It seems the guy he killed that night
Was tasty as can be
He said,"By Jove, I'll be well fed"
"For two months, maybe three".
For two months, maybe three.

The cannibal surfed day and night
Trolling the internet.
Searching for somebody who
Was yearning to be et
Was yearning to be et.

The cannibal and victim met
Upon that fateful day.
The vicitm free to change his mind
And simply walk away,
And simply walk away.

But those two de-ecided to
Share a bizarre buffet.
Of teutonic tube steak first
Tried raw and then flambed
Tried raw and then flambed.

Unstopped loss of spilled blood flowed
The corpse dis"organ"ized.
Disemboweled and butchered, caught
On film, immortalized.
On film immortalized.

To try to plea insanity
Would have only come to vain.
The court psychiatrist found him
Deeply disturbed, but sane.
Deeply disturbed, but sane.

Now the cannibal is in
The media once more.
The news reports say he appears
Much thinner than before,
Much thinner than before.

He's suing the producers of
Bio-films unauthorized
That portray cannibals in ways
False and/or stigmatized.
False and/or stigmatized