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1970s
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should be Benson, yeah
Original Lyrics:
You should be dancing, yeah
Cornelius Bros. And Sister Rose's, "Treat Her Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't Flamin' Richie look my way.
Original Lyrics:
Don't blame her if she looks my way.
Elvis Presley's, "Don't Cry Daddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Montana's still wet
Original Lyrics:
My pillow stll wet
Elvis Presley's, "I've Got a Thing About You Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a long time ago
Original Lyrics:
Since a long time ago
Elvis Presley's, "Moody Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby got your number
Original Lyrics:
Bettin' on the number
Elvis Presley's, "My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't violate
Original Lyrics:
I did it my way
Elvis Presley's, "Promised Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as you're bored
or
Sure as you're gone
Original Lyrics:
Sure as you're born
Elvis Presley's, "Separate Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just not white for each other
Original Lyrics:
We're just not right for each other
Elvis Presley's, "Way Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights are gonna dim
Original Lyrics:
The lights are goin' dim
Helen Reddy's, "Delta Dawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then a man with a load of grease stood by her side.
Original Lyrics:
Then a man with a load of grief stood by her side.
Quincy Jones', "Stuff Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walked in the door
Original Lyrics:
Walked in the joint
Showaddywaddy's, "Under the Moon of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your ass shines so brightly Under the moon of love
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes shine so brightly Under the moon of love
The Guess Who's, "American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna leave you, woman
By five, by five
By five, by five
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna leave you, woman
Bye-bye, bye-bye
Bye-bye, bye-bye
The Poppy Family's, "Which Way You Goin' Billy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though I'm drivin'
Original Lyrics:
And though I'm tryin'
 
1980s
2 Live Crew's, "Hoochie Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big booty holes!
Original Lyrics:
Big booty hoes!
Belinda Carlisle's, "Heaven Is a Place on Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Haiti is a place on Earth
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my hat
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand
Eddy Grant's, "Gimme Hope Jo'Anna"
Misheard Lyrics:
She even knows how to swing for Kenya
Original Lyrics:
She even knows how to swing opinion
Elvis Presley's, "Guitar Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dance the YMCA
Original Lyrics:
Got a room at the YMCA
John Lennon's, "Watching the Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in the future
Original Lyrics:
Lost in confusion
Pepsi & Shirlie's, "Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
No family tales
Original Lyrics:
No fairy tales
Pet Shop Boys feat. Dusty Springfield's, "What Have I Done to Deserve This?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't always run from a good thing
Original Lyrics:
Can't always work for a living
Misheard Lyrics:
Or head on out the dome
Original Lyrics:
Or head on out the door
Quincy Jones and James Ingram's, "One Hundred Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fry a hundred eggs
Original Lyrics:
Find one hundred ways
Shakin' Stevens', "You Drive Me Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time you're horny
Original Lyrics:
Every time you hold me
Shirley Murdock's, "As We Lay"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we swept the night away
Original Lyrics:
As we slept the night away
Todd Rundgren's, "Bang the Drum All Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever since I was abominable
Original Lyrics:
Ever since I was a tiny boy
Yes', "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Owner of the Trojan horse OR Owner of the Trojan heart
Original Lyrics:
Owner of a lonely heart
 
1990s
Gabrielle's, "Give Me a Little More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
That you really can
or
That you really can't
Original Lyrics:
That you really cared
Mase Featuring Total's, "What You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me one-on-one
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you want
Meat Loaf's, "Not a Dry Eye in the House"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's not a tie-dye
Original Lyrics:
And there's not a dry eye
Misheard Lyrics:
On Nick Jr.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be good to you
Quincy Jones', "The Secret Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me your favorite
Original Lyrics:
Tell me your secret
Steps', "Better Best Forgotten"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only you bread my mind, you'd see I was hurt inside
Original Lyrics:
If only you read my mind, you'd see I was hurt inside
Steps', "Better Best Forgotten"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only you break my mind, you'd see I was hurt inside
Original Lyrics:
If only you read my mind, you'd see I was hurt inside
Steps', "Better Best Forgotten"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only you read my mind, you'd see I was hurt inside
Original Lyrics:
If only you read my mind, you'd see I was hurt inside
Steps', "Better Best Forgotten"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only you red my mind, you'd see I was hurt inside
Original Lyrics:
If only you read my mind, you'd see I was hurt inside
Steps', "Better Best Forgotten"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only you wreck my mind, you'd see I was hurt inside
Original Lyrics:
If only you read my mind, you'd see I was hurt inside
Theme Songs', "Mighty Machines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Body Machines
Original Lyrics:
Mighty Machines
Usher's, "Nice & Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer lawn
Original Lyrics:
So long
Wyclef Jean's, "Gone Till November"
Misheard Lyrics:
School and slumber
Original Lyrics:
School in the summer
 
2000s
Akon Featuring Snoop Dogg's, "I Wanna Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You already go
Original Lyrics:
You already know
Franz Ferdinand's, "Do You Want To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the water
Original Lyrics:
Do you, do you want to?
Misheard Lyrics:
Pyramid
Original Lyrics:
Period
Kid Rock's, "Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
The year has shifted
Original Lyrics:
The Earth has shifted
Missy Elliott's, "Work It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it working?
Original Lyrics:
Is it worth it?
Sean Paul's, "Infiltrate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken
Original Lyrics:
Check it
Weezer's, "Beverly Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Headache pills
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
 
2010s
Justin Timberlake's, "Can't Stop The Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
It goes electric, baby, when I turn it on
Original Lyrics:
It goes electric, wavy, when I turn it on
 
misc
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm always yours (Stop playin' with 'em, Riot) Ooh whoa My name is the Barbie And I really don't know how to party Pink Venti, I'm ready to bend It's a ten so I get a big Ken like Jazzie, Stacie, Nickie All of them pretties think they pretty All of the Barbie is bad It growls (it growls) and it ain't catchin' that
Original Lyrics:
I'm always yours (Stop playin' with 'em, Riot) Ooh whoa And I'm bad like the Barbie (Barbie) I'm a doll, but I still wanna party (party) Pink 'Vette like I'm ready to bend (bend) I'm a ten, so I pull in a Ken Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki (grrah) All of the Barbies is pretty (damn) All of the Barbies is bad It girls (It girls) and we ain't playin' tag (grrah)

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