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Song Parodies -> "Cialis"
Original Song Title:
"White Rabbit"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jefferson Airplane
Parody Song Title:
"Cialis"
Parody Written by:
PMS
The Lyrics
Hope I spelled the name of the male enhancement drug correctly. I wish I could get Grace Slick to sing this.
Our pill makes you larger
Makes your sex drive extra strong
Here's our 1-800 number
Call it, how can you go wrong?
Get Cialis; feel one foot long.
You've tried Encyte and Viagra
And they failed to do the trick.
Here's a sure-fire remedy
That will really flick your bic.
Get Cialis, get thick as a brick.
No man ca-an af-ford
To have his get up get up and go.
If there's no rise in his Levis
He's liable to be feeling low.
Get Cialis, next thing you know
The erotically exotic
Will be all yours to explore.
You'll go at it
Like bunny rabbits,
And then pant like dogs for more!
Re-emember what your member's for;
And you will sco-ore!
You will score!
You will sco-o-o-o-ore.
Makes your sex drive extra strong
Here's our 1-800 number
Call it, how can you go wrong?
Get Cialis; feel one foot long.
You've tried Encyte and Viagra
And they failed to do the trick.
Here's a sure-fire remedy
That will really flick your bic.
Get Cialis, get thick as a brick.
No man ca-an af-ford
To have his get up get up and go.
If there's no rise in his Levis
He's liable to be feeling low.
Get Cialis, next thing you know
The erotically exotic
Will be all yours to explore.
You'll go at it
Like bunny rabbits,
And then pant like dogs for more!
Re-emember what your member's for;
And you will sco-ore!
You will score!
You will sco-o-o-o-ore.
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This is definitely upbeat, well written and funny...high fives..
Yes, Cialis is right, but "Encyte" is "Enzyte" ( atleast in the USA ). Very strong parody. 5s.
Very good.
Long on laughs! 5s
Take Cialis...and then go see Alice. LMAO! Great job. High 5's
Good one. Slightly similar to: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/jeffersonairplane18.shtml
HAHAHA! Very good! Aren't a few verses missing though? 555
if you laugh hard at this parody for 4 hours, there may be a problem... nice job..5s
Hilarious!
Thanks for the uplifting commentary and probing questions. Not to mention the spelling lesson.
I got a real rise out of this one!
um... making fun of those of us of a certain age? I really like 'remember what your member's for', and the 'get up' line, also the rabbit shout-out is cute. Nicely done.
Ironically, rabbits (white or otherwise) rarely need sex-drive enhancements. Good call.
Very good. I made the connection the first heard the drug name and mentioned it to a few doctors. I wrote the lead sheet for Grace and Darby Slick for Howard Wolf, the publisher, as well as several of their other songs. At 73, I wish the pills were cheaper.
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