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These are lyrics by Five that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Five

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Five's, "Everybody Get Up"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of boy you'd invite to dinner,
because I eat with my fingers.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Either he's a quite an ill-mannered baboon or I'd be the kind of person who would be horribly mortified to have any boy over to dinner that uses his fingers to eat.
Submitted by: Celeste
Five's, "If Ya Gettin' Down"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Wiggy Wiggy
I'm getting Jiggy
Why They're Nonsensical:
Possibly one of the most moronic lines to a song ever... I mean honestly. Wiggy Wiggy? What the...? And the other part.. Getting jiggy. Was that inspired by the title of a certain Will Smith song?
Submitted by: Jo
Five's, "Slam Dunk Da Funk"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Do you wanna get freaky when the five of us make one?
Why They're Nonsensical:
What, is this an invitation to be conjoined with 'Five-ive' (which, btw, was their album name, as spelled on the cover) or something? Or is it euphemism for a mass orgy? People, take your pick. Either way, no thanks boys. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror at all?
Submitted by: Devil Jones

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