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Add one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result. You CAN NOT add S to the end of a word to make it plural.

For example: Nine Inch Nails's "Help Me I'm In Hell" would become "Help Me I'm In Shell"

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 2

Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

"Hark! The Herald Angels Sting," Traditional originally "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Meg Owens
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sting," Traditional originally "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
The herald angels are bees? How frightening!
Isac
"Hark! The Herald Angels Singe," Traditional originally "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Meg Owens
"Hark, The Herald Angels Swing," Traditional originally "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Shark, the Herald Angels Sing," Traditional originally "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing"
Glory to Jaws... Or Greg Norman!
Josh
"Harm Of Swill," Bjork originally "Harm Of Will"
Amber Malone
"Harm Of Willy," Bjork originally "Harm Of Will"
Trevor Overt
"Charm Of Will," Bjork originally "Harm Of Will"
Naomi Swanson
"Harem Of Will," Bjork originally "Harm Of Will"
Naomi Swanson
"Charmless Heart," Trisha Yearwood originally "Harmless Heart"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Harmonica Generator," The Datsuns originally "Harmonic Generator"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Harper Valley PETA," Jeannie C. Riley originally "Harper Valley PTA"
Amanda Svenson
"Harrowdown Chill," Thom Yorke originally "Harrowdown Hill"
Margie
"Has Anybody Seen My Goal," The California Ramblers originally "Has Anybody Seen My Gal"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Has Anybody Seen My Gale," The California Ramblers originally "Has Anybody Seen My Gal"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Has Anyone Seen Amy Gal," The California Ramblers originally "Has Anyone Seen My Gal"
Sally Kedoula
"Has Wit Come To This?," The Streets originally "Has It Come To This?"
Veronica Persica
"Has Lit Come To This?," The Streets originally "Has It Come To This?"
Lit = short for literature
Veronica Persica
"Harsh Pipe," Weezer originally "Hash Pipe"
Julia Farda
"Hash Piper," Weezer originally "Hash Pipe"
Tiffany Furlong
"Haste," Jay-Z featuring Kanye West originally "Hate"
Courtney Mears
"Hated," Jay-Z featuring Kanye West originally "Hate"
Courtney Mears
"Hater," Jay-Z featuring Kanye West originally "Hate"
Courtney Mears
"Hater (I Really Don't Like You)," Plain White T's originally "Hate (I Really Don't Like You)"
And who could be blamed for not liking a hater?
Thessaly Danes
"Hate Moe," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
Bart Simpson seems to, since he prank-calls him.
Ed
"Hate Men," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
the angry feminist anthem
JP
"Hate Mel Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Peter
"Hate Me Snow," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
With winter coming soon?
Peter
"Hate Moe Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Homer is getting tired of that tavern?
Peter
"Hate Men Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
More angry feminism.
Peter
"Hated My Life," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
Now, he just has a dislike of his life.
Peter
"Hate That I Glove You," Rihanna originally "Hate That I Love You"
I hate when people do that to me, as well.
Peter
"Hated That I Love You," Rihanna originally "Hate That I Love You"
Now, that love is a slight tolerance of you?
Peter
"Hate This Palace," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Hate This Placer," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Someone who had bad time in Placer County, CA?
Peter
"Hate To Say I Told You Sow," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Those pigs never listen.
Peter
"Hate To Slay I Told You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Interesting reason for sword play.
Peter
"Hated To Say I Told You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Now it is past tense.
Wendy Torrance
"Hateful Of Rain," Del Amitri originally "Hatful Of Rain"
Jonathan S.
"Chats Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
As in an internet chat signing off to Larry.
Jen
"Haunting Mel," Stabbing Westward originally "Haunting Me"
Halloweena Jolie
"Haunting Men," Stabbing Westward originally "Haunting Me"
Halloweena Jolie
"Heave A Heart," Bonnie Raitt originally "Have A Heart"
Naomi Swanson
"Have A Hearth," Bonnie Raitt originally "Have A Heart"
John
"Have A Wholly Jolly Christmas," Burl Ives originally "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas"
Erika Clarkson
"Have A Little Faith In Men," John Hiatt originally "Have A Little Faith In Me"
Serafina
"Have A Little Faith In Meg," John Hiatt originally "Have A Little Faith In Me"
Serafina
"Have I Strayed Away Too Long?," Perry Como originally "Have I Stayed Away Too Long?"
Serafina
"Have I The Fright?," The Honeycombs originally "Have I The Right?"
Halloweena Jolie
"Halve It All," Foo Fighters originally "Have It All"
