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Song Parodies -> "Matthias On 45"

Original Song Title:

"Polkas On 45"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Matthias On 45"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here is the first collection of parodies that I've written for my "Weird Al Polka Project" my on-going challenge to parody all of the songs that Weird Al has used in his polkas. TSB did something like this but he used other Amirighters. These parodies here all belong to me: Matthias Stove.
Throw out your Dish
You don’t need cable
Turn this thing on
And you’ll be able
To check out Scrubs
Or some Clark Gable

This invention!
Is called TiVo
Watch CNN

Sims are on Fire!!!
Grim Reaper just arrived
Sims are on Fire!!!

What’s that smell? Won’t enjoy!
What’s that smell? In it you’re smothered
What’s that smell? Show he’s in command
What’s that smell? Drawing flies
What’s that smell? Dug my grave
What’s that smell? All around the world
These beasts are a disaster!

Hey! Hey! Hey!!!

That guess ain't bad
But "A man's thong" was not the answer
New members, now have the chance to win
And by their grins, they're way much smarter
Smarter, smarter, smarter, smarter!!! Yeah!

Insane Wolfman
Enraged Wolfman
Mr. Fido’s howlin’
Mr. Fido’s scowlin’


I am craving that pizza, Hungry
With a pitcher of cold brew
Stop declining my Visa, Waitress
Can’t you tell that all my cash I ble-ew-ew-ew?

Hey Moe!
Drunks you’re serving with that booze in your hand
Hey Moe!
Beer is flowing with some Duff in that glass
Working to intoxicate Barney
You know NASA calculated his bar tab

Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-he-hoo, yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-he-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-he-hoo, yodel-ay he-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-he-hoo, yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-he-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-he-hoo, yodel-ay he-hoo

In the coronary wing
You’ll find Doctor House

It’s Hot Chocolate!
Toss your coffee
Right from the pitcher into the kitchen sink
With Godiva, Hershey’s won’t stand a chance
It’s Hot Chocolate! It’s Hot Chocolate!!!

Floating birthday cakes
Here the walls all shake
Chandeliers will break
In your bed crawl snakes
Haunted Mansion’s Huge

I run a motel from my home
People stay and then they croak
If you stay here overnight
You’d better watch out for a knife
I might just seem like a weirdo
(Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!)
I’m insane, just so you know

He played Shallow Hal (Hot girls are fat)
Has no stage fright, He’s Bumblin’ Jack Black
Good for laughs, laughs, laughs

Penis is another word
(Talkin’ ‘bout my genitalia!)
Pecker or shlong also work
(Nicknames for my genitalia!)
Mine gets shrunk when it gets c-c-c-cold
(Please don’t mock my genitalia!)
A dildo’s like one straight from a mold
(That is faulty genitalia!)

This is my genitalia!
My genitalia, Baby!

My, my, my, my, my, my genitalia (My genitalia)
Well, I'm talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-genitalia!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Porfle Popnecker - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
It's like a menu for fun.
Felicity Merriman - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
@Porfle - Indeed.
Max Power - May 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice take on the media and the pop culture among other things. Great work! The security code said SUX, but screw its opinion.
Agrimorfee - May 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Kind of a risky one to enter in the ABC tournee...better as shameless self-promotion ,which I am not above...see "Parody Love Medley" which I mashed together with some of our comrades ,( Anyway 555 for the gutsy move.
Blaydeman - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) It's cool to see a lot of snippets of your greatest hits together all in one, but as a coherent parody for a competition I don't know. 555 because I love each of these parodies individually.
bobpiecheese - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) There was some pacing troubles here (particularly in the "Hey Joe!" segment), but otherwise I really enjoyed this, despite not having read all of the parodies featured within (the "Sex (I'm A)" segment confused me at first until I looked at the end comment and discovered it was about skunks). 555!
brightCAP - May 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Quite a feat. This is a cool idea. And it's even c-c-c-cooler that the sections link to full songs. My favorite line is "Talkin’ ‘bout my genitalia!"
Abbott Skelding - May 16, 2013 - Report this comment
This is a really good idea, a little bit of self promotion? Sure. But still really fun to read and it made me want to go back and read the full version of each one. My Genitalia is still one of my absolute favorites from you. Nice work!

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