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1960s
Julie Andrews', "My Favorite Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the bee sings
Original Lyrics:
When the bee stings
The 5th Dimension's, "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain or sunshine
Original Lyrics:
Let the sunshine
The Animals', "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm just a sock
Original Lyrics:
But I'm just a soul
The Beatles', "Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister
Original Lyrics:
Listen
The Strangeloves', "I Want Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not candid
Original Lyrics:
I want candy
 
1970s
ABBA's, "I Have a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of summer sting
Original Lyrics:
Of song to sing
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rod Roddy
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band's, "Rock and Roll Never Forgets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well all the church children are out there
Original Lyrics:
Well all of Chuck's children are out there
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Evil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Married woman
Original Lyrics:
Evil woman
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Strange Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a Spanish magic
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Turn to Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thomasville
Original Lyrics:
Turn to stone
Eric Burdon and War's, "Spill the Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay alive, tic-tac-toe
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl
Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes', "If You Don't Know Me by Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
To offend a healthy home
Original Lyrics:
To upset a happy home
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ole' Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
The Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barroom bitch
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom blitz
Thelma Houston's, "Don't Leave Me This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
You started this fire down in my soul
Now can't you see it's burning Arkansas
Original Lyrics:
You started this fire down in my soul
Now can't you see it's burning out of control
War's, "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you walking down Vaginatown
Original Lyrics:
I see you walking down in Chinatown
War's, "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we be the president?
or
I can be the president
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
Wings', "Silly Love Songs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you
Original Lyrics:
I love you
 
1980s
DeBarge's, "Rhythm of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget about the mornings on your mind
Original Lyrics:
Forget about the worries on your mind
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four Star Super Dog Meat
Original Lyrics:
Pour some sugar on me
Michael Bolton's, "That's What Love Is All About"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts that found a way
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts that pound away
Peter Gabriel's, "Sledgehammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you bring your used car back
Original Lyrics:
If you bring your blue sky back
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steamboats rolling down the street
Ooh-ah-doo-way-da-doe
Original Lyrics:
Steve walks warily down the street
His brim pulled way down low.
Rockmelons', "New Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
There’s a new groove in the name of love
Original Lyrics:
There’s a new groove in the neighborhood
The B-52's', "Love Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rush hour
or
Lunch hour
Original Lyrics:
Love Shack
The Dream Academy's, "Life in a Northern Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of nachos in the younger days
Original Lyrics:
Like Sinatra in a younger day
The Kings', "Switchin' to Glide"
Misheard Lyrics:
From a thirsty point of view
Original Lyrics:
From a Tuesday point of view
The Police's, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meow
Original Lyrics:
E.O.
Thomas Dolby's, "She Blinded Me with Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sirens!
Original Lyrics:
Science!
 
1990s
Captain Hollywood Project's, "More and More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moron, moron, moron
Original Lyrics:
More and more and more
Enigma's, "Return to Innocense"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why oh why
Original Lyrics:
(part of Taiwanese chanting)
Fiona Apple's, "Sleep to Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be so sensible
Original Lyrics:
Don't be so sensitive
Metallica's, "Damage Case"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no time for a damaged kite
Original Lyrics:
Got no time for a damaged case
Snap!'s, "Rhythm is a Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy is a dancer
Original Lyrics:
Rhythm is a dancer
Snap!'s, "The Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spic, Spic, Spic and Span
Original Lyrics:
It's gettin', it's gettin', it's gettin' kinda heavy
Theme Songs', "Caillou Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
My world is turnips, ching, ching, ching, ching
Original Lyrics:
My world is turning, changing each day
 
2000s
Amy MacDonald's, "This Is the Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking about robber hogger and his one leg crew
Original Lyrics:
Talking about Robert Rogger and his Motley Crue
Dirty Vegas', "Days Go By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco ball and still I think of it
Original Lyrics:
Days go by and still I think of you
Jonas Brothers', "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go into your room, and be so loud
Original Lyrics:
'Cause an empty room, can be so loud.
Jonas Brothers', "Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there with my neighbor, Cal Peter
Original Lyrics:
Stood there with my neighbor called Peter
Kylie Minogue's, "Can't Get You Out of My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar free
Original Lyrics:
Set me free
OneRepublic's, "No Vacancy "
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to be that I felt so damn empty
Ever since I met you, no I can’t see
Original Lyrics:
Used to be that I felt so damn empty
Ever since I met you, no vacancy
 
2010s
Barns Courtney's, "Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'mon, gimme that Fage
Original Lyrics:
Oh, gimme that fire
Jonas Brothers', "Sucker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna suffer for you
Original Lyrics:
I'm a sucker for you
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beetle in the backyard get ya outta my head
Beetle in the backyard wind up dead
Original Lyrics:
Needle and the thread, gotta get you outta my head
Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead
Twenty One Pilots', "Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are here to take it slow
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
 
country
Lee Greenwood's, "God Bless the USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fan hurts still today
Original Lyrics:
And defend her still today
Lee Greenwood's, "God Bless the USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the legs of Minnesota
Original Lyrics:
From the lakes of Minnesota
Shania Twain's, "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Color my hair, play Double Dare
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare

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