Add one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result. You CAN NOT add S to the end of a word to make it plural.
For example: Nine Inch Nails's "Help Me I'm In Hell" would become "Help Me I'm In Shell"
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"'Til I Arm Myself Again," Blue Rodeo originally
"'Til I Am Myself Again" Penelope Beckinsale
"'Til My Heart Beats Down Your Donor," Europe originally
"'Til My Heart Beats Down Your Door" No less sensible than original!
Heather Brockwell
"'Til My Hearth Beats Down Your Door," Europe originally
"'Til My Heart Beats Down Your Door" Multiplication Table Tennis Elbow Macaroni Penguin
"(Find A) Treason To Believe," Rod Stewart originally
"(Find A) Reason To Believe " Peter
"(Glad I'm) Not Al Kennedy," Shona Laing originally
"(Glad I'm) Not A Kennedy" Sutch
"(He Was) Really Slaying Something," Bananarama originally
"(He Was) Really Saying Something" Alan Toyce
"(He Was) Really Spaying Something," Bananarama originally
"(He Was) Really Saying Something" Alan Toyce
"(How Could You) Bring Him Homer?," Eamon originally
"(How Could You) Bring Him Home?" Ashley Michelle McGowan
"(I Hated) Everything About You," Three Days Grace originally
"(I Hate) Everything About You" Good way to negate the original title.
Bob
"(I Love You) For Sentimental Treasons," Nat King Cole originally
"(I Love You) For Sentimental Reasons" Samantha Wayland
"(It Was) Born To Cry," Dion originally
"(I Was) Born To Cry" Candy Welty
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flamer," Elvis Presley originally
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame" Yvette Bristle
"(Marie's The Name) This Latest Flame," Elvis Presley originally
"(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame" Yvette Bristle
"(Not The) Greatest Wrapper," 1,000 Clowns originally
"(Not The) Greatest Rapper" Cassandra
"(Not The) Greatest Trapper," 1,000 Clowns originally
"(Not The) Greatest Rapper" Cassandra
"(Not The) Greatest Crapper," 1,000 Clowns originally
"(Not The) Greatest Rapper" Cassandra
"(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Baby," Otis Redding originally
"(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay" Amber Wayland
"(They Long To Be) Closer To You," The Carpenters originally
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" Serafina
You'll be a famous airplane builder.
Joe
"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right To Parity," Beastie Boys originally
"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right To Party" Cassandra
"(You Make Meg Feel Like) A Natural Woman," Aretha Franklin originally
"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" Peter
"(You Make Men Feel Like) A Natural Woman," Aretha Franklin originally
"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" You make men get in touch with their inner woman.
Peter
"(You Make Mel Feel Like) A Natural Woman," Aretha Franklin originally
"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" Mel as in short for Melissa (girl's name).
Peter
"(You Make Me Feel) Mighty Regal," Sylvester originally
"(You Make Me Feel) Mighty Real" Mallory
"(You Make Men Feel) Mighty Real," Sylvester originally
"(You Make Me Feel) Mighty Real" Amy Vodkahaus
"(You're A) Stranger Animal," Gowan originally
"(You're A) Strange Animal" Heather Brockwell
"(You're Puttin') A Crush On Me," Stephanie Mills originally
"(You're Puttin') A Rush On Me" Heather Brockwell
"(You're Puttin') A Brush On Me," Stephanie Mills originally
"(You're Puttin') A Rush On Me" Heather Brockwell
The Red Plague, of course.
U Guest It
Redheads are slighted in Blondes-Brunettes ads.
U. Guest It
Same thing, just spelled differently.
Alana
"2,000 Smiles," Pretenders originally
"2,000 Miles " And just in time for Christmas.
Peter
"The 2,000 Pound Beer," The Ventures originally
"The 2,000 Pound Bee" A mighty big beer!
Wendy Torrance
"The 2,000 Pound Beef," The Ventures originally
"The 2,000 Pound Bee" Some wild cattle, such a gaur, can get that big.
Wendy Torrance
"The 2,000 Pound Beet," The Ventures originally
"The 2,000 Pound Bee" A mighty big beet!
Wendy Torrance
"20 Dollar Noise Bleed," Fall Out Boy originally
"20 Dollar Nose Bleed" Fall Out Boy was too loud at their last concert?
Peter
"20th Century Buoy," T. Rex originally
"20th Century Boy" Renee Scoggins
"20th Century Body," T. Rex originally
"20th Century Boy" Renee Scoggins
"21 Things I Want In A Plover," Alanis Morissette originally
"21 Things I Want In A Lover" Plover = a short-billed kind of shorebird.
Heather Brockwell
"21 Things I Want In A Clover," Alanis Morissette originally
"21 Things I Want In A Lover" Heather Brockwell
"3 AM External," KLF originally
"3 AM Eternal" Lauren Overstreet
"30,000 Pounds of Bandanas," Harry Chapin originally
"30,000 Pounds of Bananas" Yvonne Sindri
"50 Ways To Leave Your Clover," Paul Simon originally
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" Peter
"50 Sways To Leave Your Lover," Paul Simon originally
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" Peter
"50 Ways To Leave Your Plover," Paul Simon originally
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" Peter
"99 Read Balloons," Nena originally
"99 Red Balloons" Not sure why they would 'read' balloons?
Peter
"99 Sways To Die," Megadeth originally
"99 Ways To Die" Peter
"99 Ways To Dine," Megadeth originally
"99 Ways To Die" Regina Olsen
"99 Ways To Dive," Megadeth originally
"99 Ways To Die" Josh
"99 Ways To Diet," Megadeth originally
"99 Ways To Die" Regina Olsen
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