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Song Parodies -> "Space Potty-ing"

Original Song Title:

"Space Oddity"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Space Potty-ing"

Parody Written by:

PMS

The Lyrics

My friend and muse Charlie told me about a website he saw that described how astronauts manage certain bodily functions in space. And that the products are jettisoned into space. And fall towards earth. And that the solids as they enter the atmosphere ignite and ... well just be careful next time you wish on a shooting star.
Brown control to Major Tom, Brown control to Major Tom.
Grab a magazine and sit down on the john.
Brown control to Major Tom,
(spoken)
10, 9 , 8, 7 , 6, 5 , 4 ,3 ,2, 1
Pressure mountin', so come on,
Get positioned and then do what you must do.

This is Brown Control to Major Tom
You really can't dela-a-a-ay
Or there's danger pretty soon some sh*t you'll wear
Now it's time to heave them crapsules I decla-are.

This is Major Tom to Brown Control
Barely squeezed through the do-o-or.
Space suit bloating in a most peculiar way
From the farts I've been afflicted with toda-a-a-ay.

For here am I all bloated like a blimp, man.
Fearing fudge I'll hurl.
The extractor hooked into
Just before my rear hatch blew


(Bridge)

Though it's tossed 100,000 miles
Circling earth until.
I know my space sh*t back to earth will go-o
Will ignite at atmospheric touch and glo-o-o-ow

When it does it will become
A chute-ing star to wish upon.
From the rear of Major Tom
From the rear of Major Tom
From the...

Rear of a defecatin' space man
Far above the moon
Going number two
Puts on a light show for you

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Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Price of a Space Shuttle: 1.2 Million Dollars, Cost of Astronaut Training: 500,000 dollars, Cost of being able to claim I've used the universe as my toilet: Priceless. . ."Rear of a defecatin' space man Far above the moon Going number two" is a killer combo
Major Tom (Turtle) - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't they just wear diapers?An asstronaut wrote a book, "How do you go to the Bathroom in Space?" with that and other questions kids ask. They sell it online or at Kennedy Space Center, if you're ever lucky enough to make the worthwhile visit.
3w..thespaceshop.com/howdoyougoto1.html
Ground/Brown control was a good one. One small step for a man; three large Fives for PMS's womankind.
alvin - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
a masterpiece....wonderful rhyming
AFW - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Most creative idea..painting a very funny scenario..
Kristof Robertson - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Pun-tastic, PMS! Brilliant idea, well executed. THIS is how to make toilet humour humorous! 555
Jeff Reuben - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This was worked out very well =)
stuart mcarthur - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderful write PMS - and what Kristof said - some great wordplay and gags and flowed beautifully to the OS - your best parody yet imo - 555
PMS - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for votes and comments. I had a lot of fun writing this.
Matt Flora - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, this was good. Usually I log on here and I don't find anything worth while. When I saw the OS of this was by Bowie, I had to check it out and thankfully I didn't waste my time reading it. Real nice.
KarK - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Captain's Log" har har.
PMS - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Matt and KarK

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