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Song Parodies -> "Stuck in a Kettle of Stew"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in the Middle With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stealers Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck in a Kettle of Stew"

Parody Written by:

PMS

The Lyrics

This one is for Dee who gave me the i-DEE-a.
Said she'd like me for dinner tonight.
Gladly did I accept the invite
Had no idea when I got there
She would turn me into the bill of fare
Chow til naught's left of me, savor every bite
Here I am. Stuck in a kettle of stew!

Yeah I'm stuck in a kettle of stew
And I'm wondering what the heck I should do.
I think that it's a total disgrace
That with me she'll be feeding her face.
Chow til naught's left of me, savor every bite
I'll be damned. Stuck in a kettle of stew!

At first I suspected nothing
And so proud to be a lucky man
Till behind me she came crawling
Whacked me on the head, Oh dear
Me-e-e-e-e-e-e Me-e-e-e-e-e-e.


Needless to say I was most apalled
To find romance not on her mind at all.
Planned on turning me into Dinty Moore
When here I'm thinking I gonna score
Boundless lust, ecstasy, poke 'er thru the night
'Stead I am stuck in a kettle of stew.

Well I had to think of something
That would upset her dinner plans
I was sure that I could save me
By a-makin' my own gravy
Fe-ce-e-e-e-e-es, Fe-ce-e-e-e-e-es!

She came in the kitchen later that night
One whiff told her something wasn't right.
She fixed me with a baleful glare.
Yanked me out of the pot by my hair
Cleansed me with enemas, hole she sewed up tight .
Once again I'm in a kettle of stew
Stuck again in a new kettle of stew
Here I am stuck in a kettle of stew..
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Hannibal Lecter - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Best thing for you, really. Your therapy was going nowhere. (Quoted from Silence Of The Lambs). This was delectable. 555
Steve K. - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that great book, "To Serve Man".
alvin rhodes - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Chow til naught's left of me, savor every bite ...lol, great
AFW - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stewing..5's
MrMacphisto - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... disgusting, but good...
Stuart McArthur - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
with all that gravy-making, PMS, I'm just relieved you weren't "stuck in the kettle WITH Stu" -for more than one reason - unexpected (hilarious) plot developments - and some great subs - 555
Red Ant - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
"Planned on turning me into Dinty Moore": I'd crap in the kettle too (a "Cats In The Cradle" parody there maybe?). Great stuff PMS.
PMS - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks HL (you're right),! Steve K, alvin, AFW, Mr M, Stu LOL comments and Red Ant, I always wanted to do something to that song.
carol - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
oops sorry I missed this delicious parody! 5's

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