-> "Weaponizer"
Original Song Title:
"Womanizer"
Parody Song Title:
"Weaponizer"
The Lyrics
Superstore
We’ve got bombs for exploding
I know you want to look more foreboding
Flamethrowers that spew a lot of fire, That’s your gear
Everything is charred, Bid regards maybe
In your room that’s where you have got a stocked ton
Act like Bruce Campbell show off your shotgun
“Twelve gauge, double barrel, top' the line Remington! You Screwheads!”
Steel’s cobalt blue, walnut stalk, Got that?!
Weaponizer, weaponizer
You’re a weaponizer
Oh! Weaponizer
Oh! You’re a weaponizer, Baby
Boom-boom-boomstick!
Boom-boom-boomstick!
Weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer
(Weaponizer)
You’ll use them to hunt
But you have a tank, No ca-ah-ar
With a manly grunt
You’ll heave that spear to spa-ah-ar
(Boom!) You’re locked and loaded
(Boom!) Won’t sugar coat it
(Boom!) Still pretty clueless
(Boom!) You weaponizer
Got that rocket launched
And you might blow up a bah-ah-ar
Stink bombs might be raunch
Smells way worse than pickle ja-ah-ars!
(Boom!) You’re trigger happy
(Boom!) But aim is crappy
(Boom!) Blood’s gushing you’re a
(Boom!) Weaponizer
Ralphie, Bro- Wants that Red Ryder for Christmas
You’re eye you’ll shoot and so this season you are listless
You’re powerful like Dirty Harry with a Magnum now you’re scary
Their head’s off before they cough, Crazy!
At this shop, We’ve a discount now on rockets
Don’t shoplift you can’t shove these into your pockets
Grasp it, blast it, power’s flaunted
But you’d better watch out when you go shoot, you’ll be screwed, Dead guy!
Weaponizer, weapon, weaponizer
You’re a weaponizer
That Ber-ett-a
Is sure betta!
Weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer
(Weaponizer)
Those grenades you punt
Pull out the pin and run fah-ah-ar!!!
Feel lucky punk?
You might wind up with a sca-ah-ar
(Shoot!) A-Bomb is blowing
(Shoot!) D-Day’s approaching
(Shoot!) Rednecks are stupid
(Shoot!) But weaponizers
Don’t want to sound blunt
But you are a damn mor-ah-ah-on!
Pulling crazy stunts
As you juggle mines for fah-ah-un!!!!
(Shoot!) Your brain is hazy
(Shoot!) And you amaze me
(Shoot!) Where did you get this?!
(Shoot!) Weaponizer!!!
It’s not just guns got a cornucopia of swords, yeah
(Weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer)
A katana is good but I would go with the Claymore
Each can slice through your bones, Dude!
Weaponizer, weapon, Weaponizer
You’re a weaponizer
Oh weaponizer
Oh you’re a weaponizer, Crazy
In your Speedo
Launch torpedoes
Weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer
(Weaponizer)
You think that you’re tough
Want to be a GI Jo-oh-oh!!!
But you’re not that rough
You’ll cry if you stub your to-oh-oe!!!
(Boom!) Not Schwarzenegger
(Boom!) More like a beggar
(Boom!) Try to be ruthless
(Boom!) You weaponizer
Got a ton of guns
Each equipped with a la-sah-ah-ar
If your friends aren’t stunned
You’ll shock them with a tah-sar-ah-ar
(Shoot!) Soon pushing daisies
(Shoot!) Cause you’re too lazy
(Shoot!) To practice with them
(Shoot!) Weaponizer
You should just give up
Before you blow off your ar-ah-arms
Need to wear a cup
Or your nads would be in ha-ah-arm
Weaponizer, weapon, Weaponizer
You’re a weaponizer
Oh weaponizer
Oh you’re a weaponizer, Crazy
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