Song Parodies -> Cannibal Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Calendar Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Sedaka |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cannibal Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | PMS |
I'm sure I'm not the first one to notice how much of what we eat contains people references...
Oh Lord oh Lord seems I'm a cannibal girl.
Yeah, a cannibal girl.
Oh Lord oh Lord I'm such a cannibal girl.
Leastaways it appears.
Lately I've come to realize
All the poor folks
I've canni-BAL-ized.
Eating things with names
Like Steak Diane,
Betty Salad, and Virginia Ham.
My silverware's inlaid
With Mother-of Pearl.
Oh Lord oh Lord I seem to be a cannibal girl.
Leastaways so it just may appear.
My breakfast sausage must
Be Jimmy Dean
Or Bob Evans
Do you see what I mean?
And for lunch, I'll munch
On Sloppy Joes
Or a Patty of ground
Chuck. Who knows?
Some noodles Alfredo
On my fork I might twirl.
Oh Lord oh Lord I seem to be a cannibal girl
Leastaways so it just may appear.
At suppertime
Might have a bowl of "Stu"
Tater tots and
Ladyfingers too.
Snack on Slim Jims
And Ginger-bread men
Chomp on Chocolate Babies
Now and then
Let he who's without sin
The first boulder hurl
Deep down inside us all there lurks a cannibal girl
Leastaways so it just may appear.
Yeah, a cannibal girl.
Oh Lord oh Lord I'm such a cannibal girl.
Leastaways it appears.
Lately I've come to realize
All the poor folks
I've canni-BAL-ized.
Eating things with names
Like Steak Diane,
Betty Salad, and Virginia Ham.
My silverware's inlaid
With Mother-of Pearl.
Oh Lord oh Lord I seem to be a cannibal girl.
Leastaways so it just may appear.
My breakfast sausage must
Be Jimmy Dean
Or Bob Evans
Do you see what I mean?
And for lunch, I'll munch
On Sloppy Joes
Or a Patty of ground
Chuck. Who knows?
Some noodles Alfredo
On my fork I might twirl.
Oh Lord oh Lord I seem to be a cannibal girl
Leastaways so it just may appear.
At suppertime
Might have a bowl of "Stu"
Tater tots and
Ladyfingers too.
Snack on Slim Jims
And Ginger-bread men
Chomp on Chocolate Babies
Now and then
Let he who's without sin
The first boulder hurl
Deep down inside us all there lurks a cannibal girl
Leastaways so it just may appear.
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Whew! Expedted another gruesome Lecter ref. Really original and creative - I vote 555, and hope you also get high marks from Stew McA, Jack Cheese F., John Berry, Phil A of soul, Royce Pilaf, Agriculture, Krispy Robertson, Patty A., Luke Baloney, Jeff Reuben Sandwich, Stephen Herrington, Rick Corn-ear, Rex Of Lamb, Yet , Another Dutch Cheese, Gravy Rant, 2Eggle, Guy Refrito (Dorito's been done before; these are "frijoles" - refried beans", Rick Dunkin' Donut, Michael Cashew-lick; Paul Robinson herbs and spices in it,then baked in Oven Rhodes and sauteed on Dee Range, then cleaned up with a Johnny (D) Mop.
Oh, and don't forget dessert: Tofu Soyseed Chefstranger!
Some of those didn't come out too well -- I had to EarForceOne or two of those puns to make them work. Andersson I skipped completely cause they sucked. Hope nobody here likes Turtle soup, although I've been known to eat a little Cat in my time, so to speak.
Oh, and don't forget dessert: Tofu Soyseed Chefstranger!
Some of those didn't come out too well -- I had to EarForceOne or two of those puns to make them work. Andersson I skipped completely cause they sucked. Hope nobody here likes Turtle soup, although I've been known to eat a little Cat in my time, so to speak.
your charming little ditty really ate...uh..i mean STOLE my heart
A very cute idea, extremely well done..5's
I believe this one deserves a toast. Shall I pour you a Jack Daniels? A Jim Beam? A Johnnie Walker? How about Old Grand-Dad? A St. Pauli Girl? A Bloody Mary? A Mad Russian? A Laughing Swede? (Or a Screaming Viking?) Or maybe I'll just pour you a nice chianti. Full-bodied.
The second comment posted before the first one!!! Eureka!!! (I have already asked tohave the duplicate reomoved.)
Pea-MS, sorry to have forgotten to do your handle.
Peter K1, yours was really obscure: "Andersson" = "And there's some"...... will try to do better in the future... or in the past...
Pea-MS, sorry to have forgotten to do your handle.
Peter K1, yours was really obscure: "Andersson" = "And there's some"...... will try to do better in the future... or in the past...
chomp chomp! 3 5's
Yum fun! 555
Well done, 555's,
Never though about it, but you are right PMS. Good work here. Tommy Turtle, how could you miss the obvious pun for my name: Red-Ant's Dressing!
Thanks alvin, AFW, Michael, carol, LL, Larry and Red Ant! Tommy Turtle, love the snappy word play! Michael, you've given me an idea for a new work.
Red Ant, sorry, I just think of your parody, "My Name Is Jack" every time I have a burrito with (Monterrey) Jack Cheese on it. :)
555 Loved the way you 'hacked up' an OS that I really despise. Great job PMS!
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