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Song Parodies -> "If You Fall (In Love With Ewes)"

Original Song Title:

"If I Fell"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"If You Fall (In Love With Ewes)"

Parody Written by:

PMS

The Lyrics

Based on the premise that any song containing the word "you" in its title or in an oft-repeated phrase can be turned into a sheep humping song.
If you fall in love with ewes
Best stay out of petting zoos.
Unless you can withstand
Tempation hard to resist,
And your passions are at risk,
To get out of hand.

If you fall in love with ewes
Please rest assured I know in my heart
That they just love to love you too.

If you lust for ewes
You must put their back feet
Down inside your shoes
Dip your wick deep into their rear.
You are not causing them pain
Least I never knowed a single one to complain.

It's a felony
In many states to love ewes
Beyond me, is why
It constitutes abuse
Cuz it doesn't cause them pain.
Least I never knowed a single one to complain.

So I hope you see
Why I so dearly love ewes
Come join me, and try
It just a time or two
You might fall in love with ewes

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alvin rhodes - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
wild and wooly...5s
Michael Pacholek - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
A little choppy in places, but your shear talent shows. Get it? Choppy? Shear?
Kristof Robertson - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
God, that's sick! Loved it....555
carol - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ewe baaaaaad boy! 555
AFW - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Enjoyed the ewelogy...
Red Ant - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't remember this song, but Malcolm will love this parody I think. Had an idea for The Turtles "Happy Together" (Imagine me and ewe, I do) especially with all the "Ba ba ba" in it.
PMS - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Michael, Carol, AFW and Red Ant. Red Ant, love the idea! Michael, yes I get it. Carol, I am female overall, but the one of the writers in me is a filthy minded 12 year old boy who dwells in the lower rear part of my right brain. I know not how he got there, but this kind of stuff comes from him.

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