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Song Parodies -> "He Ate The Guy He Killed That Night"

Original Song Title:

"I Dreamed I Saw Joe Hill Last Night"

Original Performer:

Joan Baez

Parody Song Title:

"He Ate The Guy He Killed That Night"

Parody Written by:

PMS

The Lyrics

I saw this story on the net a couple months ago about a cannibal in Germany who advertised on the net for a willing victim. He finally got one. He killed him ritually after he and the vitim attempted to share a last meal consisting of the victims penis. The cannibal then butchered the victim and filmed it. At the time of his arrest the cannibals freezer contained 46 lbs of "Leuten-shweiger" The cannibal is serving 8 yrs. Meanwhile he is suing someone who made an unauthorized bio- film based on his life which the cannibal says is in poor taste and gives a false and stigmatized view of cannibalism. What with all these food songs lately I thought it would be a good time to serve up this one.
It seems the guy he killed that night
Was tasty as can be
He said,"By Jove, I'll be well fed"
"For two months, maybe three".
For two months, maybe three.

The cannibal surfed day and night
Trolling the internet.
Searching for somebody who
Was yearning to be et
Was yearning to be et.

The cannibal and victim met
Upon that fateful day.
The vicitm free to change his mind
And simply walk away,
And simply walk away.

But those two de-ecided to
Share a bizarre buffet.
Of teutonic tube steak first
Tried raw and then flambed
Tried raw and then flambed.

Unstopped loss of spilled blood flowed
The corpse dis"organ"ized.
Disemboweled and butchered, caught
On film, immortalized.
On film immortalized.

To try to plea insanity
Would have only come to vain.
The court psychiatrist found him
Deeply disturbed, but sane.
Deeply disturbed, but sane.

Now the cannibal is in
The media once more.
The news reports say he appears
Much thinner than before,
Much thinner than before.

He's suing the producers of
Bio-films unauthorized
That portray cannibals in ways
False and/or stigmatized.
False and/or stigmatized

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alvin rhodes - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
disturbingly funny...i dug it
Tommy Turtle - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Will Jodie Foster get the lead in the movie?
AFW - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad this is authentic and not just a "Can a bull"...555
Dee Range - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I remember reading about this. Truth being stranger than fiction is never more apparent than this story. And though making a true story funny is usually difficult, you pulled it off with ease! 555
carol - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I remember reading about that too. Good job on this.5's
Shannon V - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Great effort. It tells the story very well. 555 It is funny how common themes appear out of nowhere. Did you see my parody of "Yesterday" called "Scrambled Legs"? http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1431.shtml
PMS - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Tommy, AFW, Dee and carol. Shannon, your entree is what inspired me to finish this song and post it, Thanks! I'd been in a bit of a dry spell. I can't believe I forgot to comment when I voted fives for yours.

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