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1950s
Gene Autry's, "Peter Cottontail"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to do the things you shoot
Original Lyrics:
Try to do the things you should
 
1960s
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The accu-number all these years.
Original Lyrics:
The act you've known for all these years
The Who's, "I Can See For Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you holding up suburban guys
Original Lyrics:
I saw you holding lots of other guys
 
1970s
Billy Paul's, "Me and Mrs. Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it’s much to store
Original Lyrics:
But it’s much too strong
Bruce Springsteen's, "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell Devil you can freeze Hell.
Original Lyrics:
Tenth Avenue freeze-out
Golden Earring's, "Radar Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainbow love
Original Lyrics:
Radar love
Led Zeppelin's, "No Quarter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look inside my sight within
Original Lyrics:
Walking side by side with death
Paul McCartney & Wings', "Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a rock show there's a concert promoter
Original Lyrics:
If there's a rock show at the Concertgebow
 
1980s
Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson's, "I Know Him So Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want a few more Mormons who can tell?
Original Lyrics:
Won a few more moments who can tell
Jason Donovan's, "Too Many Broken Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is full of Roman people
Original Lyrics:
The world is full of lonely people
Katrina and the Waves', "Walking on Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling the love, I'm feeling the love
Original Lyrics:
I feel alive, I feel a love
Lionel Richie's, "All Night Long (All Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
“Tambourine dead” said the boy, yah.
A mumbo jumbo!
Original Lyrics:
Tam bo li de say de moi ya
Hey Jambo Jumbo
Michael Jackson and Siedah Garrett's, "I Just Can't Stop Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been kidnapped!
OR
If I get back
Original Lyrics:
If I can't stop
Pet Shop Boys', "Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
My car starts missing two feet
Original Lyrics:
My heart starts missing a beat
Phyllis Nelson's, "Move Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You go away
Original Lyrics:
You go your way
Steve Winwood's, "My Love's Leavin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crap myself awake each night
I can't believe that it's true
Here in March
Well, oh, you................
Original Lyrics:
i cry myself awake each night
I can't believe that it's true
Here am I
Where are you?
Technotronic's, "Pump Up the Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your booty on the court tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Get your booty on the floor tonight.
 
1990s
Blondie's, "Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen this kid before
Original Lyrics:
I've seen this thing before
Boyzone's, "When the Going Gets Tough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Comin', I'll climb any mountain
Original Lyrics:
Darlin', I'll climb any mountain
Brand New Heavies', "Sometimes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking about good revolution, or maybe just I'll change my mind
Walking on my constitution, I began to really mind
Original Lyrics:
Talking about a revolution, or maybe just a change of mind
Working on my constitution, I began to realize
Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get knocked down, but I suffocate
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked down, but I get up again
Livin' Joy's, "Where Can I Find Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working to find love
Original Lyrics:
Where can I find love?
Metallica's, "Enter Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock to Never-Neverland
Original Lyrics:
Off to Never-Neverland
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy neon!
Original Lyrics:
A denial
Shaggy's, "Oh Carolina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh camel llama
Original Lyrics:
Oh Carolina
Take That's, "Everything Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
For rabbit's hoof
or
For rabbit's foot
Original Lyrics:
Forever more
Tom Petty's, "You Don’t Know How It Feels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let’s roam another journey
Original Lyrics:
Let’s roll another joint
Wet Wet Wet's, "Goodnight Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You hear me so quickly
Original Lyrics:
You hear me so clearly
 
2000s
Arizona Zervas', "Roxanne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speading last of money just to laugh at you
Original Lyrics:
Spending daddy's money with a attitude
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
And promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon.
Original Lyrics:
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
And promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon
No, no, no
Original Lyrics:
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you take what you get and you turn it into
Honestly, please promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon,
No, no, no.
Original Lyrics:
And you take what you get and you turn it into
Honesty, and promise me I'm never gonna find you begging.
No, no, no.
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you take what you get and you turn it into
Honestly, please promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon,
No, no, no.
Original Lyrics:
And you take what you get and you turn it into
Honesty, and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
No, no, no.
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honestly it's killing me you're never gonna fly to Vegas
Original Lyrics:
Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honestly, now promise me
You're never gonna fly to Vegas
Original Lyrics:
Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon
No, no, no
Original Lyrics:
Honesty, and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna fine you naked!
Original Lyrics:
Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise me "I'm never gonna fry your bacon"
No, no, no
Original Lyrics:
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise me I'm never gonna find you naked
Original Lyrics:
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise me I'm never gonna find you vegan.
Original Lyrics:
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise me I'm never gonna find your fake ass
Original Lyrics:
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise me you're never gonna find your bacon.
Original Lyrics:
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're never gonna find your blanket
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find you fake it
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're never gonna find your blanket
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find you fake it
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're never gonna find your blankie
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find you fake it
Crazy Town's, "Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my better flight
Original Lyrics:
You're my butterfly
Good Charlotte's, "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we all breathe the same way as you do
Original Lyrics:
But we all bleed the same way as you do
Kelly Clarkson's, "Since U Been Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can’t
Original Lyrics:
Now I get
Nelly Furtado's, "Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Nelly!
Original Lyrics:
Come on now
 
2010s
Michael Buble's, "Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
The other half's slut
Original Lyrics:
The other half's luck

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