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1950s
Gene Kelly's, "Singin' in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm siblings with Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
I'm singin' in the rain
 
1960s
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Everyday People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Snoopy the beagle
Original Lyrics:
I am everyday people
 
1970s
Barry Manilow's, "Mandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Maggie
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mandy
Bread's, "Baby I’m a Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I’m a wombat
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you
Earth, Wind, and Fire's, "After the Love Has Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
After the love has gone
How could you leave me up
To not let me stay around?
Oh, after the love has gone
It used to be right it’s wrong
The love that's lost has been found?
Original Lyrics:
After the love has gone
How could you lead me on
And not let me stay around?
Oh, after the love has gone
What used to be right is wrong
Can love that's lost be found?
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And well the thing is why I really love you.
Original Lyrics:
Anyway the thing is what I really mean.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I can't tell for miles
Well some of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the marks
Well some of the voices, well they got me quite cross
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd build a big house where we both could live
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton, but then again, a gnome
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It may be a beluga butt, now that it's done.
Original Lyrics:
It may be quite simple but, now that it's done.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling shoe
Original Lyrics:
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the sweetest ass I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Free's, "All Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alive now
Original Lyrics:
all right now
George McCrae's, "Rock Your Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nacho baby
Original Lyrics:
Rock your baby
Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks', "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet love sugar on a Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light
Kiss', "God of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born on an impulse
Original Lyrics:
I was born on Olympus
Led Zeppelin's, "When the Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you shou'n't have gone
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to Chicago
Led Zeppelin's, "When the Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, the s*** goes on
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to Chicago
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a deadly affair
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
The Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you doing on your back?
Original Lyrics:
What you doin' in a discotheque
The Guess Who's, "No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no time left for Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
There's no time left for you
The Moody Blues', "Question"
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't believe Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
You won't believe it's true
 
1980s
Barry Manilow's, "Read ‘em and Weep"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everything’s great
Original Lyrics:
And everything’s blank
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be on Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
Janet Jackson's, "The Pleasure Principle"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s the plagiarism
Original Lyrics:
It’s the pleasure principle
Oingo Boingo's, "Weird Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give silence!
Original Lyrics:
Weird science!
Pat Benatar's, "Love Is a Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t we just know it?
Original Lyrics:
Both of us know it
Sheena Easton's, "Strut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stretch out
Original Lyrics:
Strut pout
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little Backyardigans' soul
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of heart and soul
Taylor Dayne's, "Tell It to My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t watch Blue’s Clues
Original Lyrics:
I don’t want to lose
Taylor Dayne's, "Tell It to My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell it to my son
Original Lyrics:
Tell it to my heart
The Beach Boys', "Come Go with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come into my car
Original Lyrics:
Come into my heart
 
1990s
Black Box's, "Everybody, Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy dream
Original Lyrics:
Sad and free
Blues Traveler's, "Run-Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
When all it does is a hold-me-down
Original Lyrics:
When all it does is slow me down
Carly Simon's, "Let the River Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make it lemon-lime
Original Lyrics:
Let the river run
Color Me Badd's, "I Wanna Sex You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my six foot tall
Original Lyrics:
I wanna sex you up
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Green Day's, "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only contradictable
Original Lyrics:
It's something unpredictable
Janet Jackson's, "Love Will Never Do (Without You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said it was a yes
Original Lyrics:
They said it wouldn’t last
Metallica's, "The God That Failed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friar Tuck, how do you feel?
Original Lyrics:
Pride you took, pride you feel
Pearl Jam's, "Even Flow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy go
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
Sarah McLachlan's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your silent referee
Original Lyrics:
Of your silent reverie
System of a Down's, "Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I just f***ing pick her
Original Lyrics:
And I just f***ing kick her
The Proclaimers', "(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna want 500 roars
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna walk 500 more
 
2000s
Commercial's, "JG Wentworth"
Misheard Lyrics:
877-CRASH-NOW
or
877-CRASHDOWN
Original Lyrics:
877-CASH-NOW
Kasabian's, "Cutt Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the bad boy
I saw my sister
She's got my comics
Original Lyrics:
Chew the backbone
A solar system
These clever convicts
 
country
Alan Jackson's, "Gone Country"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s in the country
Original Lyrics:
She’s gone country
Juice Newton's, "(And) Then He Kissed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt so happy that I almost died
Original Lyrics:
I felt so happy that I almost cried

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