It was a long gone night
Original Lyrics:
It was a long hot night
Huey Lewis and the News', "Hip To Be Square"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me underwear
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm nowhere
Pete Townshend's, "Let My Love Open the Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let Broadway open its doors
To the hall
Original Lyrics:
Let my love open the door
To your heart
Queen and David Bowie's, "Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me,
Pressing down on you, no man at all
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me,
Pressing down on you, no man ask for
The Go Go's', "Mercenary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't take the parrot out
Original Lyrics:
Can't tear the hurt out
The Go Go's', "Mercenary"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's stealing the sign
Original Lyrics:
She's scheming inside
The Go-Go's', "Mercenary"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says, I just wanted the menu
Original Lyrics:
She says, I just wanted to mend you
The Go-Go's', "Mercenary"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says, otters wanted the menu
Original Lyrics:
She says, I just wanted to mend you
The Pretenders', "Brass in Pocket (I'm Special)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make you, make you, make you money
Original Lyrics:
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Tina Turner's, "Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your trendy dancer
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
 
1990s
Alice in Chains', "Nothin' Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah this kick-ass cell 38
It hit the point of vanity
Original Lyrics:
Began this take at 7:38
Head hit the board, enough that it aches
Counting Crows', "Mr. Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Jones, kill me
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Jones and me
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't my faith
Original Lyrics:
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Kidsongs', "Raccoon and Possum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbits are not terrible
Original Lyrics:
Rabbits have no tail at all
Kidsongs', "The Kidsongs TV Show Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want our pizza
Original Lyrics:
We want our Kidsongs
Shabba Ranks', "Mr. Loverman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scream Pa La Pa Dee, Shaba!
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Loverman, Shabba!
U2's, "Staring at the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stinky diaper son
Original Lyrics:
Staring at the sun
 
2000s
Counting Crows', "Accidentally in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coca-Cola
Original Lyrics:
Come on, come on
Green Day's, "American Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be an American, Harriet
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna be an American idiot
Green Day's, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk on Mars
or
I walk on the moon
Original Lyrics:
I walk alone
Linkin Park's, "One Step Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate a little root today.
Original Lyrics:
I need a little room to breathe.
Slipknot's, "The Heretic Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well if you f***, f***, f***, have sex, sex, sex
Original Lyrics:
If you're a 5, 5, 5, I'm a 6, 6, 6
 
2010s
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
We rub a Mexican Monkey.
Original Lyrics:
We're up all night to get lucky
Luke Bryan's, "Sunrise, Sunburn, Sunset"
Misheard Lyrics:
General Patton underneath
Original Lyrics:
A little PacSun underneath
Mike Posner's, "Cooler than Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need everyone's Isis to feel seen
Original Lyrics:
You need everyone's eyes just to feel seen

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