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1960s
Beatles', "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy's in the sky and diamonds.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Brenton Wood's, "Gimme Little Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a little slander.
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a little sign girl.
Chris Farlowe's, "Out of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giving up your social world
You can't come back, be the first in line, oh yeah
You're out of sleet, my baby
My poor and tragic baby
OR
My poor unnatural baby
Original Lyrics:
Giving up your social whirl
You can't come back, be the first in line, oh yeah
You're obsolete, my baby
My poor unfaithful baby
The Beau Brummels', "Laugh, Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye bye, before I die.
Original Lyrics:
Laugh laugh, I thought I'd die.
 
1970s
Bay City Rollers', "Money Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sly as a fox
Original Lyrics:
Snide as a fox
Blondie's, "Hanging on the Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had to interrupt this fascist conversation
Original Lyrics:
I had to interrupt and stop this conversation
Chicory Tip's, "Son of My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
South of the border
Original Lyrics:
Son of my father
Commercial's, "Oscar Mayer Bologna"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bunny has a first name
Original Lyrics:
My bologna has a first name
George Harrison's, "Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me go
Original Lyrics:
Help me cope
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’ve got today, baby
Original Lyrics:
You’ve got to change, baby
Steve Miller Band's, "Swingtown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Condom dance
or
Come on down
Original Lyrics:
Come on and dance
War's, "Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids are all ancient
Original Lyrics:
Kids of all ages
 
1980s
Benny Mardones', "Into the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I should write
Original Lyrics:
If I could fly
Billy Ocean's, "Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parabou queen
Original Lyrics:
Caribbean queen
Devo's, "Whip It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step on the brake, break your mama's back.
Original Lyrics:
Step on a crack, break your mama's back.
Irene Cara's, "Flashdance... What A Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a feeling, I am losing ground
Original Lyrics:
What a feeling, I am music now
Journey's, "Mother, Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, mother, father, sister
Hey, come back, tryin', believin'
Hey, mother, father, Athena
Original Lyrics:
Hey, mother, father, sister
Hey, come back, tryin', believin'
Hey, mother, father, dreamer
Journey's, "Natural Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, love has gone
It's a natural thing (it's a natural thing)
It's a natural thing (such a natural thing)
It's a natural thing
Too late, too late
Original Lyrics:
Well, love has gone
It's a natural thing (it's a natural thing)
It's a natural thing (such a natural thing)
It's a natural thing
Julie, Julie
Pet Shop Boys and Dusty Springfield's, "What Have I Done to Deserve This?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How am I gonna get you?
or
How am I gonna forget you?
Original Lyrics:
How am I gonna get through?
The Motels', "Suddenly Last Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It gives me Vagisil
Original Lyrics:
It keeps me standing still
Thompson Twins', "Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rice, rice, rice, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Lies, lies, lies, yeah!
 
1990s
Counting Crows', "Mr. Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister, don't tell me
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Jones and me
Happy Mondays', "Step On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna stamp on the fire, he can't change your desire
Don't you know he can't make you forget you're the man?
Original Lyrics:
Gonna stamp out your fire, he can change your desire
Don't you know he can make you forget you're a man?
Kid Rock's, "Bawitdaba"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is K! K-Rock!
Original Lyrics:
My name is Kid! Kid Rock!
Nightcrawlers', "Push the Feeling On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Delighted again,
Delighted through and through.
Original Lyrics:
Their lives again,
Their li-pull us through
Nightcrawlers', "Push the Feeling On"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're lives-ing again, they're Nightcroolers
Original Lyrics:
Their lives again
Their Li, to pull us through
TLC's, "Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look him in the ass
Original Lyrics:
Look him in the eyes
TLC's, "No Scrubs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want no skirt
Original Lyrics:
I don't want no scrubs
TLC's, "Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go pasting moth balls
Original Lyrics:
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Tal Bachman's, "She's So High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Queen of Diamonds, Jack of Hearts or Ace of Diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite
Technotronic's, "Pump Up The Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh why, a bad mistake
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a place to stay.
Third Eye Blind's, "Semi-Charmed Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Erection, her one motivation
Original Lyrics:
Ovation, her own motivation.
 
2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "My Happy Ending"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nice to know you had it all
That's the watching as I fall
And Father me know you were Son
Original Lyrics:
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done
Foo Fighters', "Times Like These"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I’m a one-way motor way
I’m the one that drives away
Then follows you back home
Original Lyrics:
I, I’m a one-way motor way
I’m the road that drives away
Then follows you back home
Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys', "Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
A new law
Original Lyrics:
In New York
Kid Rock's, "All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing "Sweet Home Alabama" on the summer lawn
Original Lyrics:
Singing "Sweet Home Alabama" all summer long
Kid Rock's, "Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick like Al Roker
Original Lyrics:
Thick like Al Roker
Linkin Park's, "Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know, she was just like the bay
With someone disappointed it all
Original Lyrics:
But I know, you were just like me
With someone disappointed in you
My Chemical Romance's, "Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
But wears your heart
But wears your heart
But wears your Danone
To chase that part
To chase that pie
To taste!
Original Lyrics:
But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
But where's your, and I know
To change that part
To change that part
To change!
Sheryl Crow's, "Soak Up the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna surf up the sun
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna soak up the sun
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just lost the baby in the shake-up
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars and fade away the shake-up.
 
2010s
Alicia Keys', "Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can rape you there
Original Lyrics:
If I can make it there
Linkin Park's, "Guilty All the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're guilty all the sea, to take, to be the shake
You want to point your finger,
But there's no one else to play
Original Lyrics:
You're guilty all the same, too sick to be ashamed
You want to point your finger,
But there's no one else to blame
Linkin Park's, "The Catalyst"
Misheard Lyrics:
FASFA the world of you and I
With ocean's breathe into the star
Original Lyrics:
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky
Linkin Park's, "The Catalyst"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like memories in cold the grey
Transformations echoing away
F*** from the world of you and I
With ocean's breathe into the star
Original Lyrics:
Like memories in cold decay
Transmissions echoing away
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky
Meghan Trainor's, "Made You Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Tamagotchi, aww
Original Lyrics:
I could have my Gucci on
Phoebe Bridgers', "Scott Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked you, "How is your sister?
I heard she got third-degree"
Original Lyrics:
I asked you, "How is your sister?
I heard she got her degree"
 
misc
BTS's, "Dynamite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining through the city with a little f*cking sun
Original Lyrics:
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets', "Hats Off to the Green Bins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hats of for everything budding
Original Lyrics:
Hats off for Edwin Beard Budding
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets', "Tripolasaur"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mutate
A shyga
Enhanced with
Original Lyrics:
New day
Fresh angle
Enhancement

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