Song Parodies -> His 'Holey'-ness
| Original Song Title: | "My Happiness" |
| Original Performer: | Connie Francis |
| Parody Song Title: | "His 'Holey'-ness" |
| Parody Written by: | PMS |
I wrote this one when JP2 got a tracheotomy tube. It started when I remarked how it was a good thing I did not work at the Vatican since between his bullet wound and tracheiostomy I'd be hard put to call the Pope "His Holiness" while keeping a straight face. Picutre the Biggus Dickus scene from Monty Python's "Life of Brian" I will warn one and all that the day after I wrote this I got the worst throat infection ever, One eprson who heard it got an ear infection. Hope no one goes blind reading it.
They put a trach in JP2.
To stop the Pope from turning blue.
Gave new shades of meaning to
His Holey- ness.
If I worked at the Vatican
I would be forever banned
First time I had to call the man
His Holiness.
I'd be unable to erase
The grin that bloomed upon my face
Or else otherwise disgrace
His Holiness.
Moreover I'd find it a gas
To hear the Pontiff belch High Mass
He'd excommunicate my ass,
His Holiness.
To stop the Pope from turning blue.
Gave new shades of meaning to
His Holey- ness.
If I worked at the Vatican
I would be forever banned
First time I had to call the man
His Holiness.
I'd be unable to erase
The grin that bloomed upon my face
Or else otherwise disgrace
His Holiness.
Moreover I'd find it a gas
To hear the Pontiff belch High Mass
He'd excommunicate my ass,
His Holiness.
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