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Add one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result. You CAN NOT add S to the end of a word to make it plural.

For example: Nine Inch Nails's "Help Me I'm In Hell" would become "Help Me I'm In Shell"

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 9

Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

"Houser At Pooh Corner," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band originally "House At Pooh Corner"
Houser = administrator of a housing project
Chelsea Dunn
"Housed At Pooh Corner," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band originally "House At Pooh Corner"
Chelsea Dunn
"House At Pooh Scorner," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band originally "House At Pooh Corner"
Chelsea Dunn
"Louse Of A Thousand Guitars," Willie Nile originally "House Of A Thousand Guitars"
I bet lice CAN'T play guitars!
Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
"Mouse Of A Thousand Guitars," Willie Nile originally "House Of A Thousand Guitars"
Does the mouse play all of them?
Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
"Horse Of A Thousand Guitars," Willie Nile originally "House Of A Thousand Guitars"
Does the horse play all of them?
Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
"House Off Bamboo," Earl Grant originally "House Of Bamboo"
Candy Welty
"Houser Of Bamboo," Earl Grant originally "House Of Bamboo"
Candy Welty
"Housed Of Bamboo," Earl Grant originally "House Of Bamboo"
Candy Welty
"House Off Cards," Richard Thompson originally "House Of Cards"
Regina Olsen
"House Of Chards," Richard Thompson originally "House Of Cards"
Chard = a type of beet
Samantha Wayland
"House Of Funk," Madness originally "House Of Fun"
Taylor Dadsen
"House Oft Glass," The Warlocks originally "House Of Glass"
But occasionally of some other material -- bizarre
Kelly Blythe
"House Off Glass," Warlocks originally "House Of Glass"
Probably a better place to build a house
Helena Hoover
"At House Of Gold," Connie Smith originally "A House Of Gold"
Yvette Bristle
"A House Off Gold," Connie Smith originally "A House Of Gold"
Yvette Bristle
"House Of Jealous Plovers," Rapture originally "House Of Jealous Lovers"
Oh, those jealous shorebirds!
Tiffany Furlong
"House Of Jealous Louvers," Rapture originally "House Of Jealous Lovers"
Louver = slat, as of a blind or shutter
Tiffany Furlong
"Houser Of Jealous Lovers," Rapture originally "House Of Jealous Lovers"
Tiffany Furlong
"House Of Jealous Clovers," Rapture originally "House Of Jealous Lovers"
Tiffany Furlong
"House Off Jealous Lovers," Rapture originally "House Of Jealous Lovers"
Tiffany Furlong
"House Of Palin," Faster Pussycat originally "House Of Pain"
Once applied to the Governor's mansion in Alaska
Rychendroll
"House Of Paint," Faster Pussycat originally "House Of Pain"
Rychendroll
"House Of Stranglers," Jim Gilstrap originally "House Of Strangers"
Alyssa Jayne
"House Of The Rinsing Sun," The Animals originally "House Of The Rising Sun"
Kin Tomita-Duarte
"House Of The Raising Sun," The Animals originally "House Of The Rising Sun"
Actually, it would be similar in meaning...
Serafina
"House Of Woody," Mandrill originally "House Of Wood"
Now identifies house's owner, not it's material
Olivia Tame
"House Off Wood," Mandrill originally "House Of Wood"
Olivia Tame
"Houser Of Wood," Mandrill originally "House Of Wood"
Olivia Tame
"Housed Shoes," The Bar-Kays originally "House Shoes"
Yvette Bristle
"A House, A Cart And A Wedding Ring," Dale Hawkins originally "A House, A Car And A Wedding Ring"
Alyssa Jayne
"A House, A Carp And A Wedding Ring," Dale Hawkins originally "A House, A Car And A Wedding Ring"
Alyssa Jayne
"A House, A Care And A Wedding Ring," Dale Hawkins originally "A House, A Car And A Wedding Ring"
Alyssa Jayne
"A House, A Card And A Wedding Ring," Dale Hawkins originally "A House, A Car And A Wedding Ring"
Alyssa Jayne
"A House, A Scar And A Wedding Ring," Dale Hawkins originally "A House, A Car And A Wedding Ring"
Alyssa Jayne
"Houston (I'm Comin' To Seek You)," Glen Campbell originally "Houston (I'm Comin' To See You)"
Yvette Bristle
"Howl Bizarre," O.M.C. originally "How Bizarre"
What a bizarre kind of howl!
Eileen Wright
"Chow Bizarre," OMC originally "How Bizarre"
Wendy Torrance
"How Can I Be Sucre?," The Young Rascals originally "How Can I Be Sure?"
Hard for a person to be the capital of Bolivia
Wendy Torrance
"How Can I Be Sucre?," The Young Rascals originally "How Can I Be Sure?"
I don't think you CAN be the capital of Bolivia.
Vicky Norton
"How Can It Be Sure?," The Young Rascals originally "How Can I Be Sure?"
Wendy Torrance
"How Can It Fall?," Breathe originally "How Can I Fall?"
Mare Ego Round
"How Can Id Fall?," Breathe originally "How Can I Fall?"
Harriet Henderson
"How Can I Keep From Stinging," Enya originally "How Can I Keep From Singing"
She turns into a bee
Natasha
"How Can I Meet Herb?," Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Regina Olsen
"How Can It Meet Her?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Candy Welty
"How Can Di Meet Her?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"How Can I Meet Here?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Candy Welty
"How Can Id Meet Her?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"How Can I Meet Hero?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Candy Welty
