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Song Names -> Add a Letter To a Song Title -> T, Page 10
Add one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result. You CAN NOT add S to the end of a word to make it plural.
For example: Nine Inch Nails's "Help Me I'm In Hell" would become "Help Me I'm In Shell"
Entries Beginning with T, Page 10
Entries starting with T are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
"To Have And To Shave Not," Billy Bragg originally "To Have And To Have Not"
Explaining when a guy with a razor has stubble?
Peter
"To Have And To Have Snot," Billy Bragg originally "To Have And To Have Not"
Someone with a sinus infection?
Peter
"To Shell With Poverty," Gang Of Four originally "To Hell With Poverty"
nuwavechick
"To Shell With The Devil," Stryper originally "To Hell With The Devil"
Stacy Poole
"To Kingdom Comet," Passion Pit originally "To Kingdom Come"
Naomi Swanson
"To Know Him Is To Glove Him," The Teddy Bears originally "To Know Him Is To Love Him"
Not sure how that works
Kristin Carpenter
"To Know Him Is To Love Whim," The Teddy Bears originally "To Know Him Is To Love Him"
Kristin Carpenter
"To Know Whim Is To Love Him," The Teddy Bears originally "To Know Him Is To Love Him"
Kristin Carpenter
"To Know That I Loved You," Carole King originally "To Know That I Love You"
Candy Welty
"Two Know That I Love You," Carole King originally "To Know That I Love You"
Laura
"To Live and Dive in L.A.," Wang Chung originally "To Live and Die in L.A."
Raphael
"Two Live And Die In L.A.," Wang Chung originally "To Live And Die In L.A."
Deirdre Collins
"To Live And Diet In L.A.," Wang Chung originally "To Live And Die In L.A."
Dieting probably happens more than dining in L.A.
Regina Olsen
"To Live And Dine In L.A.," Wang Chung originally "To Live And Die In L.A."
Regina Olsen
"To Live Is To Dive," Metallica originally "To Live Is To Die"
Jim
"To Live Is To Dine," Metallica originally "To Live Is To Die"
Jim
"To Make You Feel My Glove," Garth Brooks originally "To Make You Feel My Love"
Danielle
"To Repeal Ghosts," Manic Street Preachers originally "To Repel Ghosts"
How can ghosts be repealed?
Regina Olsen
"To Share Your Lover," Fantastic Four originally "To Share Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"To Share Your Glove," Fantastic Four originally "To Share Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"Two Share Your Love," Fantastic Four originally "To Share Your Love"
Nearly the same sound, different meaning.
Boy George Michael Douglas MacArthur Park Avenue
"To Share Your Clove," Fantastic Four originally "To Share Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"Two Show I Love You," Peter And Gordon originally "To Show I Love You"
Candy Welty
"To Show I Glove You," Peter And Gordon originally "To Show I Love You"
Candy Welty
"To Sir With Glove," Lulu originally "To Sir With Love"
Peter
"To Siri With Love," Lulu originally "To Sir With Love"
Uncommonly fond of her iPhone robotic server?
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"To Sire With Love," Lulu originally "To Sir With Love"
Joe
"To Stir With Love," Lulu originally "To Sir With Love"
Isn't that what the candy man does?
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"To The Donor Of The Sun," Al Martino originally "To The Door Of The Sun"
Lydia Helton
"Top The Moon," I Am Empire originally "To The Moon"
Christina Caraway
"To The Moron And Back," Savage Garden originally "To The Moon And Back"
Yvette Bristle
"To The Rates," Trivium originally "To The Rats"
Preacher that likes Nicole
"To The Brats," Trivium originally "To The Rats"
Sarah Tonin
"To The Rants," Trivium originally "To The Rats"
Preacher that likes Nicole
"To The Rafts," Trivium originally "To The Rats"
Sarah Tonin
"Today I Dried Again," Simple Minds originally "Today I Died Again"
The new title is literally possible.
Natalie Stonecipher
"Today I Dined Again," Simple Minds originally "Today I Died Again"
New title is literally possible, unlike original.
