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Song Parodies -> "Hot Chocolate"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hot Chocolate"

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The Lyrics

Serve me… Hot Chocolate!
Toss your coffee
Right from the pitcher into the kitchen sink
With Godiva, Hershey’s won’t stand a chance
It’s Hot Chocolate! It’s Hot Chocolate!!!

Each winter we will freeze outside
Only one drink on my mind
Gimme some hot cocoa!

You can keep your wine
There’s no beer that fills my stein
My stomach groans
For that whipped cream and marshmallows

It’s that special brew
That beats the taste of any Mountain Dew
Might burn mouth’s roof
It’s worth the agony and that’s the truth!

I’m chugging… Hot Chocolate!
When I go ski!
It’s got the flavor of the best cocoa beans!
When I’m thirsty, Coke is not in my glass
It’s Hot Chocolate! Hot Chocolate!

Those Mayans were so bright
To invent this drink I like
So much better than tea!

In a gold mug I have it enshrined
You might think… I’ve lost my mind!
Warning! That stuff has gotcha!
Once you sip you cannot flee!

To make it’s not tough!
Open the packet, Pour it in the cup!
Water is alright
But warm milk makes it a sheer delight!

Cause it’s Hot Chocolate!
My favorite drink!
Drive down to Starbucks and they’ll make it with glee
Add some nutmeg and egg nog for some class
It’s Hot Chocolate! It’s Hot Chocolate! (It’s Hot!)

[Screw your coffee break, It’s time for an instrumental break!]

When you’ve got the flu
It can kick the ass of chicken soup
Make a whole slew
Those antioxidants are helping you!

Cause it’s… Hot Chocolate!
Laced with caffeine
Down a gallon, You’re crazed as Charlie Sheen
But it’s tasty and to me it’s like crack!
It’s Hot Chocolate! Hot Chocolate!

(Hot Chocolate!) Cures all my plights
(Hot Chocolate!) I’m drinking all night
(Hot Chocolate!) That Swiss Miss has me riled
(Hot Chocolate! Hot Chocolate!) I am so far from mild!

(Hot Chocolate!) When my mouth is so dry
(Hot Chocolate!) It goes perfect with pie
(Hot Chocolate!) Makes my taste buds sting
(Hot Chocolate!) This goblet I cling!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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John Barry - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Love the Sheen verse.
Porfle Popnecker - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Needless to say, this parody makes me want to drink some hot chocolate.
Dave W. - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow ! Matthias...You raised Hot Chocolate to a totally new every time I have a hot cup, I'll have a cool song to go along with it......cheers
Blaydeman - December 25, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ahhhhhhhhh, I love da cocoa! I. LIKA. DRINKA. DA COCOA. But in all seriousness, I liked this one. It was fun to sing along to. The pacing was technically good except for some word emphasis things. There weren't any super LOL lines, but the parody as a whole is solid. I wasn't ROTFL, but it had me chuckling. Great work once again Matty! Merry Christmas to ya!
Abbott Skelding - December 29, 2011 - Report this comment
I hate coffee, so I drink hot chocolate as a replacement. Nice work!
bobpiecheese - December 30, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Holy crap, I don't think I've ever had hot chocolate, but now I totally want some! Not now, it's summer here. Still, great work here, Matthias, 555!
D-Mon - January 01, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hot and sweet, just like this parody! Great work!
Christie Marie M - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Coffee, chocolate, I drink 'em all! Great topic for this winter weather. Hot chocolate with marshmallows tastes even better and sometimes, I put a teaspoon of peanut butter in my hot cocoa as well. Very descriptive on how indulging a hot beverage is. Have yourself 555 steaming mugs of chocolate with marshmallows, trust me...drink 'em while it's hot!
K - April 13, 2015 - Report this comment
I like it I kinda borrowed it but made some changes 😂but love it😂
Jeff Reuben - December 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Blasphemy! No one rags on my coffee! Lol, great blast from the past.
bobpiecheese - December 26, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Max Power - December 26, 2017 - Report this comment
555 Celsius.

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