Fam'ly Feud
That show ain't bad
But a few things could make it better
Hey Richard, don't fool around with the guests
Don't touch their breasts, you game show pervert

Fam'ly Feud
Unlike Match Game
Not clichéd, no it's a trendsetter
The minute you pop that lame question
"What goes with gin to make it better?"

And if their answers are no-brained
Fam'ly Feud's Domain
The survey says, "Girls" it's a placeholder
Well, don't you know
Against the rules to play it cool
You need to go wild to give the answers

Fam'ly Feud!
The losers frown
But the winners, all now have chauffeurs
Your answers have filled up half of the chart
You guys weren't smart to guess them all there

As for the folks who didn't win
Fam'ly Feud's mockin'
They're waiting for next round to reform it
And now you know that it's round two, Fam'ly Feud
You're screwed! The question, "You wear this when it gets colder"

Fam'ly Feud
That guess ain't bad
But "A man's thong" was not the answer
New members, now have the chance to win
And by their grins, they're way much smarter
Smarter, smarter, smarter, smarter!!!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
Fam'ly Feud!!!