And she said, 'No huggin', no kissin'
Until I get wedding vow.'

I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life.

That's when she told me the story 'bout free milk and a cow.

And she said, 'No huggin' no kissin'
Until I get wedding vow.'

Songs emphasising silly fast dancing routines never fail to annoy me.I sometimes get the distinct impression that a lot of the people throwing themselves about like a bunch of mindless jerks to these things are,in actual fact,quite lonely.Perhaps,in some cases,hoping for a slower dance routine,a little more conducive to that chance of love,and sick to death with all that jumping around like,well,like mindless jerks.The prattler endorsing this stupid routine spouts crazy stuff like this-For goodness sakes,I got the hippy hippy shakes/I get my fill of the hippy hippy shakes/Come on baby.Lets do the shakes/It's in the bag/Do the hippy shake shake with all of your might.Today's kids might just find stuff like that like something out of a bad trip to dreamland.Then again there seem to be so many musicland relics making comebacks perhaps I've spoken too soon-Witness the recent return to glory,including among the younger set,of something like Tony Christie's Amarillo.[I can well remember listening to that about twenty years ago and thinking of it even back then as a relic.Mind you at least it's always been a decent catchy number,unlike some drivel I could mention.]Talking of all this hippy hippy shake bull puts me in mind of that even worse descent into idiocy-The time warp dance.How well I recall dance floors packed with crowds of the half inebriated making complete twats of themselves as they performed this ludicrous time warp thing,and get this-The dudes always came out of it looking far sillier than the girls.Not entirely sure why that should be,but it is.