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Song Parodies -> "Least Favorite Names"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cast of 'The Sound of Music'

Parody Song Title:

"Least Favorite Names"

Parody Written by:

PMS

The Lyrics

There is a new computer system being tested at work. The users have to sign on using the first two letters of their first and last names. That got me thinking about what names would make for the most awkward sign ons.
Of your first and last name use the first two letters.
What were we thinking? We should have known better.
And realized that when some users sign in
Their IDs would form awkward acronyms.

Some of these acronyms would not offend yer
Unless you happen to be the wrong gender.
FI-del FI-laromo and LU-ther LU-nquist
GI-no GI-rardi all righteously pissed.

Some I'll admit have my sides fairly splitting
Especially the ones that I know are quite fitting.
Like BO-ris ZO-wadny and LA-rry ZY-dell
DUane MButha, their names fit them well.

LO-la CO-rbit, LU-ann SH-erman, HO-ward MO-rrison
WA-lter NK-ata, AN-dre US-tinov all have an apt acronym.

To both PO-llys working here fate has been cruel.
One's last name is OP-fer, the other O'T-oole.
I gently remind them how worse they would feel.
If they'd married guys whose last name was O'N-eal.

CA-rmine CA-rmona ,CR-aig AP-pley I pity
Who can blame them if their attitude's shitty.
For DU-dley NG-uyen I feel sorry too.
To SH-erman IT-achi apology's due.

I hear CL-ara IT-o's retained an attorney
Also JU-ne GS-chwind, *PU-rline TA-te, TI-naTS-cherne
PU-rity BE-nnet, TW-yla AT-kins too;
If I don't change their sign on names they will sue.

No one likes the user name that they've been saddled with
Except for some perverted old guy who's glad his parents named him JI-m SM-ith.
*Puta is Spanish for a woman of ill repute.

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TJC - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Fantastic! Real genius in the concept and execution here... the unexpected POly, O'Toole and O'Neil zinger especially good...top marks!
Cat - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! This was one of the most novel parodies I've seen in some time! Excellent job, PMS! (although I don't get the Jim Smith thing...)
PMS - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC and Cat. Cat, I'm sure you've checked the Webster's by now and SE-e what I ME-a-N by the JIm SMith reference ;D
Meriadoc - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
GOldie O'Dell one!
AFW - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Most unique and very funny concept....PM-s
Adagio - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Now you can use them for nicknames......if they have a sense of humor, 'cept for the old perv...he'd enjoy it too much. 5's
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderfully written
Wicked Green Queen - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the parady. I must agree too, some of those names really stink!
carly_carlz - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I literally started to cry. 555.

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