"How Can I Meet Cher?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Candy Welty
"How Can I Meet Herd?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Candy Welty
"How Can We Be Plovers," Michael Bolton originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Grow some wings?
Peter
"How Can We Be Clovers," Michael Bolton originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Go sit out in a field somewhere?
Peter
"How Can We Beg Lovers?," Michael Bolton originally "How Can We Be Lovers?"
Hayley Spalding
"How Can You Mend A Broken Hearth," The Bee Gees originally "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Peter Warren
"How Deep Is Your Glove," The Bee Gees originally "How Deep Is Your Love"
baa
"Chow Do Ya Like Me Now," Toby Keith originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
Asking food what it thinks of you?
Rychendroll
"How Do Ya Like Mel Now," Toby Keith originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
Rychendroll
"How Do Ya Like Men Now," Toby Keith originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
Rychendroll
"How Do Ya Like Med Now," Toby Keith originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
said the nurse to the patient
Rychendroll
"How Do Ya Like Meg Now," Toby Keith originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
Rychendroll
"Howl Do Ya Like Me Now," Toby Keith originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
for the werewolves out there
Rychendroll
"How Do You Doo?," Mouth And MacNeal originally "How Do You Do?"
That is, How do you fix your hair?
Sheila Oh
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Marina?," Cast of The Sound of Music originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Serafina
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Marisa?," Cast of The Sound of Music originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Cheryl Jordan
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Marian?," Cast of The Sound of Music originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Cheryl Jordan
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mariah?," Cast of The Sound of Music originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Cheryl Jordan
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Marcia?," Cast of The Sound of Music originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Cheryl Jordan
"How Do You Stalk To An Angel?," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel?"
Brittany James
"How Do You Talk To Any Angel?," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel?"
Serafina
"How Do You Talk To An Angela?," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel?"
Might start with "Hello, Angela"
Carmen Stokes
"How Do You Talk To An Angelo?," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel?"
Might start with "Hello, Angelo"
Carmen Stokes
"How Does Itt Feel," Avril Lavigne originally "How Does It Feel"
I'd ask him, but I don't understand Cousin Itt.
Peter
"How Does Fit Feel," Avril Lavigne originally "How Does It Feel"
Said by all of those who need to lose weight.
Peter
"How Does Zit Feel," Avril Lavigne originally "How Does It Feel"
Peter
"How Does Kit Feel To Be Back?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Black?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Bet Back?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Beg Back?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Fair?," Martina McBride originally "How Far?"
Candy Welty
"Show Glad I Am," Kiki Dee originally "How Glad I Am"
Show a film called "Glad I Am"
Yvette Bristle
"How Glad I Aim," Kiki Dee originally "How Glad I Am"
Yvette Bristle
"How Great Is Your God," Chris Tomlin originally "How Great Is Our God"
Ruby Spinel
"How Great Is Our Gold," Chris Tomlin originally "How Great Is Our God"
Ruby Spinel
"How Great Is Our Good," Chris Tomlin originally "How Great Is Our God"
Ruby Spinel
"How Great Thou Fart," Traditional originally "How Great Thou Art"
Sorry, I had to let it out!
No Name Given
"How I Miss Your Baby," Bobby Womack originally "How I Miss You Baby"
Serafina
"Show Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Show WHAT for long?
Iris Green
"Chow Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Barry Amassa Tate
"Howl Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Some coyotes do that.
Dionne Peacewick
"How Mandy Licks," Lil Kim originally "How Many Licks"
Jessica Junderworth
"How Manly Tears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Kayla Stewart
"How Mangy Tears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Kayla Stewart
"Show Many Tears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Adrienne Schnell
"How Many Times Can One Hearth Break," Ginny Arnell originally "How Many Times Can One Heart Break"
Heather Brockwell
"How Much A Dollar Coast," Kendrick Lamar originally "How Much A Dollar Cost"
Generally money doesn't coast very far.
Marilyn Westbury
"How Much Can A Lonely Heart Strand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Wendy Torrance
"How Much Can A Lonely Hearth Stand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Candy Welty
"How Mulch I Feel," Ambrosia originally "How Much I Feel"
Someone's been falling sleep on the lawn again?
Eac Zeffron

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