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1960s
5th Dimension's, "Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gwa. gwa, gweria, gwa, gwa gweria, gweria
Original Lyrics:
Age of Aquarius, Age of Aquarius, Aquarius
Commercial's, "Let's All Go to the Lobby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all go to Hobby Lobby
Original Lyrics:
Let's all go to the lobby
The Charlie Daniels Band's, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was watching Let's Make a Deal
Original Lyrics:
He was willing to make a deal
 
1970s
10cc's, "The Things We Do for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're feeling like a part of you is Dian
Original Lyrics:
When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
Atlanta Rhythm Section's, "So Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am so into you, I can't get another nut
Original Lyrics:
I am so into you
I can't get to nothing else
Bob Seger's, "Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working on the 9th floor
Original Lyrics:
Working on her night moves
Chic's, "Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza for good times
Original Lyrics:
These are the good times
Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna meet someone in Dixieland,
Pretty mama, come and take me by the hand
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland,
Pretty mama, come and take me by the hand
Heart's, "Magic Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a mattress
Original Lyrics:
He's a magic man
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "Get Down Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girltown, girltown, get down tonight
Original Lyrics:
Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight
Paper Lace's, "The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight Chicago time
Original Lyrics:
the night Chicago died
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Algebra has a metal for a sidecar, me, oh me!
Original Lyrics:
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
Raydio's, "You Can't Change That"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the only one I love, the jick jick jack
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one I love and you can't change that
Village People's, "In the Navy"
Misheard Lyrics:
They want you and the Looney Tunes
Original Lyrics:
They want you as a new recruit
 
1980s
Baltimora's, "Tarzan Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to life
Original Lyrics:
Night tonight
Billy Joel's, "Tell Her About It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her all your grizzlies
Original Lyrics:
Tell her all your crazy dreams
Blondie's, "Rifle Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
The state of a fun run
Original Lyrics:
The scent of a bone
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloomy days
Original Lyrics:
Glory Days
Cyndi Lauper's, "She Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheba, Heba and Reba
Original Lyrics:
She bop he bop a we bop
Katrina and the Waves', "Walking on Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A boner feels good
Original Lyrics:
And don't it feel good?
Kim Wilde's, "You Keep Me Hangin' On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar free
Original Lyrics:
Set me free
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus ironed the wine
Original Lyrics:
She says I am the one
Mr. Mister's, "Broken Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
That you haven't the flesh and blood that makes you whole
Original Lyrics:
That you're half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole.
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candace Cameron Bure
Original Lyrics:
Raspberry Beret
Prince's, "When Doves Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm just like my father to hold
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm just like my father too bold
The Fall's, "Hit the North"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitler
Original Lyrics:
Hit the north
The Fixx's, "Saved by Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Floating with danger
Original Lyrics:
Loaded with danger
The Georgia Satellites', "Battleship Chains"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Fifty foot chains and a two dollar hooker.
Original Lyrics:
Fifty Foot chains and a two ton anchor.
Whitney Houston's, "So Emotional"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I shopping for orange juice?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't it shocking what love can do?
 
1990s
Bad Religion's, "Ten in 2010"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday paper
Original Lyrics:
Sun-baked pavement
Blondie's, "Rifle Range"
Misheard Lyrics:
A harbor's down there
Original Lyrics:
Her heart was down there
Bush's, "Everything Zen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust you once my way
Original Lyrics:
Try to see it once my way
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Winnie the Pooh
My foot is in pain
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain
Geto Boys', "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although I was born in Jamaica
Now I'm in the U.S. making dils
Original Lyrics:
Although I was born in Jamaica
Now I'm in the U.S. making deals
Nirvana's, "The Man Who Sold the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I searched for farming land.
Original Lyrics:
I searched for form and land.
Pretenders', "I'll Stand By You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll never deserve you
Original Lyrics:
And I'll never desert you
Prince's, "Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Police
Original Lyrics:
Cream
Whitney Houston's, "I Have Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have muffins
Original Lyrics:
I have nothing
 
2000s
Nina Star featuring Jabba's, "Move Your Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow White!
Original Lyrics:
Slow wind!
Outkast's, "Bombs Over Baghdad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Power through stimulation through Bible
Original Lyrics:
Power music, electric revival
 
2010s
Death Grips', "Hacker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you wanna break to an Apple store
Original Lyrics:
Make your water break in the Apple store
Kendrick Lamar's, "DNA"
Misheard Lyrics:
I perform like this, transform like this,
With Yoshi, a new weapon
Original Lyrics:
I perform like this, transform like this
Was Yeshua’s new weapon
Lizzo's, "Truth Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% dead, bitch

...

Fresh photos with the ball lightning
Original Lyrics:
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch

...

Fresh photos with the bomb lighting
Mark Ronson featuring Andrew Wyatt's, "Crack in the Pearl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dylex is north of Las Vegas
or
Midas is north of Las Vegas
or
Nine and six north of Las Vegas
Original Lyrics:
Nine exits north of Las Vegas
Meghan Trainor's, "Lips Are Moving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it now you know the word
Original Lyrics:
Saying how I'm your number one
Meghan Trainor's, "Lips Are Movin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be young, but I ain't Snoopy
Original Lyrics:
I may be young, but I ain't stupid
Meghan Trainor's, "Lips Are Movin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me do you think I'm down
Original Lyrics:
Tell me do you think I'm dumb
Shawn Mendes', "If I Can't Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything means nothing if f***'n have you
Original Lyrics:
Everything means nothing if I can't have you
Misheard Lyrics:
I might be one
Original Lyrics:
I'm '91
 
misc
Traditional's, "The Bear Went Over the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The brothers sat on the mountain
Original Lyrics:
The other side of the mountain

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