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1960s
The Isley Brothers', "It's Your Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your game, do what you wanna do
Original Lyrics:
It's your thing, do what you wanna do
The Ronettes', "Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Be my female baby)
Original Lyrics:
(Be my, be my baby)
 
1970s
Bob Dylan's, "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on Kevin's door
Original Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Bob Dylan's, "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knocking up heaven's daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door.
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy vics to ripoff.
Original Lyrics:
Easy credit rip-off
Styx's, "Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting
Original Lyrics:
Lady
White Plains', "I've Got You on My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Allegra
or
Allegro
Original Lyrics:
I love it
White Plains', "Julie Do Ya Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
But without you, baby
Original Lyrics:
But leaving you, baby
White Plains', "When You are a King"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's your name?
Original Lyrics:
Wash your face
 
1980s
Bad English's, "When I See You Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever get the flu
(later)
I’m gonna win the fight
or
I’m gonna liquefy
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever make it through
(later)
I’m gonna quit the fight
Bad English's, "When I See You Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will I see your style?
Original Lyrics:
When I see you smile
Irene Cara's, "Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banana, banana, banana…
Original Lyrics:
Remember, remember, remember…
Kylie Minogue's, "I Should Be So Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never mind the celebration, the sweetest of sensation
Original Lyrics:
In my mind a celebration, the sweetest of sensation
Phil Collins', "Don't Lose My Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jillian don’t lose my number.
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
Starship's, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin in your eyes. I see a pair of lice.
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' in your eyes, I see a paradise
Starship's, "We Built This City"
Misheard Lyrics:
We built this city on this g** d*** road
Original Lyrics:
We built this city on Rock and Roll.
The Motels', "Suddenly Last Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then suddenly last snuggle
Original Lyrics:
And then suddenly last summer
 
1990s
Bee Gees', "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a lonely heart breaks
It's a wonderful taste
Original Lyrics:
When a lonely heart breaks
It's the one that forsakes
Julia Fordham's, "I Can't Help Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a hostage, darling
Original Lyrics:
I'm lost in you, darling
Stiltskin's, "Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Movies on a stone dark night
We take the flight
OR
We take to flight
Original Lyrics:
Move on a stone dark night
We take to fight
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the poison to make a calamity
Original Lyrics:
I got the pulsating rhythmical remedy
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
love lights be a way
Original Lyrics:
love life's D.O.A.
 
2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "I'm with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a damp cold night
Original Lyrics:
It's a damn cold night
Avril Lavigne's, "Mobile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere I go, I'm a Mormon
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere I go, I'm a mobile
Avril Lavigne's, "Mobile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere I go, I'm a morron
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere I go, I'm a mobile
Avril Lavigne's, "My World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mixed with chocolate golden latte dreams
Original Lyrics:
I may switch off and go in a daydream
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of her friends stuck up their nose
'Cause they had a problem with his bad clothes
Original Lyrics:
But all of her friends stuck up their nose
'Cause they had a problem with his baggy clothes
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five years from now, she's in dead home
Feeding the baby, she oughta know
Original Lyrics:
Five years from now, she sits at home
Feeding the baby, she's all alone
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a skater boi, a sexy in leather boi
Original Lyrics:
He was a skater boy, she said see you later, boy
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a skater boi, she send him a letter boi
Original Lyrics:
He was a skater boy, she said see ya later, boy
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a skinner boy
Original Lyrics:
He was a skater boy
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a pretty face, but her head was up his face
Original Lyrics:
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a pretty face, but her head was up his place
Original Lyrics:
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said see you later boi,
He wasn't girl enough for her
Original Lyrics:
She said see you later, boy,
He wasn't good enough for her
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
So lemon on his guitar
Original Lyrics:
Slamming on his guitar
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had a problem with his hairy toes
Original Lyrics:
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Avril Lavigne's, "Things I'll Never Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to see you go down on me
Original Lyrics:
I want to see you go down on one knee
Avril Lavigne's, "Things I'll Never Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to see you go down on me
And marry me today
Original Lyrics:
I want to see you go down on one knee
And marry me today
Avril Lavigne's, "Too Much to Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see the gelato yourself?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see that you lie to yourself?
Avril Lavigne's, "Unwanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't want me there, you just shot me! Oww.
Original Lyrics:
You don't want me there, you just shut me out.
Coldplay's, "Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
‘Cause you were gold and yellow
Original Lyrics:
‘Cause you were all yellow
Jennifer Lopez's, "Ain’t It Funny"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s so moronic I’m what I pictured you and me
Original Lyrics:
It’s so ironic I’m what I pictured you to be
Linkin Park's, "No More Sorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Days and thimble greats
Original Lyrics:
Thieves and hypocrites
Linkin Park's, "What I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
For all night long I'll stud again, and whatever pay me dumb
Toupee this friends, and forgiving all night long
Original Lyrics:
For what I've done I start again, and whatever pain may come
Today this ends, I'm forgiving what I've done
Linkin Park's, "What I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
For all night long I'll stud again, and whatever pay me dumb
Toupee this friends, and forgiving all night long
Original Lyrics:
For what I've done I start again, and whatever pain may come
Today this ends, I'm forgiving what I've done
System of a Down's, "B.Y.O.B."
Misheard Lyrics:
With toes and heels
Original Lyrics:
With pointed heels
Taylor Swift's, "You Belong With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sneers cameramen all on the bleachers
Original Lyrics:
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
 
2010s
Ariana Grande's, "Thank U, Next "
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name is Aubrey
And I fill her with ass
Original Lyrics:
'Cause her name is Ari
And I'm so good with that
Ellie Goulding's, "Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I think back to when my brother and my sister slept
In an online place, the only time I feel safe
Original Lyrics:
And I think back to when my brother and my sister slept
In an unlocked place, the only time I feel safe
Ellie Goulding's, "Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shag me when I'm alone
Original Lyrics:
You shine me when I'm alone

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