Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 2, 2024

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Theme Songs', "Sesame Street" Misheard Lyrics: Sunny day Sleep at night Clouds away Original Lyrics: Sunny day Sweepin' the clouds away

1970s
ABBA's, "S.O.S." Misheard Lyrics: I tried to reach for you, but you had closer mines Original Lyrics: I tried to reach for you, but you had closed your mind	ABBA's, "S.O.S." Misheard Lyrics: So if you hear me Darling, can you hear me S.O.S.? Original Lyrics: So when you're near me Darling, can't you hear me, S.O.S.?
ABBA's, "S.O.S." Misheard Lyrics: So when you're near me, Darling, can't you hear B.S.? Oh, yes! The love you gave me, Nothing else can say "B.S."! Oh, yes! Original Lyrics: So when you're near me, Darling, can't you hear me S.O.S.? The love you gave me, Nothing else can save me, S.O.S.	ABBA's, "S.O.S." Misheard Lyrics: Where are those smoke free days? They seem so hard to find Original Lyrics: Where are those happy days? They seem so hard to find
Bad Company's, "Can't Get Enough" Misheard Lyrics: I can't get enough of your Rolos Original Lyrics: I can't get enough of your love	Doobie Brothers', "China Grove" Misheard Lyrics: Say everybody’s insane, Damn this quickens the game Original Lyrics: They say that the father's insane And dear Mrs. Perkin's a game
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets" Misheard Lyrics: You know I read in the back o’ zyeen, yeah Original Lyrics: You know I read it in a magazine	Kool & the Gang's, "Funky Stuff" Misheard Lyrics: I can't get enough of that cookie stuff Original Lyrics: I can't get enough of that funky stuff
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light" Misheard Lyrics: And little Burly-Whirly kissed my a***s curly-whirly Original Lyrics: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-whirly	Marvin Gaye's, "What's Going On" Misheard Lyrics: Dr. Lean or Dr. Mean or Dr. Clean Original Lyrics: Talk to me

1980s
Blondie's, "Call Me" Misheard Lyrics: Copy Original Lyrics: Call me	Lionel Richie's, "Hello" Misheard Lyrics: J. Lo Original Lyrics: Hello
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean" Misheard Lyrics: But the chair is not my son. Original Lyrics: But the kid is not my son.	Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal" Misheard Lyrics: Harry, are you murdered? Original Lyrics: Annie, are you okay?
The Police's, "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" Misheard Lyrics: They're only deaths I left unsigned Original Lyrics: They're only cheques I left unsigned

1990s
Eric Clapton's, "Change the World" Misheard Lyrics: Baby, if I do... Original Lyrics: Baby, if I could...	Michael Jackson's, "Black or White" Misheard Lyrics: It don't matter if you're microwaved Original Lyrics: It don't matter if you're black or white
The Laurie Berkner Band's, "We Are the Dinosaurs" Misheard Lyrics: We are the dinosaurs What if we made a bat? Original Lyrics: We are the dinosaurs What do you think of that?

2000s
Bowling for Soup's, "Today's Gonna Be a Great Day" Misheard Lyrics: Fighting a dodo bird Painting a cotton nail Or driving our sister insane Original Lyrics: Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent Or driving our sister insane	Coldplay's, "Yellow" Misheard Lyrics: The countdown starts, the countdown starts on you (Later) I sail across or I set a course, aboard a cruise for you Original Lyrics: Look at the stars, look how they shine for you (Later) I swam across, I jumped across for you
Commercial's, "Pepperidge Farm Goldfish" Misheard Lyrics: Until you cut their hands off or Until you cut their heads off Original Lyrics: Until you bite their heads off	Evanescence's, "My Immortal" Misheard Lyrics: But you still can't love me Original Lyrics: But you still have all of me
Maroon 5's, "This Love" Misheard Lyrics: This love has taken a poll, why me? Original Lyrics: This love has taken it's toll on me	The Hives', "Cartoon Network 2007 Theme" Misheard Lyrics: I thought it's just something that grownups invented Original Lyrics: Fall is just something that grownups invented
Theme Songs', "Fairly Odd Parents" Misheard Lyrics: Doom and gloom up in his room Someone who can, instantly Original Lyrics: The doom and gloom up in his room Is broken instantly	Theme Songs', "No Ordinary Girl (H2O: Just Add Water Theme)" Misheard Lyrics: Cover up, it just gets better Original Lyrics: Come along, it just gets better
Three Days Grace's, "I Hate Everything About You" Misheard Lyrics: I...ain't... Original Lyrics: I...hate...

