Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 1, 2024

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Chad & Jeremy's, "A Summer Song" Misheard Lyrics: Fleas or Fleece Original Lyrics: Trees

1970s
ABBA's, "Chiquitita" Misheard Lyrics: Chiquitita, you and I know How the holidays come and they go And the scars they're leaving You'll be dancing once again in the paper trail Original Lyrics: Chiquitita, you and I know How the heartaches come and they go And the scars they're leaving You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end	ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me" Misheard Lyrics: Take a chance on me (Come on, come on and rape me) Take a chance on me Original Lyrics: Take a chance on me (Come on, give me a break will you?) Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me" Misheard Lyrics: You say that I waste my time, But I can't get you off my mind You know I can't Lego, 'cause I love you so Original Lyrics: You say that I waste my time, But I can't get you off my mind No, I can't let go, 'cause I love you so	ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me" Misheard Lyrics: You say that I waste my time, But I can't get you off my mind You know that I can't Lego, 'cause I love you so Original Lyrics: You say that I waste my time, But I can't get you off my mind No, I can't let go, 'cause I love you so
Bread's, "Make It with You" Misheard Lyrics: A baby climbing on rainbows Original Lyrics: I may be climbing on rainbows	Elton John's, "Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me" Misheard Lyrics: I can't find, or draw a dramatic line Original Lyrics: I can't find, oh, the right romantic line
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" Misheard Lyrics: Close the door and left me blind, idle eye Original Lyrics: Closed the door and left me blinded by the light	Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" Misheard Lyrics: Close the door and let me fly, my, my Original Lyrics: Closed the door and left me blinded by the light
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" Misheard Lyrics: I can't lie in no more of your darkness Original Lyrics: I can't light no more of your darkness	Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" Misheard Lyrics: I can't lie... no more Augie Dogness Original Lyrics: I can't light no more of your darkness
Elton John's, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: And someone saved my life tonight, shit the bed Original Lyrics: And someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear	Elton John's, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: Prima Donna rocked you when you should've been there ... You nearly had me roped and tied, Audubon, hypnotized Original Lyrics: Prima Donna lord you really should've been there ... You nearly had me roped and tied, Altar-bound, hypnotized
Elton John's, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: Someone saved my life tonight, should have they? Original Lyrics: Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.	Elton John's, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: Someone shaved my wife tonight Original Lyrics: Someone saved my life tonight
Elton John's, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: Someone shaved my wife tonight, shaved her bare Original Lyrics: Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear	Elton John's, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: They're coming in the morning Where they're drunk to take me home Original Lyrics: They're coming in the morning With a truck to take me home
Elton John's, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: You nearly had your own tongue tied Original Lyrics: You nearly had me roped and tied	Looking Glass', "Jimmy Loves Mary-Anne" Misheard Lyrics: Almost fully grown And worryin' the whys Original Lyrics: Almost fully grown And worldly wise
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama" Misheard Lyrics: In Birmingham they robbed the governor Original Lyrics: In Birmingham they loved the governor	Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody" Misheard Lyrics: No one really matters Original Lyrics: Nothing really matters
Steely Dan's, "Don't Take Me Alive" Misheard Lyrics: Honey-boo, keep her son Original Lyrics: I'm a book-keeper's son	Sylvester's, "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)" Misheard Lyrics: Mickey D Original Lyrics: Make me feel
The Cars', "Just What I Needed" Misheard Lyrics: I guess you're just a Beatle Original Lyrics: I guess you're just what I needed	The Hollies', "The Air That I Breathe" Misheard Lyrics: Sometimes all I need is a ba-a-ad dream Original Lyrics: Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe
Thin Lizzy's, "The Boys Are Back in Town" Misheard Lyrics: The boys of Jacksonville Original Lyrics: The boys are back in town

