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1960s
Steppenwolf's, "Born to Be Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like smokin' lines man
Original Lyrics:
I like smoke and lightning
The Doors', "People Are Strange"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faces come out of Lorraine.
Original Lyrics:
Faces come out of the rain.
 
1970s
Bad Company's, "Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put out the stoplights
Original Lyrics:
Put out the spotlights
Carly Simon's, "The Right Thing to Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it used to be for a mile
Original Lyrics:
And it used to be for a while
Elton John's, "Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need the light to write
Original Lyrics:
I need the light tonight
Foxy's, "Hot Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your records on
Original Lyrics:
Put your makeup on
Frankie Valli's, "Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I love your skills
Original Lyrics:
But I love you still
Misheard Lyrics:
The motor lost was a sweet one
Original Lyrics:
The love I lost was a sweet love
Jimmy 'Bo' Horne's, "Dance Across the Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's do it solo
Original Lyrics:
Let's do it some more
Kiss', "Shout It Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bow-wow, bow-wow, bow-wow-wow-wow
Original Lyrics:
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Marvin Gaye's, "I Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I rub you the right way
Original Lyrics:
I want you the right way
Neil Sedaka's, "Love in the Shadows"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the shambles
Original Lyrics:
In the shadows
Pink Floyd's, "Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I need a hairy woman
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I need a dirty woman
Rod Stewart's, "Ain't Love a Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the hamburger
Original Lyrics:
By the underground
Starz's, "Cherry Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mmmmm, sherry baby
Original Lyrics:
Mmmmm, cherry baby
Tavares', "Whodunit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who saw my baby?
Original Lyrics:
Who stole my baby?
 
1980s
Huey Lewis And The News', "Hip To Be Square"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't take the furnace fan
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't take the punishment
Jermaine Jackson's, "I Think It's Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a juicy lover
Original Lyrics:
I'm a choosy lover
KC And The Sunshine Band's, "Give It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to...
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants you
Matthew Wilder's, "The Kid's American"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the panty sign
Original Lyrics:
By the Pepsi sign
Mr. Mister's, "Is It Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hold you nearly
Original Lyrics:
I hold you near me
Robbie Nevil's, "Dominoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voices drunk
Original Lyrics:
Voices dropped
Sheena Easton's, "Almost Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw an old friend for hours today
or
I saw an old friend of owls today
Original Lyrics:
I saw an old friend of ours today
Spinners', "Cupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Q-Tip
Original Lyrics:
Cupid
The Police's, "When the World Is Running Down…"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plug in my VCR
Original Lyrics:
Plug in my MCI
Thompson Twins', "Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cleo padded diaper regions
What a waste of time.
Original Lyrics:
Cleopatra died for Egypt
What a waste of time.
U2's, "I Will Follow"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Apollo
Original Lyrics:
I will follow
ZZ Top's, "Rough Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't got no crap
Original Lyrics:
Ain't got no rap
 
1990s
112's, "Cupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl I know you're slow
Original Lyrics:
Girl I love you so
Billie Myers', "Kiss the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it raining?
Original Lyrics:
Is it late there?
DJ Kool's, "Let Me Clear My Throat"
Misheard Lyrics:
At the Giving Tree
Original Lyrics:
At the count of three
Green Day's, "Brain Stew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mountain high
Original Lyrics:
My mouth is dry
Green Day's, "J.A.R."
Misheard Lyrics:
And I think it's Snow White
Original Lyrics:
And I think it's alright
Green Day's, "Longview"
Misheard Lyrics:
But nothing's wrong
Original Lyrics:
But nothing's on
Green Day's, "She"
Misheard Lyrics:
She screams in science
Original Lyrics:
She screams in silence
Green Day's, "Walking Contradiction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm such a dickhead
Original Lyrics:
I beg to differ
Nirvana's, "Lithium"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, well
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah
Public Announcement's, "Body Bumpin' Yippie-Yi-Yo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna pump yo' body
Original Lyrics:
Wanna bump yo' body
Tamia's, "Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
That song
Original Lyrics:
That's all
 
2000s
Garbage's, "Metal Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that we know for sure, let's analyze When they say, 'No one gets hurt,' Remember, nobody dies.
Original Lyrics:
Now that we know for sure, they're telling lies When they say, 'No one gets hurt, And therefore nobody dies.'
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shit
Original Lyrics:
The shame
Green Day's, "Minority"
Misheard Lyrics:
One nation under God
Original Lyrics:
One nation under dog
Justin Timberlake's, "Like I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just defend her
Original Lyrics:
Just be limber
(later)
Just remember
Maroon 5's, "Wake Up Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
MAACO
Original Lyrics:
Wake up call
Nickelback's, "Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody else
Original Lyrics:
So far away
 
2010s
Daft Punk's, "Instant Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
He asked me once
If I fought licking his dog
Original Lyrics:
He asked me once
If I'd look in on his dog
Daft Punk's, "Instant Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
I diddled Wonder Pete, the Wonder Faggett
Original Lyrics:
I didn't want to be the one to forget
Daft Punk's, "Lose Yourself to Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lou just sucked the dicks
Original Lyrics:
Lose yourself to dance
 
misc
Green Day's, "Dilemma"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not an imitation
or
It's not an irritation
Original Lyrics:
It's not an invitation
Green Day's, "The American Dream Is Killing Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever fateful to
Original Lyrics:
Forever faithful to

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