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Song Parodies -> "Skunks!"

Original Song Title:

"Sex (I'm A...)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Skunks!"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Skunks!

Nose expired when that stench arrived it’s my plight
We are drowned in a stink that’s worse than old milk

I’m annoyed that spray is green and I’m grossed out
Pack your things in the trunk and flee this campsite

Skunks!
Skunks!
Skunks!
Skunks!

What’s that smell? It’s atrocious!
What’s that smell? Nose is hurtin‘!
What’s that smell? That cartoon Pepe
What’s that smell? Eye will twitch!
What’s that smell? Rotting carcass?
What’s that smell? I think I might hurl
When pissed off run for shelter!

Skunks!
Skunks!

Spot the stripe that runs down backside
Hope he won’t blow

Skunks!

If you’re gassed
Then you’ll choke take tomato baths

What’s that smell? Won’t enjoy!
What’s that smell? In it you’re smothered
What’s that smell? Show he’s in command
What’s that smell? Drawing flies
What’s that smell? Dug my grave
What’s that smell? All around the world
These beasts are a disaster!

Skunks!
Skunks!

It’s much worse than a dumpster!

Worse than sh*t! You’ll say “Ewwwwwww!”
No, These mammals aren’t nice

Run and hide when he lifts his leg you are doomed!
Cookies tossed and you won’t get dates for months now
Skunks!
That’s how long that the smell will remain in your skin
Yick!

What’s that smell? Like burnt rubber
What’s that smell? It’s from that vermin
What’s that smell? Like a garbage can
What’s that smell? Need nose plugs
What’s that smell? I’m not brave
What’s that smell? My nostrils aren’t fine
Can’t stand that stinky creature!

What’s that smell? Eggs are rotten
What’s that smell? That striped critter
What’s that smell? It is so yucky!
What’s that smell? When it struts!
What’s that smell? Can’t escape!
What’s that smell? It has made me whine
When olfactory is severed!
The skunks will win forever!

(Skunks!) [Repeat until you pass out from the stench]

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Total Votes: 11

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Mark Scotti - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
That is such a GREAT Berlin song, and you've raised quite a stink for us to take notice of it!
Phil Nelson - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this was really funny!
LilCougarCakes - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
CowboyDave' s Lament . . . don't ~ SKUNK Me ~, Honey . Don't ~ SKUNK Me ~, Bunny . . . . . you wouldn't do that to CowboyDave ? ? Then you better behave, DAVE , oh Dave, or I'll pitch a ~Black/White~ in your truckbed, Sir ! !
Christie Marie M - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Following your basic in-stinks? Can't stand the smell of skunks! Here's 555 tomato juice cans for the tomato bath!
LadyNorCAL - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
SquireMatthias, here in NorCAl we have a ~Skunk Train~ where this railroad runs from Willits, CA out to the Coast in MendoSeeNo . . . it is a slow rocking ride thru the Redwoods, very nice for Tourists.
Arwen - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
My poor sweet dog got sprayed by a skunk once and then ran through the house trying to rub the smell off herself onto everything in sight. The whole house, and everything in it, reeked. Needless to say, I wasn't very popular at school for a week or so. ; ) This is great, though, Matty...nice work!
DJ Blaze - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Great one Matthias, and sad true story for Arwen. 555
bobpiecheese - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment
(Dec3) And this is why I don't walk in the forest (if I knew where one was, that is) - there's no animal as scary as the humble skunk. 555!
Lil stinker - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
I got sprayed when i was 7. I was walking through the woods to school and i saw a skunk stuck in a log. I felt terrible. I tried to pull him out by the tail. Once it got out, it sprayed me immediatly. I screamed and yet it sprayed me again. I fell on the ground blind and extremely stinky. I looked back in the log with my face directly inside and saw 6 or 7 other skunk kits, it might have been the other skunks kits. They all sprayed me all over my face. It was horrible. My eyes burned and the smell was 15times worse. But i had to go to school anyway. Once i got there almost everyone puked once i passed by. I got suspended until the smell fades away. My mom wouldnt let me go in the house so i slept outside. Unfortunately, the skunk recognized me. I started trying to shoo it away but it sprayed me. I would hate to get sprayed again. I stunk for 3 months(due to sleeping outside, seeing the skunk and kits and getting skunked.
tttttttt - November 05, 2012 - Report this comment
this song stinks

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