Reese Witherfork
"Today Is A Good Day To Diet," Manowar originally "Today Is A Good Day To Die"
Charlotte Ann
"Today Is A Good Day To Dine," Manowar originally "Today Is A Good Day To Die"
Charlotte Ann
"Today Won't Go Drown In History," Enter Shikari originally "Today Won't Go Down In History"
Dana Thompkins
"Tokes," Zac Brown Band originally "Toes"
Regina Olsen
"Tomes," Zac Brown Band originally "Toes"
Penny Olivia Tyler
"Totes," Zac Brown Band originally "Toes"
Penny Olivia Tyler
"Toves," Zac Brown Band originally "Toes"
Tove = badger-like creature in 'Jabberwocky'
Old Keen Nicole
"Toiler Won The Sea," The Stranglers originally "Toiler On The Sea"
Lauren Overstreet
"Toilet Trisha," Outkast originally "Toilet Tisha"
Elsie Greer
"Tokyo Knights," Krokus originally "Tokyo Nights"
Gina Munroe
"Tomb," Chevelle originally "Tom"
Orville Greenenbacher
"Atom Ford," Jay-Z originally "Tom Ford"
Francesca Burleson
"Tom's Dinner," Suzanne Vega originally "Tom's Diner"
Serafina
"Tomorrow In Herd Eyes," Ron Sexsmith originally "Tomorrow In Her Eyes"
Jill Conrad
"Tomorrow In Hero Eyes," Ron Sexsmith originally "Tomorrow In Her Eyes"
Jill Conrad
"Tomorrow Win Her Eyes," Ron Sexsmith originally "Tomorrow In Her Eyes"
Jill Conrad
"Tomorrow In Herb Eyes," Ron Sexsmith originally "Tomorrow In Her Eyes"
Jill Conrad
"Tone Decaf," D.R.I. originally "Tone Deaf"
Samantha Wayland
"Tonight And The Reset Of My Life," Nina Gordon originally "Tonight And The Rest Of My Life"
Julia Cox
"Tonight And The Crest Of My Life," Nina Gordon originally "Tonight And The Rest Of My Life"
Julia Cox
"Tonight I Won't Bet There," Adam Wade originally "Tonight I Won't Be There"
Couldn't catch a plane to Las Vegas?
Peter
"Tonight I Won't Beg There," Adam Wade originally "Tonight I Won't Be There"
Yes, please beg somewhere else.
Peter
"Tonight My Hearth Will Be Crying," Eddie Fisher originally "Tonight My Heart Will Be Crying"
Candy Welty
"Tonight You're Maine," The Outfield originally "Tonight You're Mine"
Mary Ellen Jasper
"Tonight You're Amine," The Outfield originally "Tonight You're Mine"
Amine = organic chemical w/ N bonded to two H
Peggy Pollock
"Toot Bad," Nickelback originally "Too Bad"
No One In Particular
"Tool Bad," Nickelback originally "Too Bad"
No One In Particular
"Toot Big," Suzi Quatro originally "Too Big"
Wendy Torrance
"Tool Close," Alex Clare originally "Too Close"
Candy Welty
"Too Fair," Kylie Minogue originally "Too Far"
Candy Welty
"Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Diet," Robert Gordon originally "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die"
Peter
"Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Dine," Robert Gordon originally "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die"
Peter
"Too Shot," Kool And The Gang originally "Too Hot"
Angry Johnny
"Tool Hot To Hold," Major Lance originally "Too Hot To Hold"
Yvette Bristle
"Too Shot To Hold," Major Lance originally "Too Hot To Hold"
Peter
"Too Hot To Stomp," The Bar-Kays originally "Too Hot To Stop"
Bethany Byrd
"Too Hot To Stoop," The Bar-Kays originally "Too Hot To Stop"
Bethany Byrd
"Too Late For Sprayin'," Gordon Lightfoot originally "Too Late For Prayin'"
Candy Welty
"Too Late The Heron," John Entwistle originally "Too Late The Hero"
How predictable are wading birds, anyway?
Washington Irving Berlin Wall Flower Pot Boiler
"Too Late To Diet," The High-Lows originally "Too Late To Die"
Clara Suzette Bartilson
"Too Late To Dive," The High-Lows originally "Too Late To Die"
Carlito Syrichta
"Too Late To Dine," The High-Lows originally "Too Late To Die"
Clara Suzette Bartilson
"Too Late To Turn Black Now," Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose originally "Too Late To Turn Back Now "
Peter
"Toot Little, Too Late," JoJo originally "Too Little, Too Late"
Bob
"Too Many Crooks (Spoil The Soup)," Mick Jagger originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis
"Too Mangy Cooks (Spoil The Soup)," Mick Jagger originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis
"Too Manly Cooks (Spoil The Soup)," Mick Jagger originally "Too Many Cooks (Spoil The Soup)"
Hilary Nevis
"Too Many Fish In The Seal," Marvelettes originally "Too Many Fish In The Sea"
Did the seal overeat?
Cal Amari
"Too Many Fish Ink The Sea," The Marvelettes originally "Too Many Fish In The Sea"
Kimberly Townsend
"Too Many Fish In The Seat," Marvelettes originally "Too Many Fish In The Sea"
Cal Amari
"Too Many Fish In The Seal," The Marvelettes originally "Too Many Fish In The Sea"
Yvette Bristle
"Too Many Fish In The Seat," The Marvelettes originally "Too Many Fish In The Sea"
Yvette Bristle
"Too Many Fish In The Seam," The Marvelettes originally "Too Many Fish In The Sea"
Yvette Bristle
"Too Many Fish Win The Sea," The Marvelettes originally "Too Many Fish In The Sea"
Kimberly Townsend
"Took Many Fish In The Sea," The Marvelettes originally "Too Many Fish In The Sea"
Yvette Bristle
"Too Mangy Lovers," Crystal Gayle originally "Too Many Lovers"
Karen Smith
"Too Many Mournings," Lani Hall originally "Too Many Mornings"
Same sound, different meaning
Sheena Weston
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