Josh
"Shave It All," Foo Fighters originally "Have It All"
Lizzie
"Halve Mercy On Me," The Black Keys originally "Have Mercy On Me"
Be only half as merciful? Why ask for THAT?
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"Heave Mercy On Me," The Black Keys originally "Have Mercy On Me"
Geez -- might not be a good kind of mercy!
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"Have You Ever Gloved A Woman," Derek And The Dominos originally "Have You Ever Loved A Woman"
Peter
"Have You Never Loved A Woman," Derek And The Dominos originally "Have You Ever Loved A Woman"
Peter
"Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bald," Def Leppard originally "Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad"
Lightning Rod Blagojevich
"Have You Ever Seen The Train?," Creedence Clearwater Revival originally "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?"
Heather Brockwell
"Have You Ever Seen The Brain?," Creedence Clearwater Revival originally "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?"
Was a Star Trek ep,Brain, brain, what is brain!
Peter
"Have You Ever Seen The Grain?," Creedence Clearwater Revival originally "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?"
Heather Brockwell
"Have You Never Seen The Rain?," Creedence Clearwater Revival originally "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?"
Peter
"Have You Ever Seen The Drain?," Creedence Clearwater Revival originally "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?"
Heather Brockwell
"Have You Never?," Brandy originally "Have You Ever?"
Bob
"Have You Fled The Fish?," Badly Drawn Boy originally "Have You Fed The Fish?"
Some fierce kind of fish?
Wendy Torrance
"Have You Seen Here," The Chi-Lites originally "Have You Seen Her"
Not until I got here.
Peter
"Have You Seen Herb," The Chi-Lites originally "Have You Seen Her"
If you see him tell him we're looking for him.
St. Charles Schulz
"Have You Seen Cher," The Chi-Lites originally "Have You Seen Her"
Peter
"Have You Seen Herb," The Chi-Lites originally "Have You Seen Her"
Jane Farnsworth
"Halve Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," Judy Garland originally "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Done with knifes you get for Christmas!
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Haven't Got Time For The Plain," Carly Simon originally "Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
Only the fancy for me, thank you
Natasha Bly
"Haven't Got Time For The Palin," Carly Simon originally "Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
So true...we don't have time for Sarah Palin
Mr. X
"Haven't Got Time For The Paint," Carly Simon originally "Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
Waddle Dee
"Havin' Fund," Dion originally "Havin' Fun"
Alyssa Jayne
"Havin' Funk," Dion originally "Havin' Fun"
Alyssa Jayne
"Shaving a Blast," Green Day originally "Having a Blast"
That... doesn't make sense...
Lizzie
"Hem," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hew," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Candy Welty
"Hey," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Serafina
"Hue," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Candy Welty
"She," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Peter
"Hen," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Regina Olsen
"Hoe," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Candy Welty
"Hex," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Regina Olsen
"The," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Incomplete-sounding song title!
Regina Olsen
"Her," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Regina Olsen
"He Ain't Given You None," Freddie Scott originally "He Ain't Give You None"
Candy Welty
"She Ain't Give You None," Freddie Scott originally "He Ain't Give You None"
Candy Welty
"She Can Only Hold Her," Amy Winehouse originally "He Can Only Hold Her"
Amy Housewine
"He Can Only Hold Herb," Amy Winehouse originally "He Can Only Hold Her"
Amy Housewine
"He Can Only Hold Cher," Amy Winehouse originally "He Can Only Hold Her"
Kerianne Hopkins
"He Can't Glove You," Michael Stanley Band originally "He Can't Love You"
Peter
"He Died With Me ," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Happened the night the lights went out in Georgia?
Peter
"He Did Witch Me," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Peter
"She Did With Me," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Alyssa Jayne
"He Did With Men," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Alyssa Jayne
"He Did With Meg," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Alyssa Jayne
"He Did With Mel," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Alyssa Jayne
"He Has Made Me Gland," The Maranatha Singers originally "He Has Made Me Glad"
Made me gland?!?
Connie Brady
"He Has Made Men Glad," The Maranatha Singers originally "He Has Made Me Glad"
Peter
"She Has Made Me Glad," The Maranatha Singers originally "He Has Made Me Glad"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"She Is My Everything," Connie Smith originally "He Is My Everything"
Yvette Bristle

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