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P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Grandma's Bustier | Ballad of the Green Berets | SSgt. Barry Sadler | 4.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 110 | |
| His 'Holey'-ness | My Happiness | Connie Francis | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 102 | |
| Little Old Lady With Schizophrenia | Little Old Lady From Pasadena | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Cialis | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 92 | |
| The Fondler | The Wanderer | Dion? | 4.5 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 104 | |
| Internet Porn | Calendar Girl | Neil Sadaka | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 539 | |
| He Finds Us Flawed (And He Votes Ones) | I Fought The Law (And The Law Won) | Sonny Curtis | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 70 | |
| The East Side Bar Song | The Unicorn Song | The Irish Rovers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| How's the Afterlife, Mr Scott? | Newyork Mining Disaster? | The Bee Gees | 4.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 99 | |
| Come On Down (To The Price Is Right) | Break On Through (To The Other Side) | The Doors | 4.3 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 329 | |
| How Do You Deal With Patients With Dementia? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? | Cast of 'the Sound Of Music' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Advil in the Morning | Angel of the Morning | Olivia Newton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| If You Fall (In Love With Ewes) | If I Fell | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Makin' a Pie | Draggin' The Line | Tommy James | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| (S)He's Been Lurking on This Website | I've Been Working on The Railroad | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 77 | |
| The Compliance Cadence | Military Marching Cadence | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 816 | |
| Having a Code Yellow | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| JCAHO-LAYA | Jambalaya | Hank Williams Sr | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 149 | |
| JCAHO Time | Crying Time | Ray Charles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 191 | |
| Bang Bang Ol' Cheney Shot Him Down | Bang Bang My Baby Shot Me Down | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 457 | |
| He Ate The Guy He Killed That Night | I Dreamed I Saw Joe Hill Last Night | Joan Baez | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Anal Guys | Edelweiss | The Cast of The Sound of Music | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| Body Lice | Edelweiss | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 111 | ||
| Molsen Ice | Edelweiss | Cast of The Sound of Music | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| I've Downed My Fill of People I Killed | I Found My Thrill On Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Cannibal Girl | Calendar Girl | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Cannibal Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neal Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Kill Them All | Bless 'Em All | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Stuck in a Kettle of Stew | Stuck in the Middle With You | Stealers Wheel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| There's a Catheter Called 'Texas' | There's Yellow Rose in Texas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Happy With Heifers | So Happy Together | The Turtles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| The Big Thought Candy Fountain | The Big Rock Candy Mountain | Burl Ives | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Awkward 'Sign-On' nyms | My Favorite Things | The Cast of 'The Sound of Music' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Least Favorite Names | My Favorite Things | Cast of 'The Sound of Music' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Girl From East Toledo | Girl From Ipanema | Astrud Gilberto | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Menopause, Menopause | Summertime, Summertime | The Jamies | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 103 | |
| The Artificial Wiener Song | Commercial | The Oscar Meyer Wiener Song | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 187 | |
| Last Young 'Un | Glass Onion | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Romance Young'uns | Glass Onion | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Wooley Love | Julia | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Hygeine Just Cannot Be Done | Happiness is a Warm Gun | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| She's a Stripper Who's in Much Demand | Walking in a Winter Wonderland | Christmas Traditional | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 145 | |
| I Don't Care Nuthin' Fer Christmas | I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas | Paul Astin Kelly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Tommy Turtle | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| ItsyBitsy Teeny Weeny Skimpy Striped String Bikini | Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 471 | |
| Tammy Faye | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Kitties In The Morn | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| STD | Oh Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| T&A | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Space Potty-ing | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 159 | |
| Mister Whipple | Makin' Whoopee | Guy Kahn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Something Women Wouldn't Understand | Walking in a Winter Wonderland | Mandy Moore | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| I Got a Sigmoidoscopy on Christmas | I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas | Gayla Peevey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Into Outdoor Decor | Looking Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Donkey Wang | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 106 | |
| Wireless Down Again | Mercedes Benz | Jains Joplin | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 82 |
