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Song Parodies -> "Matthias Face"

Original Song Title:

"Polka Face"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Matthias Face"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Whoo-Hooo!!! My third Weird Al Polka parodied! Check out the others here: The Alternative Matthias and Matthias On 45
Me Mario!
Me Mario!

Ma! Ma! Mia!!!

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No, You can't beat my Plumber Game
(He'll saddle up on Yoshi)
Can't beat my, can't beat my
No, You can't beat my Plumber Game
(His brother is Luigi)

Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game, Pla-pla-plumber game
(Me Mario!)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber game! Pla-pla-plumber game

HEY!!!

Weaponizer, weapon-weaponizer
You’re a weaponizer
Oh! Weaponizer
Oh! You’re a weaponizer, Baby

Boom-boom-boomstick!
Boom-boom-boomstick!

Weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer
(Weaponizer)

Got that rocket launched
And you might blow up a bah-ah-ar
Stink bombs might be raunch
Smells way worse than pickle ja-ah-ars!

(Boom!) You’re trigger happy
(Boom!) But aim is crappy
(Boom!) Blood’s gushing you’re a
(Boom!) Weaponizer

I can’t score a Touch Down
Fans frown
Flip upside down like that Charlie Brown

Nope, I can’t score touch downs
I’m found
Here on the ground, Can’t look profound

HEY!!!

Insect bites
The mad outdoorsman doesn't take this with delight
I guess I'm prone to have insect bites (Insect Bites)
No happy camper when those bugs put up a fight
Put up a fight...

So I don't wish for sun
Clouds can toss huge chunks of that hail down
On paths we'll slip and fall
But they will clean the roads
With those damn snow plows
It is so lowbrow that I'll have to scowl
I want no snow plows!!!

I really like
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Mountains I want to climb

You’re so nuts!
Your mind is bizarre
I’ve got a large bruise
And torn my jeans too
And I’m done
You think this is fun
I’d rather be stunned
With a taser… that’s right
That lame hike
Made me whine
Like a giiiiiiiirl...
Small punk
You are a bastard
And I tossed my boots
Because I’m so scared of heights!

I spoofed a song and they banned it
Those worthless “Ass-Crap” bastards!
When I mock tunes they deny it
You must pay cash they’ve decided
Facts they got wrong
When spitting spite
Is Cledus T Judd in fright?
I spoofed a song and they banned it
They banned it!!!

My Pokeball holds a Drowzee
His skills have worked you’re sleepy
But since you played Charmander he is baked into brownies
This brutal game comes from the Japanese

Crashed into a Spruce
Knocked a few teeth loose
Skis I can't control
You will hear me moan
Visiting the A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Alps I'll fall
Visiting the A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Alps I'll fall

Think I'll do the Slalom
Then you're just plain crazy
Not putting on those straps
Cause I'm too damn lazy
Visiting the A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Alps I'll fall
Visiting the A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Alps I'll fall

Courtney’s dressed like Mr. T shaved her head
For the convention, Those gold chains aren’t light
Nah, nah, nah, nah
Looking quite strange
Cause she’s way too into Cosplay
Into Cosplay
Into Cosplay
Cosplay
Cosplay-ay-ay-ay-ay

They just want my down, down, down, down, down
Daisy’s hunted now...

I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I'm only gonna bake Pop-Tarts...

Synthpop needs to swap
“Never gonna give you up”
Web sites all delight
Giving me a huge fright
Rick-Rolled, I’ve been trolled
4chan you are in control, No!!!!

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo
Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo

Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game, Pla-pla-plumber game
(Me Mario!)
Pla-pla-pla-plumber game! Pla-pla-plumber game
Oh no, You can't... beat... my...
Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game
Talkin' 'bout my Plumber Game
Pla-pla-pla-plumber Game

HEY!!!!

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Jeff Reuben - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
I know it's been on the messageboards, but clever idea putting your lyrics for each of the songs to the polka!
Old Man Ribber - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
The Alternative Matthias? I like the one we already have. Cheers! ;D
Dave W. - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
That was pla-pla -plum crazy Mario !
Glen S - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
I support this and it's a testament to the work you put in on each of these songs already. Great idea and great work on the series Matty.
Jonathan - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
I remember that "Snow Plows" one great work! 5's

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