2010s
Laurie Berkner's, "Fireworks" Misheard Lyrics: Purple and green And red white and blue The crack in a glass Can make a big boom Original Lyrics: Purple and green And red white and blue They crackle and flash And make a big boom	Scooter's, "Stuck on Replay" Misheard Lyrics: Aren't you glad you stayed Original Lyrics: Mighty glad you stayed
Sia's, "Unstoppable" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a bunch of in-um-brakes. Original Lyrics: I'm a Porsche with no brakes.	Taylor Swift's, "Bad Blood" Misheard Lyrics: Did you have Rolaids? Original Lyrics: Did you have to ruin...
Taylor Swift's, "Shake It Off" Misheard Lyrics: Drink it up Original Lyrics: Shake it off	Taylor Swift's, "Wildest Dreams " Misheard Lyrics: Even if it’s Justin, your wildest dreams Original Lyrics: Even if it’s just in your wildest dreams
The Laurie Berkner Band's, "Fireworks" Misheard Lyrics: Purple and green And red white and blue The crack in a glass Can make a big boom Original Lyrics: Purple and green And red white and blue They crackle and flash And make a big boom	Theme Songs', "A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (Daniel Tiger)" Misheard Lyrics: At the loss of friends for you to make Maybe let's play with make believe Original Lyrics: I've got lots of friends for you to meet In this land of make believe
Theme Songs', "Bubble Guppies" Misheard Lyrics: I'm Molly I'm Gil I'm Brody I'm Duna I'm Luna I'm Naughty Original Lyrics: I'm Molly I'm Gil I'm Goby I'm Deema I'm Oona I'm Nonny	Theme Songs', "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" Misheard Lyrics: I caught lots of friends from you to me Original Lyrics: I got lots of friends for you to meet

country
Taylor Swift's, "Love Story" Misheard Lyrics: I'm stinky there Original Lyrics: I'm standin' there	Taylor Swift's, "Our Song" Misheard Lyrics: And he sang... Original Lyrics: And he says

misc
Elinor Wonders Why's, "Why Do I Wonder" Misheard Lyrics: They'll show many things I find interesting Original Lyrics: There's so many things I find interesting	Theme Songs', "Doc McStuffins" Misheard Lyrics: Come in, let the music begin The doc is in! Original Lyrics: Come and let the visit begin The doc is in!
Theme Songs', "Doc McStuffins" Misheard Lyrics: Don't let the baby begin, the doc is in! Original Lyrics: Come, let the visit begin, the doc is in!	Theme Songs', "Elinor Wonders Why" Misheard Lyrics: There's so much to learn, Bread will return Original Lyrics: There's so much to learn, Wherever you turn
Theme Songs', "Elinor Wonders Why" Misheard Lyrics: This isn't easy, come and wander with me Original Lyrics: Just listen and see, come and wonder with me	Theme Songs', "Elinor Wonders Why" Misheard Lyrics: We're red in eye cold A sea picks then I want to know Original Lyrics: Wherever I go I see things that I want to know
Theme Songs', "Elinor Wonders Why" Misheard Lyrics: What'd your bus say and how did I fly? Original Lyrics: Why do birds sing and how do they fly?	Theme Songs', "Rosie's Rules" Misheard Lyrics: So much to chain a bat from Rosie's Rules Original Lyrics: So much to cheer about for Rosie's Rules
Theme Songs', "Rosie's Rules" Misheard Lyrics: The rose seeks rules Original Lyrics: They're Rosie's Rules	Theme Songs', "Work It Out Wombats!" Misheard Lyrics: Mel's never far away, are you sure? Original Lyrics: Help's never far away, that's for sure!
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