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Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 8, 2021

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1960s
Theme Songs', "The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's the story from another lady
Original Lyrics:
Here's the story of a lovely lady
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Angeleyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look into his angry eyes
Original Lyrics:
Look into his angeleyes
Barry Manilow's, "Copacabana (At the Copa)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's the disco
But not for robots
Original Lyrics:
Now it's the disco
But not for Lola
Bee Gees', "Lonely Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where would I be without my Lola?
Original Lyrics:
Where would I be without my woman?
Beginning of the End's, "Funky Nassau"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funky NASA
Original Lyrics:
Funky Nassau
Genesis', "Follow You Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one single cheer
Original Lyrics:
Just one single tear
Hot Chocolate's, "Love is Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we care
Original Lyrics:
And with care
Hot Chocolate's, "You Could've Been a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where you've grown into
Original Lyrics:
Where you're going to
Jackson 5's, "Dancing Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Pepsi machine
or
She's a vending machine
Original Lyrics:
She's a dancing machine
Kool & the Gang's, "Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t go to me
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Boogie
Radio Theme Songs', "American Top 40"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids from coast to coast
Original Lyrics:
The hits from coast to coast
Steely Dan's, "Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the random milk and honey
Original Lyrics:
In the land of milk and honey
The Clash's, "English Civil War"
Misheard Lyrics:
A woman's eye and Cheryl Tiegs
Original Lyrics:
A woman's eye will shed a tear
The Clash's, "Remote Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the City Hall
Original Lyrics:
From the Civic Hall
The Clash's, "Tommy Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't gonna chew the place up
Original Lyrics:
Ain't gonna shoot the place up
The Clash's, "White Riot"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the power's in the van
Original Lyrics:
All the power's in the hands
Theme Songs', "The Bugaloos"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Bungalows
Original Lyrics:
The Bugaloos
 
1980s
Misheard Lyrics:
Break the law
Original Lyrics:
Like a rock
Bobby Brown's, "On Our Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I find out that nothing is kidding
Original Lyrics:
Now I find out that nothing is given
Dire Straits', "Brothers in Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this song's gone to hell
Original Lyrics:
Now the sun's gone to hell
Dire Straits', "Private Investigations"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a misery to me
Original Lyrics:
It's a mystery to me
Dire Straits', "Romeo and Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said I love you like the stars of love
Original Lyrics:
You said I love you like the stars above
Dire Straits', "Your Latest Trick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between the satin bows and their bells
Original Lyrics:
Between the satin beaus and their belles
Genesis', "That's All"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only a dream, that's all
Original Lyrics:
It's only a shame, that's all
Genesis', "That's All"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only a train, that's all
Original Lyrics:
It's only a shame, that's all
Kool & the Gang's, "Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s the only one for me
Original Lyrics:
She’s the one, the one for me
Michael Jackson's, "Human Nature"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then let me say goodbye
Original Lyrics:
Then let me take a bite
Steely Dan's, "Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's Lisa Franklin
Original Lyrics:
That's 'retha Franklin
 
1990s
10,000 Maniacs', "Few and Far Between"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a body, Roseanne
Original Lyrics:
I'm a body frozen
Alice Deejay's, "Better Off Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think you're better on the road?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think you're better off alone?
Celine Dion's, "If You Asked Me To"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I needed, needed to be a freak
Original Lyrics:
I said I needed, needed to be free
Charles & Eddie's, "24-7-365"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promises Brooklyn instead
Original Lyrics:
Promises broken instead
Charles & Eddie's, "House Is Not a Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I made a T-bone steak
Original Lyrics:
I know I made a few mistakes
Charles & Eddie's, "N.Y.C. (Can You Believe This City)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you believe this CD
or
Can you believe it's easy
Original Lyrics:
Can you believe this city
Dire Straits', "Calling Elvis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did he leave the villain
Or can he come to the ghost?
Original Lyrics:
Did he leave the building
Or can he come to the phone?
Disney's 'The Lion King''s, "Hakuna Matata"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no passing phrase
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no passing craze
Fiona Apple's, "Shadowboxer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may need a shadow boss baby
Original Lyrics:
You made me a shadowboxer, baby
Mariah Carey's, "Dreamlover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some destiny
Original Lyrics:
I need you so desperately
SWV's, "Right Here (Human Nature Radio Mix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Know what I can do?
Original Lyrics:
No one can do
Snap!'s, "Rhythm Is a Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel is a dancer
or
Revolution dancer
Original Lyrics:
Rhythm is a dancer
Technotronic's, "Pump Up the Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a flight attendant
Original Lyrics:
I want a place to stay
 
2000s
Cast of Barney & Friends', "The Dino Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody start twisting a turnip
Original Lyrics:
Everybody start twisting and turning
KT Tunstall's, "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, my hot-headed brother in the early hours
Original Lyrics:
And my heart hit a problem in the early hours
Maroon 5's, "She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t like standing every day
Original Lyrics:
I don’t mind spending every day
Maroon 5's, "Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday morning rain is coming
Original Lyrics:
Sunday morning rain is falling
Rob Thomas', "Lonely No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be holy no more
Original Lyrics:
I don’t wanna be lonely no more
Rob Thomas', "Streetcorner Symphony"
Misheard Lyrics:
So come on, Rover
Original Lyrics:
So come on over
Rob Thomas', "This is How a Heart Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was scanning
Original Lyrics:
I was stranded
 
2010s
Maroon 5's, "Misery"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna get your bags
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna get you back
 
christian
Mary Mary's, "Shackles (Praise You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a fraction of the pizza, I can dance
Original Lyrics:
Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance

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