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1960s
Frank Sinatra's, "That's Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as funny as is racist
Original Lyrics:
And as funny as it may seem
Kingston Trio's, "Seasons in the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the stars we could reach would just wash up on the beach
Original Lyrics:
But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach.
The 5th Dimension's, "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon sunshine
Lemon sunshine in
Original Lyrics:
Let the sunshine
Let the sunshine in
 
1970s
America's, "Ventura Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the hurricane
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for the early train
Barbra Streisand's, "Evergreen"
Misheard Lyrics:
One love that is s*** by two
Original Lyrics:
One love that is shared by two
Eric Burdon And War's, "Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still the one, take that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
Jackson 5's, "I Want You Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch TV
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wasting away the day in Margaritaville,
Original Lyrics:
Wasting away again in Margaritaville.
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's bothering to stay away from heaven
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
Ray Stevens', "I Need Your Help Barry Manilow"
Misheard Lyrics:
My people hit the vet
Original Lyrics:
My beagle bit the vet
Three Dog Night's, "Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Loves good bred of fly
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him treat you right
He always have some mighty fire wine
Original Lyrics:
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine
He always had some mighty fine wine
Village People's, "YMCA"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's fun to say you go YMCA
Original Lyrics:
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
 
1980s
Bryan Adams', "Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warren Zevon
Original Lyrics:
We're in Heaven
Golden Earring's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you will come and go, when the bullet hits the bone
Original Lyrics:
You will come to know when the bullet hits the bone
Ice T's, "Let's Get Buck Naked and Fuck"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thinkin' 'bout takin' ole Jabba to the Hutt, c'mon girl, let's get buck naked and f***
Original Lyrics:
Lay down and I'll caress your butt, c'mon girl, let's get buck naked and f***
Janet Jackson's, "Nasty"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you Nestea boys
Original Lyrics:
All you nasty boys
Madonna's, "Live to Tell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tail to tell
Original Lyrics:
I have a tale to tell
Peter Gabriel's, "Big Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So much larger in life
Original Lyrics:
So much larger than life
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Spherical Dress (Title)
Original Lyrics:
Raspberry beret
REO Speedwagon's, "Take It on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're thinking of your white lights
Original Lyrics:
You're thinking up your white lies
Sade's, "Smooth Operator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smooth off the radar
Original Lyrics:
Smooth operator
Steve Winwood's, "Freedom Overspill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up on medical art
Original Lyrics:
Burning up on midnight oil
 
1990s
Anthrax's, "Bare"
Misheard Lyrics:
One must live wild. One must die
Original Lyrics:
One must live while one must die
Aoife Ni Fhearraigh's, "The Best is Yet to Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sony used to shit in our mouths
Original Lyrics:
sonas sioraí inár measc
Aqua's, "Barbie Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can press my hand
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair
Boyz II Men's, "Water Runs Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's move away
Original Lyrics:
Let's not wait
Crash Vegas', "1800 Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look at the brother
Original Lyrics:
Don't look at the problem
Lenny Kravitz's, "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't over to the sofa
Original Lyrics:
It ain't over 'til it's over
Len's, "Steal My Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spearmint sunshine
Original Lyrics:
Steal my sunshine
Radiohead's, "Street Spirit (Fade Out)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fitted
Original Lyrics:
Fade out
The B-52s', "Roam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, makes me want to
All around the world
Original Lyrics:
Roam if you want to
Roam around the world
Tina Turner's, "Proud Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big wheels keep on churnin'
Cranberry keep on rollin'
Original Lyrics:
Big wheels keep on turnin'
Proud Mary keep on burnin'
 
2000s
DHT's, "Listen to Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what you're doing
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where you're going
Dido's, "White Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you live by the road-side it's over
Original Lyrics:
And if you live by the rules of 'it's-over'.
Fat Joe's, "What's Luv"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m ridin’
Wet on the hood of your Bravada
Original Lyrics:
I'm rida
Whether in a hoodie or a linen
I'm a provider
Janet Jackson's, "Someone to Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out on the road again
Original Lyrics:
Back on the road again
Mercyme's, "Word of God Speak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please let me stay and rest in your holy nest
Original Lyrics:
Please let me stay and rest in your holiness
 
2010s
Ariana Grande's, "Break Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the part when I BREAK TREE
Original Lyrics:
This is the part when I break free
Ariana Grande's, "Into you"
Misheard Lyrics:
So baby come, LIME me up
Original Lyrics:
So baby come light me up
Ariana Grande's, "Problem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got one less BRA without you
Original Lyrics:
I got one less problem without you
Bruno Mars', "Chunky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin’ For them girls with a big ol’ hooch.
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' for them girls with the big old hoops.
Charlie Puth's, "Attention"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been goin' round goin' round goin' round every potty in LA
'Cos you knew that I knew that I knew that I'd pee at one.
Original Lyrics:
You've been goin' round goin' round goin' round every party in LA
'Cos you knew that I knew that I knew that I'd be at one.
Fifth Harmony's, "Work From Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can work for own
Original Lyrics:
We can work from home
Imagine Dragons', "Radioactive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm walking up, I feel in my bone.
Enough to make my sister blow
Original Lyrics:
I waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my system flow.
Katy Perry's, "Hey hey hey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey hey, you think that I am fragile like a FABRIC SHAKE
Original Lyrics:
Hey hey hey,you think that I am fragile like a Faberge
Mark Ronson's, "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be eatin' just rice
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe me just watch
Selena Gomez's, "Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to my son
Original Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to myself
Zedd's, "Clarity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you my renegade?
Original Lyrics:
Why are you my clarity?
 
misc
Ella Fitzgerald's, "Cheek to Cheek"
Misheard Lyrics:
Evan, I am Evan
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, I'm in Heaven
Fifth Harmony's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a PAIN GEL
Original Lyrics:
When I was an angel

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