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Song Parodies -> "Boobies"

Original Song Title:

"Baby"

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Boobies"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Justin Bieber is a kid going through puberty like all of us were at one point in time and being a kid going through puberty he has one thing on his mind... Forget middle school relationships, This is what kids his age have on their minds...
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

Your Bouncing Buddhas
Cannot compare
I’d do whatever
To see them bare
You think its love
From deep in my heart
I just really, really want to touch that part

I’d buy you diamonds
To see them swaying
My zoom lens
Is locked and staying
Like to be smothered
By your high beam lights
My first look got me hooked in the worst way

I really like
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Whoa!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Whoa!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Whoa!
Those mountains I want to climb, climb

Boobies, boobies, boobies
Whoa!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Whoa!
Them
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Yes!
I want to see your Bonnie and Clyde, Clyde

Jaw dropped hard and I lost my retainer
Because your bikini is no restrainer
Now my mouth’s dripping drool
When I stare at you
Just for one nightly fling
My soul the devil clings

And I’m an addict
For whoopee cushions
When you’re running it is stunning how they’re flopping
Eyes bulging out, out, out
And that’s not the only bulge so that’s why I am sitting down

I really like
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Yes!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Breast!
Them
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Chest!
I can’t get them out of my sight, sight

Boobies, boobies, boobies
Yup!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Cup!
Them
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Pups!
The big ones are such a delight, light

Jabbas!

If you are eighteen then girl show off
You know no body part compares to the boobie
And I just want to motorboat between them
But all you do is shove

Tried acting cool and witty
But sounded so dumb
Cause when I saw those titties
My brain went so numb

They’re at least 10 pounds
I’m not into feet because they just can’t compete
To your two massive chest mounds
And I really want to see them while in my bed

Girl your butt doesn’t phase me
Because your boobs I’m praising
While your back might be breaking
Here in my boots I’m shaking…

Boobies, boobies, boobies
Nice!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Twice!
Them
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Vice!
They’ve got me blowing my… mind, mind

Boobies, boobies, boobies
Great!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Mate!
Them
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Date!
The Holy Grail’s those two combined, bind

Those bonbons
Breast, breast, breast
Best, best, best
Breast, breast, breast
My mind’s gone
Breast, breast, breast
Best, best, best
Breast, breast, breast
I’ve dropped my jaw
Breast, breast, breast
Best, best, best
Breast, breast, breast
When chiffon’s
Took off

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Porfle Popnecker - June 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice pair o' Ds!
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2013 - Report this comment
ABC...I dare to invoke the names of AIR icons Stu McArthur and Malcolm Higgins towards your bounteous bailiwick to beautiful breasts. Great verses and always that extra effort on very limited choruses.
Max Power - January 19, 2013 - Report this comment
I actually thought it was going to be about the birds. I blame the 2001 Video Music Awards for this. 555 bounces it gets.
bobpiecheese - January 27, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) A coupla pacing stumbles here and there, but nothing I couldn't edit in my head, so I'll let them slide. You kinda messed up the rhyme scheme at the end of the first verse, though. However, Justin Bieber singing about his affinity for ta-ta's? Ingenious. Now Ludacris' appearance makes more sense. 555 bountiful jubblies!
Blaydeman - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) I enjoyed it a lot, but it's definitely not one of your strongest entries. Like TCOP said, you did miss that rhyme in the 1st verse as well as some pacing stumbles I came across. Yes, it's really funny, but not as polished as I've come to see from you. And certain lines you had reminded me a lot of Spaff.com's "99 Words For Boobs" were those intentional references, just wondering?

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