Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for August 24, 2023

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender" Misheard Lyrics: We turn to Sega, I'll dress alone Original Lyrics: Return to sender, address unknown	Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs Robinson, She's a slut much more than you could know, You ho, ho, ho Original Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you could know, Woah, woah, woah
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: God bless the trees, Mrs. Robinson Original Lyrics: God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson	Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for hoes who pray, hey hey hey Original Lyrics: God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Going to the can to masquerade Original Lyrics: Going to a candidates debate	Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Going to the can to masturbate Original Lyrics: Going to a candidates debate
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Going to the candles ate de grapes! Original Lyrics: Going to the candidates debate	Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Heaven holds a place for 'hos that pray Original Lyrics: Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Heaven holds a place for 'hos that pray Original Lyrics: Heaven holds a place for those who pray	Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Heaven holds a place for whores who pray Original Lyrics: Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, She's a slutty Mormon you will know, whoa whoa whoa Original Lyrics: Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know, Whoa whoa whoa	Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: It's a little secret that the Robin tells the bear. Original Lyrics: It's a little secret, just the Robinson's affair.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Put it in the pantry with your cumcakes Original Lyrics: Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes	Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Put it in your panties with your car keys Original Lyrics: Put it in your pantry with the cupcakes
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: She's a slut more than you will know Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know	Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: She's a slutty Mormon don't you know Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: She's a slutty Mormon, you should know. Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know.	Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: She's a slutty morbid you will know. Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: She's a slutty nurse and you will know (Wo wo wo) Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo)	Simon & Garfunkel's, "The Sound of Silence" Misheard Lyrics: And the people bowed and prayed, To the neon God LeMay Original Lyrics: And the people bowed and prayed, To the neon God they made
Simon & Garfunkel's, "The Sound of Silence" Misheard Lyrics: And the sign said: 'The nerds of the prophets Are written on the subway walls and restroom stalls And echoed in the sound of silence.' Original Lyrics: And the sign said: 'The words of the prophets Are written on the subway walls and tenement halls And whispered in the sound of silence.'	Simon & Garfunkel's, "The Sound of Silence" Misheard Lyrics: Hello doctor Smile old friend Original Lyrics: Hello darkness, my old friend
Simon & Garfunkel's, "The Sound of Silence" Misheard Lyrics: In restless dreams I wore Cologne Original Lyrics: In restless dreams I walked alone	The Beatles', "Mean Mr. Mustard" Misheard Lyrics: Keeps a ten-buck note up his nose Original Lyrics: Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose

1970s
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Livin’ Thing" Misheard Lyrics: It’s a kitten thing Original Lyrics: It’s a given thing	Janis Ian's, "At Seventeen" Misheard Lyrics: And table for the elderly Original Lyrics: And haven for the elderly
Kiss', "Rock and Roll All Nite" Misheard Lyrics: You keep on trucking Original Lyrics: You keep on shouting	Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody" Misheard Lyrics: Spare him his life from his warm sausage tea Original Lyrics: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody" Misheard Lyrics: The elder poop has a devil motorcycle, eeee Original Lyrics: Beelzebub had a devil put aside for me

1980s
Men at Work's, "Who Can It Be Now?" Misheard Lyrics: Is it just my fantasy? Original Lyrics: It's just my fantasy	Midnight Oil's, "US Forces" Misheard Lyrics: It's a second from your country Original Lyrics: It's a setback for your country
REO Speedwagon's, "Keep on Loving You" Misheard Lyrics: I don't wanna scream Original Lyrics: I don't wanna sleep	Ratt's, "Round and Round" Misheard Lyrics: Friday night Original Lyrics: Round and round
Warrant's, "Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: Heaven is a doofus, hooray! Original Lyrics: Heaven isn't too far away

1990s
Alanis Morissette's, "You Oughta Know" Misheard Lyrics: Of the trust I gave Original Lyrics: Of the cross I bear	Cathy Dennis', "Too Many Walls" Misheard Lyrics: Long, late nights, alone in your arms. Original Lyrics: No late nights, alone in your arms.
Queen's, "Let Me Live" Misheard Lyrics: Why don't you take another little piece of my love? Original Lyrics: Why don't you take another little piece of my life?	Queen's, "Let Me Live" Misheard Lyrics: Why don't you take another little piece of my small? Original Lyrics: Why don't you take another little piece of my soul?
Queen's, "Let Me Live" Misheard Lyrics: Why don't you take another little piece of the gospel? Original Lyrics: Why don't you take another little piece of my soul?	Shania Twain's, "You're Still the One" Misheard Lyrics: Just look at the scalded gnome Original Lyrics: But just look at us holding on

2000s
Britney Spears', "If U Seek Amy" Misheard Lyrics: But at the Barnes & Noble, they’re begging if you seek Amy Original Lyrics: But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy	The Backyardigans', "We Love a Luau" Misheard Lyrics: And potty for days Original Lyrics: And party for days

2010s
Katy Perry's, "California Gurls" Misheard Lyrics: We freak with my sheep Original Lyrics: We freak in my Jeep	Taylor Swift's, "Picture to Burn" Misheard Lyrics: I’ll tell mine you’re gay Original Lyrics: You won’t mind if I say
Title Fight's, "Be a Toy" Misheard Lyrics: But do you regret being used Like an instrument yet? Original Lyrics: But do you regret being used? Are you used to it yet?	Title Fight's, "Head in the Ceiling Fan" Misheard Lyrics: And I bring a knife To your face, I'm blind Follow footsteps I'm bleeding, I'm blind Original Lyrics: Glued my green eyes To your face, I'm blind Follow footsteps A bleeding bloodline
Title Fight's, "Head in the Ceiling Fan" Misheard Lyrics: Blue eyes, green eyes Original Lyrics: Glued my green eyes	Title Fight's, "Secret Society" Misheard Lyrics: Only you and only me Original Lyrics: I'll be you and you'll be me

christian
Skillet's, "Rebirthing" Misheard Lyrics: Your presence Filling up my life with oxygen Original Lyrics: Your presence Filling up my lungs with oxygen

misc
Ella Fitzgerald's, "Someone to Watch Over Me" Misheard Lyrics: Tell me, where is the shepherd for this old lamb? Original Lyrics: Tell me, where is the shepherd for this lost lamb?
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