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1960s
Allan Sherman's, "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am at the Ramada
Original Lyrics:
Here I am at Camp Granada
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The one and only British here
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
The Beatles', "When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
1964
Original Lyrics:
When I'm Sixty-Four
The Doors', "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oreo
Original Lyrics:
Gloria
Vicky Leandros', "L'amour Est Bleu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodoo, l'amour est doux.
Original Lyrics:
Doux, doux, l'amour est doux.
Vicky Leandros', "L'amour Est Bleu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Le vent, le vent Jamie
Original Lyrics:
Le vent, le vent gémit.
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Chiquitita"
Misheard Lyrics:
How the heartaches come and they go and the stars they're leaving
Original Lyrics:
How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving
ABBA's, "Mamma Mia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good since the day we farted
Original Lyrics:
Blue since the day we parted
Misheard Lyrics:
Down at Macy's
Original Lyrics:
Down on Mainstreet
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Shining Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charmin's not for you to see
Original Lyrics:
Shining star for you to see
Movie Scripts', "The Apple Dumpling Gang"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that bad, boner
Original Lyrics:
Ain't that bad, homer
Vicki Lawrence's, "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the night that the lights went out in portions
Original Lyrics:
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia
 
1980s
Eddie Money's, "Shakin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was chicken
Original Lyrics:
She was shakin'
Eddie Money's, "Think I'm in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm alone
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm in love
Madonna's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an angel
In the skies
I can see it in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
You're an angel
In disguise
I can see it in your eyes
Metallica's, "Creeping Death"
Misheard Lyrics:
So lady be retard
So lady be dumb
To kill the first born pair of socks
Original Lyrics:
So let it be written
So let it be done.
To kill the first-born pharaoh son
Squeeze's, "Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this plane"
Original Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this place"
Stevie Nicks and Don Henley's, "Leather And Lace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give to me your lovin'. They brought me that way.
Original Lyrics:
Give to me your leather, take from me my lace.
T'Pau's, "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living with a wookie, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Hoping every waking hour
The Clash's, "Rock The Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharid waffle Al Madagascar Madagascar
Original Lyrics:
The shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah The shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah
 
1990s
Blind Melon's, "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And speak my porno view
Original Lyrics:
And speak my point of view
Blind Melon's, "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not the same
Original Lyrics:
It's not sane
Elton John's, "Healing of Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
Where the darkness ends
Gin Blossoms', "Follow You Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know we're at it somewhere, I can't see how far we've gone.
Stella can't remember anything.
Original Lyrics:
I know we're headed somewhere, I can see how far we've come.
But still I can't remember anything.
Hole's, "Violet"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bassinet, Mine is forever
Original Lyrics:
Might last a day, mine is forever
Janet Jackson's, "Rhythm Nation"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are apart from a revolution
Original Lyrics:
We are part of a rhythm nation
Misheard Lyrics:
I've looked on the ice for you
Original Lyrics:
I've looked all my life for you
Metallica's, "Don't Tread On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soviet, slept with a whore
Original Lyrics:
So be it, threaten no more.
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm already gone
or
I'm already done
Original Lyrics:
I'm already torn
Pras featuring Ol’ Dirty Bastard and Mya's, "Ghetto Supastar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch a shooting star
Original Lyrics:
Ghetto Supastar
R.E.M.'s, "Man On the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bambi, did you hear about this one?
Original Lyrics:
Andy, did you hear about this one?
R.E.M.'s, "Nightswimming"
Misheard Lyrics:
The phonograph on the touchscreen
Original Lyrics:
The photograph on the dashboard
Richard Marx's, "Hazard"
Misheard Lyrics:
And leave this sober grass skirt town.
Original Lyrics:
And leave this old Nebraska town.
Smash Mouth's, "Can't Get Enough of You, Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of your payments
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of you, baby
Soul Asylum's, "Runaway Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Runaway train, cryin' in my face.
I'll run away, but it always looks the same.
Original Lyrics:
Runaway train, burnin' in my veins.
Runaway, but it always seems the same.
Stevie Nicks and Don Henley's, "Leather and Lace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you ever lower midnight me
Original Lyrics:
Could you ever love a man like me
Stevie Nicks and Don Henley's, "Leather and Lace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leathers forever, lace to lace
Original Lyrics:
Lovers forever, face to face
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lamont's a rotten stink.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
Will Smith featuring Dru Hill and Kool Mo Dee's, "Wild Wild West"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, you don't want Mama
Original Lyrics:
No, you don't want nada
 
2000s
Aqua's, "Cartoon Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the color symphony
Original Lyrics:
We are the cartoon symphony
Stevie Nicks and Don Henley's, "Leather and Lace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes calling scared sometimes I cry
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes cold and scared sometimes I cry
Stevie Nicks and Don Henley's, "Leather and Lace"
Misheard Lyrics:
You with you to like my nighs
Original Lyrics:
I knew with you to light my nights
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me the Beatles
Original Lyrics:
Give me the beat, boys
 
2010s
Ava Max's, "Sweet but Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, she’s sweet but likes Geico.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, she’s sweet but a psycho.
I Prevail's, "Gasoline"
Misheard Lyrics:
This right here is this fart
It's now gone!!!
Original Lyrics:
This right here is as far
As I'll go!!!
Lauren Daigle's, "You Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pu-jols!
Original Lyrics:
Ooh oh
Lizzo's, "Good as Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
If he don't love you anymore
Just walk your fat ass out the door
Original Lyrics:
If he don't love you anymore
Just walk your fine ass out the door
Passenger's, "Let Her Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your letter comes
Original Lyrics:
And you let her go
X Ambassadors', "Renegades"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin’ like we’re in a cage
Original Lyrics:
Livin' like we're renegades
 
country
Brooks and Dunn's, "Only in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming to America
Original Lyrics:
Only in America

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