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1960s
Buffalo Springfield's, "For What It's Worth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it's time we stop and say, "What's that sound?"
Original Lyrics:
I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound?
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Happy New Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the moment seems so brave
Original Lyrics:
And the morning seems so gray
Cheap Trick's, "I Want You to Want Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been a long time since a pretty little girl was dying
Original Lyrics:
Feeling all alone without a friend. You know you feel like.dyin
Cheap Trick's, "I Want You to Want Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been a long time since a pretty little girl was dyin
Original Lyrics:
Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I, see you cryin'
Dave Loggins', "Please Come to Boston"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please come to Denville
Original Lyrics:
Please come to Denver
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Shining Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shennen stop for you to see.
Original Lyrics:
Shining star for you to see.
Eric Carmen's, "All By Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living at home
Original Lyrics:
Living alone
Firefall's, "You Are the Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw her faith
Original Lyrics:
I saw her face
Jimmy Buffett's, "Cheeseburger in Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't even dare
Original Lyrics:
Warm beer and bread
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nigger named SpongeBob
Original Lyrics:
Nibbling on sponge cake
Jose Feliciano's, "Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a movie has begun
Original Lyrics:
And a new day has begun
Seals & Crofts', "Summer Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing through the jazz through my mind
Original Lyrics:
Blowing through the jasmine through my mind
The Rolling Stones', "Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been slippery all along
Original Lyrics:
I've been sleeping all alone
Wild Cherry's, "Play That Funky Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
play that puppy music
Original Lyrics:
Play that funky music.
 
1980s
Al B. Sure!'s, "Night and Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I feel about diaper day
Original Lyrics:
How I feel about you night and day
Anita Baker's, "Sweet Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear me crying out your name
Original Lyrics:
Hear me calling out your name
Billy Idol's, "Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes ripped out her face
Original Lyrics:
Eyes without a face
Blondie 's, "The Tide Is High"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tide is high, and I want Kia-ora
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high
But I'm holding on.
Christopher Cross', "All Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my teeth are gonna make it
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's all right, I think we're gonna make it
Christopher Cross', "Ride Like the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time this week
Original Lyrics:
My body's weak
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saline
Original Lyrics:
Sailing
Christopher Cross', "Think of Laura"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afraid of a friend
Original Lyrics:
A friend of a friend
Jeffrey Osborne's, "You Should Be Mine (The Woo Woo Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary Lou Lou Lou
Original Lyrics:
Can you woo woo woo?
Joe Jackson's, "Steppin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breathing, steppin' out
Original Lyrics:
Me, babe, steppin' out
Kenny Loggins', "Footloose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been working so hard
I'm washing, my car
Original Lyrics:
Been working so hard
I'm punching my card
Sade's, "The Sweetest Taboo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every tally
Original Lyrics:
If I tell you
The Cult's, "Soldier Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know it's gonna be Alright Alright Alright
Original Lyrics:
Soldier blue, love is out of season Soldier blue, yeah, ain't fighting for no reason, no, no Ain't fighting for no reason, no, no
The Cult's, "Soldier Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
So just leave me alone Leave me alone Leave me alone Leave me alone Leave me alone stop it! Just stop doggin' me around
Original Lyrics:
Soldier blue, love is out of season Soldier blue, yeah, ain't fighting for no reason, no, no Ain't fighting for no reason, no, no
The Police's, "Driven to Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driven tutelage, driven tutelage
Original Lyrics:
Driven to tears, driven to tears
 
1990s
Jeffrey Osborne's, "On the Wings of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on the tour bus, together riding high
Original Lyrics:
Only the two of us together flying high
Julie Chapman's, "My Music Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day the Surface came to my town
Original Lyrics:
One day the circus came to my town
La Bouche's, "Be My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want a BMW?
Original Lyrics:
Wanna be my lover?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, this journey is a dream
Original Lyrics:
Mama, this surely is a dream
Soul for Real's, "Candy Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you ever think of...
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever dream of...
Sting's, "If I Ever Lose My Faith in You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I don't trace
Original Lyrics:
Without a trace
The Tony Rich Project's, "Nobody Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a crown
Original Lyrics:
Like a clown
 
2000s
Backstreet Boys', "Shape of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me on your bottom
Original Lyrics:
Hold me now, don't bother
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear Christmas bells are ringing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never an honest one
Original Lyrics:
Never an honest word
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Michelin Man in a foreign field
Original Lyrics:
My missionaries in a foreign field
Coldplay's, "Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you were Old Yeller
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you were all yellow
Destiny's Child's, "Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you can hammer this
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you can handle this
George Michael's, "Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at your big fat daddy and your mom
Original Lyrics:
Look at your big bad daddy and your mom
Girls Aloud's, "The Promise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parmesan cheese
Original Lyrics:
Promise I made
Jennifer Lopez's, "Waiting for Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you would be here in nylon
Original Lyrics:
When you would be here in my arms
Rihanna's, "Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mind is in suburbia
Original Lyrics:
Your mind is in disturbia
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could both make from a distance
Original Lyrics:
We could both make fun of distance
 
2010s
Daft Punk's, "Get Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
We rub our Mexican, lucky
Original Lyrics:
We're up all night to get lucky
Gumi's, "Echo"
Misheard Lyrics:
The clock stopped ticking I thought
Original Lyrics:
The clock stopped ticking forever ago
 
country
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Kool-Aid boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy

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