1980s
ABBA's, "Lay All Your Love on Me" Misheard Lyrics: I've had a few little love affairs They didn't last very long and aching really scares. Original Lyrics: I've had a few little love affairs They didn't last Very long and they've been pretty scarce.	Don Henley's, "The Boys of Summer" Misheard Lyrics: I saw a Jack Black sticker on a Cadillac Original Lyrics: I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac
Eurythmics', "Love Is a Stranger" Misheard Lyrics: And I want to, and I want to And I want to suck this circumcision Original Lyrics: And I want you, and I want you And I want you so it's an obsession	Glass Tiger's, "My Song" Misheard Lyrics: So far from my homeland So far from my asshole Original Lyrics: So far from my homeland So far from my soul
Nena's, "99 Red Balloons" Misheard Lyrics: 99 reddened boobs go by Original Lyrics: 99 red balloons go by	Patrice Rushen's, "Forget-Me-Nots" Misheard Lyrics: Surgeon General Original Lyrics: Sending me forget-me-nots
Sheena Easton's, "Morning Train (9 to 5)" Misheard Lyrics: Amazingly bull fight Original Lyrics: Amazingly full of fight

1990s
Deacon Blue's, "Twist And Shout" Misheard Lyrics: So Miss April, half the things you say don't seem as certain as in harmony Original Lyrics: So it's April and the things you say don't seem as certain as on Hogmanay	Honeyz's, "End of the Line" Misheard Lyrics: Do you think that by treating me cruel That some oil will disappear? or Do you think that by treating me cool That some oil will disappear? Original Lyrics: Do you think that by treating me cruel That somehow I'll disappear?
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush" Misheard Lyrics: Not like coffee every time we touch Original Lyrics: Not like I faint every time we touch	REM's, "Stand" Misheard Lyrics: Think about tourettes and wonder why you have it now Original Lyrics: Think about direction Wonder why you haven't before.
Stone Roses', "Elephant Stone" Misheard Lyrics: Kids in the cotton clouds Original Lyrics: Kiss in the cotton clouds	Stone Roses', "Made Of Stone" Misheard Lyrics: When the streets are cold and lonely And the cops say all baloney Original Lyrics: When the streets are cold and lonely And the cars they burn below me
Travis', "Turn" Misheard Lyrics: I watch the moon, it's a big balloon Original Lyrics: And what's the moon? A big balloon	Will Smith's, "Men in Black" Misheard Lyrics: Here comes the ladybug Original Lyrics: Here come the men in black

2000s
Evanescence's, "Going Under" Misheard Lyrics: 16 thousand moles I hide Original Lyrics: Fifty thousand tears I've cried	Kelly Clarkson's, "A Moment Like This" Misheard Lyrics: For that bowl of Special K Original Lyrics: For that one special kiss
Sean Paul's, "Get Busy" Misheard Lyrics: Elect Tricksy Dick Original Lyrics: Electricity

2010s
Dua Lipa's, "Levitating" Misheard Lyrics: I have a date Original Lyrics: I'm levitating	FUN.'s, "Some Nights" Misheard Lyrics: I listen to my sister and About the condom she tore off And I look into my nephews eyes Man you won't believe The most amazing things That can come from____ Some terrible lies Original Lyrics: My heart is breaking for my sister And the con that she called "love". And when I look into my nephews eyes, Man you won't believe The most amazing things That can come from____ Some terrible nights
Florence and the Machine's, "Ship to Wreck" Misheard Lyrics: Dreamt of a great white shark swimming in the bed Original Lyrics: Dredging of great white sharks swimming in the bed	JLS's, "She Makes Me Wanna" Misheard Lyrics: Something 'bout her turns me into a wild goose Original Lyrics: Something 'bout her turns me into a wild beast
Vance Joy's, "Riptide" Misheard Lyrics: cum monster Original Lyrics: come unstuck

misc
Taylor Swift's, "Karma" Misheard Lyrics: Karma's a relaxing thought Poncho en fiesta por you it's not? Original Lyrics: Karma's a relaxing thought Aren't you envious that for you it's not?
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