Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "We've Got TiVo!"

Original Song Title:

"Jocko Homo"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We've Got TiVo!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Throw out your Dish
You don’t need cable
Turn this thing on
And you’ll be able
To check out Scrubs
Or some Clark Gable

This invention!
Is called TiVo
Watch CNN

In your bed now
Watched Super Bowl
Cause your friends all
Picked this show bro

Your life’s a wreck
Without TiVo
You need TiVo
You’ll shock your kids
They’ll love TiVo

Couch potatoes won’t leave their roots
Tapes get thrown in attics they won’t get used

Spent tons of yen
To get TiVo

Check out my grin
Thanks to TiVo
It’s so High Tech

We’ve got it! It’s Heaven!
All zone out like zombies and watch it!
Put on stretch pants
On your couch not movin’!
Until I’m out of shape
Mouth is agape
We’re are getting all chunky, Dude!
Giant ass! Because we all refused to scoot!

Watch Jackie Chan!
With our TiVo!

We are such fans!
Of this TiVo!

Locked in the den!
It has TiVo!

Worth every cent!
Spent on TiVo!

Where’s Harvey Dent?!?!
He’s on TiVo!

Also Clark Kent!
Is on TiVo!

We’re so content!
With this TiVo!

Our brains are spent
Too much TiVo!

Just buy or rent
To get TiVo!

As a present!
You’ll give TiVo!

Turn on Se7en!
It’s on TiVo!

Home Improvement
Is on TiVo!

Glued like cement
To this TiVo!

All sports events
Here on TiVo!

It’s not a sin
To watch TiVo!

Don’t play the Sims!
Just watch TiVo!

Don’t leave your seat
Just watch TiVo!

It can’t be beat
Not this TiVo!

I’ve got to Tweet
About TiVo!

Watch it and eat!
Chips and TiVo!

Don’t move your feet
Can’t leave TiVo!

In so much heat
For this TiVo!

Out on the street
Car has TiVo!

It’s such a treat
To watch TiVo!

There’s just one thing!
Where’s the remote?!?!?!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Peter Andersson - March 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice take on an oldie that never should have been recorded in the first place - and LOL at the final line!
Porfle Popnecker - March 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one! I got to see Devo live back in the 80s and they were hilarious.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 647