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1950s
The Flamingos', "I Only Have Eyes For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dump truck dump truck
Original Lyrics:
Shoo Wop Shoo Wop
The Flamingos', "I Only Have Eyes For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dump truck, my dump truck
Original Lyrics:
Sha Bop Sha Bop
 
1960s
Kenny Rogers and the First Edition's, "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone painted 'Echoes Through' in big black letters on a dead-end sign.
Original Lyrics:
Someone painted 'April Fool' in big black letters on a dead-end sign.
Led Zeppelin's, "Your Time is Gonna Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do what you want, I won't take affront
Original Lyrics:
Do what you want, I won't take the brunt
Steam's, "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
He might be killing baby
Original Lyrics:
He might be thrilling baby
 
1970s
Bachman-Turner Overdrive's, "Taking Care of Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you take your time
You can get to work by nine
Original Lyrics:
And if the train's on time
You can get to work by nine
Bachman-Turner Overdrive's, "Taking Care of Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking care of business
Peace of mind
Taking care of business
And working overtime
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business
It's all right
Taking care of business and working overtime.
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Traveling Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven Thirty Seven and the daughter of Scott
Wanna take me down to Mavis on a midnight trot
Original Lyrics:
Seven Thirty Seven coming out of the sky.
Wanna take me down to Memphis on a midnight ride
Donovan's, "There Is a Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look upon my garden gate, a snail, that's what it is
Original Lyrics:
The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is
Donovan's, "There Is a Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lark upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is
Original Lyrics:
The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby Please.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets.
John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John's, "You're the One That I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the Wizard Of Oz.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one that I want.
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a crank
Original Lyrics:
She got a cramp
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you have half a plane.
Original Lyrics:
If you have half a brain
Santana's, "Oye Como Va"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a couple socks
Original Lyrics:
Bueno pa gozar
 
1980s
Bobby McFerrin's, "Don't Worry Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's a little song I loathe
Original Lyrics:
Here's a little song I wrote
Culture Club's, "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words of feeling are housebroken
Original Lyrics:
Words of feeling I have spoken
Culture Club's, "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did he say baby?
Or I'm mature
Original Lyrics:
Did he say maybe?
Or I'm not sure
Culture Club's, "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi Dumbledora
Original Lyrics:
I'll Tumble 4 Ya
Culture Club's, "Karma Chameleon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going, going, going, going, going bohemian
Original Lyrics:
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon
Culture Club's, "Karma Chameleon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man without condition
I'm a man who doesn't love
How to sail a contradiction
You come and grow
You come and grow
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go
You come and go
Culture Club's, "Miss Me Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're listening
Original Lyrics:
I know you'll miss me
Debbie Gibson's, "Only in My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only in ice cream
Original Lyrics:
Only in my dreams
Dire Straits', "Money For Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got moonbeams, refrigerators
We got moonbeams, color TVs.
Original Lyrics:
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TVs.
Genesis', "Home By the Sea"
Misheard Lyrics:
In these days of summer
Original Lyrics:
Endless days of summer
Genesis', "Home By the Sea"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rounding down the side as they go
Original Lyrics:
Round and down and sideways they go
Genesis', "Home By the Sea"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many years ago we fought a time when we first heard
Welcome to the home by the sea
Original Lyrics:
So many years ago before the time when we first heard
Welcome to the home by the sea
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'em)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Rabbit likes them anymore
Original Lyrics:
They don't write 'em like that anymore
Laura Branigan's, "The Lucky One"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the words are in your hands
Original Lyrics:
'Cause the one's in your hands
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm insane gonna sign with Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma ma coo sa.
Movie Scripts', "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"
Misheard Lyrics:
E.T. come home
Original Lyrics:
E.T. phone home
Queen's, "I Need Somebody to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need somebody to love bite, need somebody to love bite
Original Lyrics:
I need somebody to love, I need somebody to love
Thomas Dolby's, "She Blinded Me with Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
She guided me in silence
Original Lyrics:
She blinded me with science
 
1990s
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely tender has been crying in the aisle
Original Lyrics:
"Love Me Tender" - he's been crying in the aisle
Bush's, "Comedown"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to come back down, Nabisco
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to come back down from this cloud
Fatboy Slim's, "Right Here, Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not divine, Bigfoot's not real.
Original Lyrics:
Waking up to find your love's not real
New Kids on the Block's, "Step by Step"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy Wonka in my room
Original Lyrics:
Really want you in my world
Paul Jacobs', "The Spinning V Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause V, V, V, that's a vroom, vroom, vroom
Original Lyrics:
'Cause V, V, V, stands for vroom, vroom, vroom
Paul Jacobs', "The Spinning V Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
That the vuh, vuh, vuh, and it's Scooby-Doo
Original Lyrics:
Sounds like vuh, vuh, vuh, and it's groovy too
REM's, "It's the End of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land, earth, burn, slide
Original Lyrics:
Leonard Bernstein
Radiohead's, "Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is why you're dead
Original Lyrics:
This is what you get
Weezer's, "Buddy Holly"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're married to a whore
Original Lyrics:
and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
 
2000s
Arctic Monkeys', "Cornerstone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I saw you on the bathroom shit
Original Lyrics:
I thought I saw you in the battleship
Natasha Bedingfield's, "Unwritten"
Misheard Lyrics:
Depends in my hand
Original Lyrics:
The pen's in my hand
Misheard Lyrics:
What it do baby; it's the ice man Pow Wow
Original Lyrics:
What it do baby; it's the ice man Paul Wall
The White Stripes', "My Doorbell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m thinking about the welfare
When you gonna bring it, when you gonna bring it?
Original Lyrics:
I'm thinking about my doorbell.
When you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it?
 
2010s
Far East Movement's, "Like a G6"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snipping scissors am I right?(am I right?)
Like three six?
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride(In my ride) like Three 6
Major Lazer's, "Lean On"
Misheard Lyrics:
like me have sex sex feels so good like together
Original Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
Misheard Lyrics:
In case an alien's inclined,
to program, bug, or read your mind.
Original Lyrics:
In case an alien's inclined,
to probe your butt or read your mind.

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