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1960s
The Monkees', "A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco! Let's have a taco, and things will be OK.
Original Lyrics:
Talk out. Let's have it talked out, and things will be OK.
 
1970s
Carpenters', "Jambalaya (On the Bayou)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big guitar
Original Lyrics:
Pick guitar
Chic's, "Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cute pony tails and girls
Original Lyrics:
Cute pony tails and curls
Eagles', "Outlaw Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman don't try to mommy
Original Lyrics:
Woman don't try to love me
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "September"
Misheard Lyrics:
My thoughts are with you, holding hands with your arm.
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts are with you, holding hands with your heart.
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two tickets, two pairs of dice
Won't you pet your cat and leave tonight?
Original Lyrics:
I got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight?
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Evil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made me full of meat
Original Lyrics:
You made a fool of me
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A very Merry Xmas and a happy New Year,
Let's hope it's a good one,
Without any cheer
Original Lyrics:
A very Merry Xmas and a happy New Year,
Let's hope it's a good one,
Without any fear
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The yellow and red buns
Original Lyrics:
The yellow and red ones
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
My, she was taller than I thought
There walks a lady we all know
Whose chains are light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
Then she will ponder you alone
That woman wouldn't know, yeah
To be a rock, and not to roll.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Woke up so I can douche her in the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
 
1980s
Australian Crawl's, "Errol"
Misheard Lyrics:
To fish and hunt, he'd take a c*nt to New Guinea, Holland.
Original Lyrics:
To fish and hunt, to take a punt, the New Guinea Highlands.
Australian Crawl's, "Errol"
Misheard Lyrics:
What can we say? It just don't rain.
He want to get higher.
Original Lyrics:
Convict state, it just don't rate.
He want to get higher.
Beach Boys', "Wouldn't It Be Nice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then to have us spend the day together
Original Lyrics:
And after having spent the day together
Bon Jovi's, "Born to Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainy night and one dog day
Original Lyrics:
Rainy night and we worked all day
Bryan Adams', "Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I play that old six-string
I think about you on the one-way run.
Original Lyrics:
Everytime I play that old six-string
Think about you, wonder what went wrong.
James Brown's, "Living In America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super highways, Coca Cola
Original Lyrics:
Super highways, coast to coast
Julian Lennon's, "Valotte"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on the doorstep of the house again to fall...
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on the doorstep of the house I can't afford...
Laura Branigan's, "Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I am surprised but I'm ready to love
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I am frightened but I'm ready to learn
Lionel Richie's, "Dancing On The Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a feeling,
When we're dancing on the Sealink.
Original Lyrics:
What a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling.
Madness', "Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
A house in the middle of our street
Original Lyrics:
Our house in the middle of our street
Marvin Gaye's, "Sexual Healing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever blue cheese chunks are falling
Original Lyrics:
Whenever blue teardrops are falling
Patrice Rushen's, "Forget-Me-Nots"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not up to Eileen; I love you and I need you, so what?
Sending you forget-me-nots.
Original Lyrics:
It's not hard to believe; I love you and I need you, so I'm... sending you forget-me-nots.
Patrice Rushen's, "Forget-Me-Nots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonder and Howard'll happen.
Original Lyrics:
Wonderin' how it all happened.
Queen and David Bowie's, "Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, you're an asshole..
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
Queen and David Bowie's, "Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can,t we give love, give love, give love, give love
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we get along, get along, get along, get along
Rod Stewart's, "Forever Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm right behind you with the blues
Original Lyrics:
I'm right behind you win or lose
Simple Minds', "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Family and security
Original Lyrics:
Vanity and security
Spagna's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey-yay, eight, how long can I stand without a touch of wumba?
Original Lyrics:
Hey-hey, hey, how long can I stay without your touch of wonder?
Spagna's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't resist you all night long.
Original Lyrics:
I can't resist here all alone.
Spagna's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You-you, you used all my fantasy to dream of a two.
Original Lyrics:
You-you, you used all my fantasy to dream about you.
Spagna's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You-you, you used. Tell me if you never know a loneliness.
Original Lyrics:
You-you, you-you, tell me you can ever know, oh, loneliness.
Stevie Nicks', "Edge of Seventeen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Dark Wing Duck
Original Lyrics:
Just like the white winged dove
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop a cookie - nothing in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand
The Cars', "You Might Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or maybe you think I'm looking
Original Lyrics:
Or maybe you think I'm lucky
 
1990s
69 Boyz's, "Tootsee Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cotton candy, sweet and low!
Original Lyrics:
Cotton candy, sweetie go!
69 Boyz's, "Tootsee Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cotton candy, sweet as gold!
Original Lyrics:
Cotton candy, sweetie go!
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl is toys-in
Original Lyrics:
That girl is poison
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
... Sugar on the asphalt, oh-oh littering is awesome ...
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt. Our hearts littering the topsoil
MC Hammer's, "Addams Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Add it to the jet
Add it to the jet
Add it to the jet
The Addams Family
Original Lyrics:
(Addams) Too legit
(Addams) Too legit
(Addams) Too legit
The Addams Family
Nirvana's, "All Apologies"
Misheard Lyrics:
All along the Zodiac.
Original Lyrics:
All in all is all we are.
Rod Stewart's, "Faith of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I got strength of the zone
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I got strength of a sword
 
2000s
Bon Jovi's, "Who Says You Can't Go Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh says you can't go home
Original Lyrics:
Who says you can't go home?
The Ting Tings', "That's Not My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me Bear
They call me Spacey
They call me Kerr
They call me James
Original Lyrics:
They call me Bell
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane
Weezer's, "Beverly Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peppery hills
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
 
2010s
Idina Menzel's, "Let It Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pasty's in the pan
Original Lyrics:
The past is in the past
Shawn Mendes', "Stitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
got a tissue out of my head, tissue out of my head
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get you out of my head, get you out of my head
U2's, "Get Out of Your Own Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
The energy is always for his sisters
Original Lyrics:
The enemy is armies for assistance
Zayn's, "Dusk Till Dawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I'm a reindeer
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I'll be right here
 
xmas
Dean Martin's, "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my deer were still good-byeing
Original Lyrics:
And my dear, we're still good-byeing

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