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1950s
Bobby Helms', "My Special Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my Special K
Original Lyrics:
You are my special angel
 
1960s
Bob Marley's, "One Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voila
Original Lyrics:
One love
Bobby Vinton's, "There! I've Said It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
No use to prepare
Original Lyrics:
No use to pretend
Cast of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory's, "(I've Got a) Golden Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I've got a goddamn ticket
(later)
And with a goddamn ticket
It's a goddamn day
Original Lyrics:
'cause I've got a golden ticket
(later)
And with a golden ticket
It's a golden day
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Bad Moon Rising"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a brand new rival
Original Lyrics:
I see a bad moon rising
The Animals', "Don’t Bring Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no
Original Lyrics:
Oh lord
The Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's strokin' four
Original Lyrics:
She's stroked and bored
The Chiffons', "He's So Fine"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a soccer guy
Original Lyrics:
He's a soft guy
The Dixie Cups', "Chapel of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the chapel
And we're gonna get Mary
Original Lyrics:
Going to the chapel
And we're gonna get married
The Dixie Cups', "Chapel of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the chapel
And we're gonna get merry
Original Lyrics:
Going to the chapel
And we're gonna get married
The Supremes', "Stop! In the Name of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've tried so hard, hard to be impatient
Original Lyrics:
I've tried so hard, hard to be patient
Tommy James and the Shondells', "I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the lake
or
Look at the wave
or
Look at ballet
or
Look at valet
or
Look at L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Look at the way
 
1970s
Barry White's, "It’s Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse
Original Lyrics:
Can make you mine
Buzzcocks', "Everybody’s Happy Nowadays"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was tired of being on the set
Original Lyrics:
I was tired of being upset
Buzzcocks', "Harmony in My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
I listen to the Hi-C wailing sounds in a queue
Original Lyrics:
I listen to the high street wailing sounds in a queue
Buzzcocks', "Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Which made all other lovers' food
Original Lyrics:
Which made all other lovers fools
Cast of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory's, "I Want it Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
End of the world
Original Lyrics:
I want the world
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and see
Original Lyrics:
Come with me
Misheard Lyrics:
And makes it all taste good
Original Lyrics:
And makes the world taste good
Cast of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory's, "Wonkamobile, Wonkavision/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get from just watching TV?
Original Lyrics:
What do you get from a glut of TV?
Cheryl Lynn's, "Got to Be Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's for real
Original Lyrics:
Your love's for real
Hall & Oates', "She’s Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
There’s a toothbrush buried in the sand
Original Lyrics:
One less toothbrush hanging in the stand
Kansas', "Carry on Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, like an evil dissenter.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
Pet Shop Boys', "What Have I Done to Deserve This"
Misheard Lyrics:
How am I gonna get you?
Original Lyrics:
How am I gonna get through?
Sister Sledge's, "We are Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are friendly
Original Lyrics:
We are family
Stevie Wonder's, "You Are the Sunshine of My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving in the mountains
Original Lyrics:
Drowning in my own tears
 
1980s
Aretha Franklin's, "Who’s Zoomin’ Who"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who’s Cookie Puss?
Original Lyrics:
Who’s zoomin’ who?
Blondie's, "The Tide Is High"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a pot of gold
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl
Dire Straits', "Money for Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Money for nothing and your check’s for free
Original Lyrics:
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
Dire Straits', "Walk of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing whole wheat stories
Original Lyrics:
Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
Natasha Bedingfield's, "Unwritten"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today is where you could begin
Original Lyrics:
Today is where your book begins
The Cars', "Tonight She Comes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me a raisin
Original Lyrics:
She gives me a reason
The Cars', "You Might Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might think it's a stereo
Original Lyrics:
You might think it's hysterical
Weird Al Yankovic's, "I Lost on Jeopardy!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I just wasn't too right
Original Lyrics:
I guess I just wasn't too bright
Weird Al Yankovic's, "I Think I'm a Clone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it strained?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it strange?
 
1990s
Deacon Blue's, "Twist and Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you walk a little in your love mat, are you sure your a*se can see the right side?
I see a pale girl in a blue room with a pink dress and a white smile
(Later)
Jump the hoop, the whole world is just good as standing around
At the table and the things you say don't seem so certain as in harmony
When we kissed at midnight and the lady bell had
Gave me courage for my heart's jealousy
Original Lyrics:
So you walk a little in a long mile to be sure your eyes can see the right sights
I see a pale girl in a blue room with a pink dress and a wide smile
(Later)
Junk food the whole world over's good as standing 'round
So it's April and the things you say don't seem as certain as on Hogmanay
When we kissed at midnight and the wee, wee bell had
Gave me courage for my heart to tell
Dina Carroll's, "Don't Be A Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I was too strong to put up a fight
Original Lyrics:
Desire was too strong to put up a fight
Disney’s the Lion King's, "I Just Can’t Wait to Be King"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I just can’t wait to win big
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I just can’t wait to be king
Green Day's, "Panic Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the world is a F**k machine
I'm taking a massive s***
Original Lyrics:
Well, the world is a sick machine
Breeding a mass of s***
Robbie Williams', "Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sh*t and wait
Original Lyrics:
I sit and wait
Sash!'s, "Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear down these worlds, it's just for one day
OR
Tear down these wolves, it's just for one day.
Original Lyrics:
Tear down these walls, if just for one day.
The Prodigy's, "Firestarter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the trouble starter, a keen instigator
Original Lyrics:
I'm the trouble starter, punking instigator
 
2000s
Misheard Lyrics:
Get fuzz, get dropped
Original Lyrics:
Get buzzed, get drunk
Kelly Rowland's, "Stole"
Misheard Lyrics:
She could have been a newborn star
Original Lyrics:
She could have been a movie store
Madonna's, "What it Feels Like for a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
What it feels like in this mall for a girl
Original Lyrics:
What it feels like in this world for a girl
Mudvayne's, "Determined"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good for dicks.
Original Lyrics:
Confidence.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White & Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was "Do I like her or do I like Bacall?"
Original Lyrics:
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
 
2010s
Omi's, "Cheerleader"
Misheard Lyrics:
She grants my wishes like a genie in my bottom
Original Lyrics:
She grants my wishes like a genie in a bottle
 
country
Faith Hill's, "The Way You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need your mommy
Original Lyrics:
the way you love me
 
misc
Commercial's, "Vizzy Hard Seltzer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disney
Original Lyrics:
Vizzy

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